Mike Recine
@mikerecine
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The Tom T. Hall of standup comedy and host of the Recine Time podcast. Come see me in NYC, then Detroit, Minneapolis and Norwalk. https://t.co/q0YwEBxhvc
New York, NY
Joined October 2010
Ok but it doesn’t really look like they built anything. It just looks like a guy shitting into a pig’s mouth.
Did you know this? The Chinese and other civilizations developed the ‘pig toilet’, an outhouse that sent shit directly into the mouths of hungry pigs.
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So what’s the deal you tweet something like this, everyone gets angry and then, you make money somehow? When does the money come in? I don’t understand!!!
Rob Reiner's films and political views were poison. It's no great loss that he is gone.
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He lies like a six year old.
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Let’s fuck him to death.
BREAKING: Elon Musk's net worth just crossed $600 billion, making him the first person ever to hit that level of wealth.
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Hard to imagine the parent of an addict who wouldn’t do anything to help their kid. Feels like this could happen to anybody. Well not me. I’m stronger than my son and I’d fuck his little bitch ass up.
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Man…you drug addicts are really something else.
Rob Reiner and His Wife Michele Were Killed by Their Son: Sources (Exclusive)
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After 2 years of war in Gaza, there is not ONE single video of a Jew intentionally shooting a Muslim civilian. NOT ONE. Yet, months after the war is over, Jihadists are continuing to FILM THEMSELVES SLAUGHTERING INNOCENT JEWS AROUND THE WORLD ON A REGULAR BASIS… but…
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hmmm not sure if thats the best idea if you want them to stop.
JUST IN: 🇧🇫🏳️🌈 Burkina Faso officially adopts law banning homosexuality with up to 5 year prison sentences.
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@IsraeliPM "A day may come when the courage of Men fails... but it is not this day... This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!" We have been praying, for the Return of the KIng in the West. Israel is answering the call. Shavua Tov!
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Boy, if y’all thought I was spicy before I just got on a high dose of oral prednisone, and steroids make me a little Cray Cray. Better buckle up, the Brianna Wu Twitter’s gonna be fun.
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Has this guy said a word about Gaza?
Antisemitic rhetoric is not abstract—it carries a cost, and my brothers and sisters continue to pay it. May this devastation somehow spark a hidden miracle, one our eyes do not yet have the merit to see. 🕎
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You’re laughing? Half this guy’s family got killed in the Holocaust and the other half got killed by Hamas and now he just got shot in the head and that’s funny to you??
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It’s like almost impossible to get anything done with a baby in the house. I wish I lived in Qaddafi’s Libya. RIP Qaddafi. And thanks for nothing Obama. And everyone knows you killed your gay lover in that paddle boarding accident.
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