i used to have this mental illness where i thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind

she’s a 10 but she gets EXTREMELY irritable and hostile when she’s overstimulated

“would 14-year old you be proud of you?” listen, i’m not here to impress a mentally ill child

being a woman is trying to guess wtf is going on with your body 3 times a week

“sorry i have a gf” and “no i have a gf” are never the same

not catching feelings for the bare minimum

I’M OFFICIALLY AT THE AGE WHERE I’M NOT UPGRADING MY PHONE UNTIL IT STOPS WORKING

breakups are so crazy like who am i supposed to text??? i bought a new cereal and i like it- i’m supposed to keep that information to myself ???

PEOPLE WHO SMILE AT YOU WHEN U MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH THEM ARE MY FAVORITE KIND OF PEOPLE

she’s a 10 but she gets EXTREMELY irritable and hostile when she's overstimulated

dying of laughter together is my favourite non sexual act of intimacy

people with mixed music taste have the right personality for just about anything

how do lawyers not cry when arguing

Ppl who have no playlists & just shuffle their liked songs folder are capable of murder

i’m at that stage in my life where i keep myself out of unnecessary arguments, so, even if you tell me 1+1=5, you’re absolutely correct, enjoy.

just learned from my therapist that being raised by emotionally immature parents means you’re treated like an adult when it’s convenient for them, but a child if you go against what they’re wanting

customers will say shit like “uhh it’s asking me to remove my card?”

pedophiles aren’t just old men touching up little kids they’re also your boy who’s 23 going out with a 16 year old

minimum wage in switzerland is $24? lemme go change my name to hinga ding durgen.

being asked to speak up as a soft spoken person feels like psychological abuse and a humiliation ritual i’m not even kidding

deleting your savage paragraph to txt back “ok” is a different kind of self control.