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mostly jokes on here, but also an occasional edict! my last stand up special: https://t.co/BkxZlgKZEJ

Joined December 2008
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@yannispappas
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New special is out:
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New @HistoryHyenas is up with me and @chrisdcomedy
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Introducing Grok Imagine.
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Was “non-fiction” the last word invented and they were just tired?.
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See me live in Miami Sept 11-13. Seats for the event:
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If you are a woman with cerebral palsy and you need to wear a helmet does it go on over or under the hijab? (Working on a few bits in case Saudi Arabia calls me for next year.).
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New York City is now a tropical climate like Florida, and nobody suspects Jews did this to save on plane ticket costs in the winter?.
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Got to disappear for a while to strategize damage control strategies.
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JUST IN: Epstein survivor claims President Trump was Jeffrey Epstein's "biggest brag" during Rep. Thomas Massie and Rep. Ro Khanna's new conference. "Epstein surrounded himself with the most powerful leaders of our country and the world. ". "He abused not only me, but countless
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Your misery comes from the gap between self-perception and reality.
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Nobody is gonna fucking tell me when I can wear white or not. Got me?!.
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RT @yannispappas: New episode of Yannis Pappas Hour is out. It’s about the warning from great thinkers of the past, on how too much freedom….
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New episode of Yannis Pappas Hour is out. It’s about the warning from great thinkers of the past, on how too much freedom is bad. Enjoy room temp or chilled:
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RT @HistoryHyenas: New episode
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RT @KalshiSports: Aliens are 3x more likely to exist than the Cowboys chances of winning the Super Bowl this year
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By refusing to acknowledge truths that undermine your narrative, you create fertile ground for extremists to do it for you. Extremists are flourishing for this reason.
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How to be happy in America with Mr. Panos
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Nobody will forget.
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Fuck Benjamin Netanyahu.
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When you take a good listen out there, the only thing possible to save humanity is AI.
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So, it’s ok to burn the constitution?.
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@yannispappas
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Trump is enacting an executive order against confident fat people. You can’t do that anymore.
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Managing your finances, no matter how much you make, is key to financial success. No one knows this better than @teyanataylor. The recent culinary school grad was given $300 to create a 🔥fit for Chime’s Ball on A Budget. See how she pulled it off. Powered by @Chime
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@yannispappas
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You can still do plenty to a flag: you can pee on it, throw up on it, stomp it, make it listen to 98 degrees.
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