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Chris Calogero

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Comedian WHO LIVES IN Los Angeles, but is FROM New Jersey. Featured in The NY Times, Funny or Die, Paste Magazine, and GMA Day.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2009
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Chris Calogero
6 years
This Comedian Plays Every Cliché Movie Character And It Rules So Hard via @funnyordie.
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TFW when the host screws up your name and your credit when bringing you on stage
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You gotta think that every now and again Christianity regrets making the Devil so dang rad.
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I got to make an extremely silly commercial that’s currently running on Tik Tok. Scope it and pay me to be in more things please!
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RT @RealChrisCal: Start the year off right with these simple healthy eating tips! .
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RT @RealChrisCal: I’m off the dang market, thank god.
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RT @boneysoups: Making up a fictional woman that Zohran theoretically hurt to distract from the real women plural I literally hurt.
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RT @seandoherty: Andrew Cuomo is a nasty ass pervert little piece of shit with more money than any of us will ever know and we should colle….
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RT @RealChrisCal: The guy in the first act of the thriller who they’re after and sets it all off for the hero.
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RT @BeyondFest: They cut 27 minutes from the movie. It’s not even THE WIZARD OF OZ. It’s just corporate, soulless slop.
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Making jokes about my dang wife!
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RT @marcmaron: My new special ‘Panicked’ premiers tonight on @HBO and streaming on @StreamOnMax!.
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That’s what I love about inflation, man. It gets higher and I make the same wage.
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RT @ZackMorrison18: Anyone defending this is a fucking idiot. I don’t know how else to tell you. We need to start calling people fucking id….
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RT @UnderdogPicks: 🎟️ Bonus Entry Giveaway 🎟️. Caitlin Clark returns today, so we're sending a $10 bonus entry for every PRA she totals aga….
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RT @JPHilllllll: The leadership of the Democratic Party would rather wipe their own party off the map than move one inch to the left.
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RT @zachdcarter: The anti-Zohran panic is distinctly racist, but it also seems like another case of Fancy New York breaking with reality. B….
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Iconic RomCom moment from “My Best Friend’s Wedding” as interpreted by a Wiseguy from the neighborhood
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RT @NYMag: Zohran Mamdani has vanquished a demon. You do not have to believe in a supernatural definition of evil to feel that there is som….
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RT @dwallacewells: The great ⁦@MaraGay⁩:
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