Mike Recine
@mikerecine
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The Tom T. Hall of standup comedy. Charlotte, Brea and San Jose up next. Tickets here: https://t.co/sj12nxS7Se
New York, NY
Joined October 2010
There is no way the Nazis were this annoying.
So get this…. A nice Jewish woman named Shana Shabat filled out the form on the Paradise Tours website. She asked for more information about their tours. They replied to her email with the subject “No thanks.” and the body of the email included two words, “Free Palestine.”
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RT @zei_squirrel: Contrapoints is a genocidal Zionist scumbag who views Palestinians as sub-human and believes mean words online about Zion….
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Oh this yellow ribbon? It’s for the hostages. Yeah three of them we shot dead, a bunch we killed with bombs two of whom were children, and the rest we kind of just stopped giving a fuck about. But yeah #bringthemhome.
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Went to another “Middle Eastern” restaurant and it was Israeli. I should do that. Open up a bagel shop and call it Hassan Nosh-rallah.
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RT @victim_burn77: Yes I worked for Radio Rwanda in the 90s but it was the only way I could introduce the country to ska which I thought wo….
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Why are so many people melting down over something that wasn’t even said? Who are you, my freaking wife??.
Personally I don’t think children deserve to drown in a flood at summer camp even if their parents may or may not have voted republican, just my opinion!.
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Do you guys remember the people who said they didn’t think Israel would starve anyone to death because I sure do.
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Women will be like "I just had a baby three weeks ago!" Okay well. I don't have any frame of reference for that sorry. I literally have no idea what that feels like.
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Don't forget to get your tickets to see me in Charlotte this week and then in San Jose or Brea at Mike Recine Comedy dot com.
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Easy for you to say, because you’ve never been colonized. But what would you do if the Columbus of another planet enslaved your family and then put your head in her alien pussy and sliced it off?.
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Are you gonna cry.
I think all of Andrew Cuomo’s donors who gave $8 Million deserve to know who led opposition research so that person can never work in democratic politics ever again. This is a tweet from 5 years ago - not 15 - and it’s not even deleted. Just brazen malpractice ⬇️.
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Get this Drew… $1100 is exactly what I charge for getting pussy classes.
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I’m just a guy trying to move a few tickets. Charlotte, San Jose and Brea up next.
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You’re a fuckin loser.
Are we allowed to celebrate July 4th this year or is that also somehow supporting the war in Gaza?.
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Parasite was good but was it really the best movie of the 21st century or do people just feel obligated to say that? I thought Knives Out was much more fun.
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I’ll see you guys on the road this month we got Charlotte, San Jose and Brea.
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