Django Gold
@django
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comedic entity // formerly for Colbert, the Onion // watch BAG OF TRICKS, link below
New York, NY
Joined July 2011
My debut stand-up special BAG OF TRICKS is now available to watch, link in bio. An hour of laughter, tears, and invaluable moral guidance. Give it a watch, give it a like, leave a nice comment, share it with some/all of your friends. A labor of love! I hope you enjoy it.
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if the audio was on, you’d be hearing someone say the f-slur every other second
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Tonight! @UnionHallNY ! 5 PM! Last tix avail here and at the door : https://t.co/cjEbcS9hkr Comedy and music ft: @django
@westonhaney Courtney Maginnes Brittany Carney @JohnJohnPhenom
@1800PATBYRNE
@Corndogobrien
@MrChrisDonahue And more!
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it’s going to be tight, but Sherrone Moore can come out on top if he just nails dinner tonight with his wife, his mistress, and the Michigan AD - taking place in three separate rooms of the same restaurant
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as the drawings in the shoebox under my bed demonstrate, I had the idea for Heated Rivalry years ago
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The latest Microsoft Research Forum episode is now available on-demand. Explore purposeful research and its real-world impact.
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My annual Christmas show returns this weekend! Saturday Dec 13th at 5 Pm at @UnionHallNY ! FT: @django
@westonhaney Courtney Maginnes Brittany Carney @1800PATBYRNE
@MrChrisDonahue
@Corndogobrien and more! Comedy, music, and cheer! https://t.co/gMQGap8X4H
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American Office so goated
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Sleigh the season with the most personal gift around. Get them a Cameo video!
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ugh, 2028 cannot come soon enough, I want to vote for Kamala Harris NOW
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watching the eBay listing for an Italian movie poster for ‘Tremors’ tick down to zero
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please no one contact me for the next few days, I’m trying to figure out the rules for a piss-themed game show
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even after years doing it, I admittedly get a bit of imposter syndrome every time I knock out the guy playing Don Giovanni, hastily put on his costume, and stumble on stage to sing his aria
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That outdoor brick oven isn't connected to anything. No kitchen. No house. Just vibes and one enormous orange vegetable. Peak architectural planning. Out now on Steam 👇
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just sit for a moment and think about how much better this guy’s life is than yours
Timothée Chalamet dancing to Crank That (Soulja Boy) at the Omelete Stage at #CCXP25 🇧🇷 https://t.co/lCfeC64jSk
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if you enjoy sitting in a gray room and eating lukewarm Seamless, the future is looking brighter than ever
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Paul Dano was terrible in There Will Be Blood; his twin brother carried that movie tbh
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.@KimStrassel: “I shiver to think about how close we came to full-on censorship under this last administration.”
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you know that “great” work of art you all love? let me, someone who has done nothing with my life, set you straight
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Stay ready for outages with Powerwall and Storm Watch during extreme weather.
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