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@ryanlongcomedy

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I Went to The Trump Hush Money Trial
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I moved from a country that never had free speech to a country that used to have free speech
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Actor Not Sure if He's Supposed to Support Israel or Palestine
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Is not wanting a war right wing now can’t keep up
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This is the harassment men have to deal with at the gym. (Trigger Warning)
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Holy shit Netflix just got wreeecked - only thing that can save them now is another season of Dear White People
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Selling Protest Footage to FOX AND CNN
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When Supporting Ukraine is Your New Identity
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How Internet Politics Look To Normal Humans
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I hate Big Pharma EXCEPT for Pfizer
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Twitter: If you don’t like it make your own app Apple: actually you can’t do that either
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I Quit Twitter Because of Elon Musk
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I personally think anything should be on the table in comedy except for rich chicks going bald
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Comedians Against Comedy
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Men for Total Equality
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Breaking News: Your Should Still Be Very Afraid
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First viral video I had in America
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Currently running around New York grabbing strangers and yelling ‘THE NEW VARIANT IS COMING!!!’ in their faces
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How Companies Advertise Now
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Another Company Profiting From Unrest
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Nation Building Masterclass
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Lol remember when they didn’t let Kevin Hart host cus of a 10 year old joke
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Only 90’s kids will remember knife fighting over pogs
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A lot of people’s entire comedy act just got voted out
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Every Blog If Trump Loses The Election
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The Candidate of 20 Year Old Girl Opinions 2020
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Kanye’s so hated by the media right now I can ALMOST do a sketch playing him in blackface without them canceling me - it’s so close I can taste it
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Progressive Superheroes
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Randomly my most viewed video
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Remember not to misgender when you’re wishing for trumps death you don’t want to get in trouble with work
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99% of the people who thought the woke vs racist video was problematic work in entertainment or the media
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Fight Misinformation by Supporting Amazon
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Life Highlight Fellas
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If Biden was funny he would tweet Law and Order
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That’s the good shit
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INTERNET TATTLE TALE: the documentary
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Quiter
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After a hard hitting investigation The New York Times concluded that people in the NBA are (probably) better than you at basketball
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Politician Says He Just Wants One More War and then Won't Ask Again
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Vice Magazine just fired hundreds of writers... One of them speaks out.
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FOX and CNN to Normal Humans
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Zelensky just became the side chick
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Hate when legends fight
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Comedian Hannah Gadsby slams Netflix CEO over defense of Dave Chappelle
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Enormous win went to treat myself to marvels and have the entire theatre to myself
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It's Time to Say NO to Bald Wife Jokes in Comedy
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*bong rip - ‘what if we kill their dogs?’
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Attention animal owners at demonstration If you are unable to care for your animal as a result of enforcement actions, your animal will placed into protective care for 8 days, at your cost. After 8 days, if arrangements are not made, your animal will be considered relinquished.
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Lol running an entertainment company would be such a nightmare ur employees are outside the building protesting your best selling products
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Gonna be so much rioting if Jo Jorgensen loses
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Jack Dorsey just yelled ‘I’m a golden God’ before jumping into his pool
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Get Rich Like Nancy Pelosi's Husband
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Changed my mind will doesn’t deserve this
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A New York Real Estate Agent for Squatters
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I’d say my first year living in America has been pretty uneventful
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Never Take Crypto's Name in Vein
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A Message to Jada from Will Smith's Entanglements
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I’ve been verified for two hours and already @AndrewYang heard about the clout I now offer!
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The Marvels is a Must Watch
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If trump overturns this in court I’m starting a window company
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Yo Shawn king is on to catch a predator
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Lyft drivers don’t like hearing the truth about the federal reserve
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Just cut in front of a group of women at Starbucks #InternationalMensDay
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Meet The Man Overdubbing Offensive Comedy Specials
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My grandma did Same thing
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Politician will only interview with FEMALE journalists of color
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Dudes can’t even be dudes anymore
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Antifa prob has such fomo right now
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After months of keeping this a secret I made my debut on colbert!! thanks so much to the whole team for having me!!! (I’m the Vax Needle back left) I was so nervous lol🤗🤫🤭
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How could Colbert lose to Gutfeld in the ratings with an act like this??
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Wtf Chelsea handler just called me to remind me im black
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Should WNBA Players Play Topless?
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Do u not think I’m loco?
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Normalize calling journalists content creators
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Makes me sick - I’m a listener Alyssa, and I will never betray you for rogan
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We live in a world WHERE JOE ROGAN’s PODCAST HAS TRIPLE THE LISTENERS AS MINE!! Dear god.
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They must have got so much fucking money to do this
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Do you think Osama bin ladens OG fans hate all these bandwagon jumpers?
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Asking New Yorkers to Donate to Tucker Carlson
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