Chris Calogero
@RealChrisCal
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Comedian WHO LIVES IN Los Angeles, but is FROM New Jersey. Featured in The NY Times, Funny or Die, Paste Magazine, and GMA Day.
Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2009
This Comedian Plays Every Cliché Movie Character And It Rules So Hard https://t.co/aVAfGGMTEV via @funnyordie
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Song of Achilles had me wrecked on a boat in front f strangers. Just destroyed my ass
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*staring off blissfully into the sea* “Why I haven’t clicked on a post to ‘see more’ in years….years now.”
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My writing was not done by A.I. I’m just that bad at it, baby 💅🏼
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You were amazing @nickmangold ! It seems like yesterday when we met in 2006. A vet qb & a rookie center. You always kept things in perspective. Steady & reliable on the field & more importantly in life. My heart breaks.
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Your body is a danger to you. Wash your hands and don’t go poking around.
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Health Insurance CEO million dollar salaries and bonuses are your denied claims.
Insurance CEOs got a 27% pay bump over the last year, while you’re paying more and more. The ten biggest insurance CEOs got over $134 million total in 2024. Meanwhile they raised homeowners insurance 24% over the last 3 years, and auto insurance 7% is higher than last year.
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Really funny that if you play the organ you gotta be like “It’s either baseball or the clergy for me!”
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Billionaires are holding you upside down and shaking money out of your pockets and telling you “we’ll help you find the trans people that did this or maybe it’s a Muslim or it actually could be Tylenol?! Probably smart to just be mad at all them for now. Hey stop wriggling!”
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What if they were like “ok enough let’s start this game over tomorrow, everyone get some rest”
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In 2009, Vince Wilfork was asked, "… who is the league's toughest center?" he replied in two words: "Nick Mangold." Gone too soon.
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Sorry but rooting for tanks and losses is absolute loser behavior. In the words of a poet “You play to win the game! You don’t just play it to play it!” #JetUp
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This brings back great memories of Nick. If you knew him you couldn’t help but love him. Brightened up every room he walked into. Still hard to believe he’s no longer with us. 🙏🏿 #RestWellNick
After a tough 2007 season the @nyjets brought in Damien Woody & Alan Faneca to complete the OL and Nick took a major leap earning the first of his 7 pro bowls #NickMangold
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I was lucky enough to meet one of my all time favorite Jets for a silly segment on GMA. Nick Mangold he handled me being a dumb fan boy with ease. He was awesome and made me feel insanely cool and like I belonged next to him. What a loss for the Jets and the NFL. #JetUp
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Sports is so dumb and I love it. The jets get their first win of the season to go 1-7 and I’m fucking flying high. Everything is dumb and that makes it fun! #JetUp
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