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The idea that anyone could have possibly dethroned Donald Trump for the title of World's Most Gigantic Baby felt impossible. AND YET
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Real, damaging, traumatizing sexual depravity in order to root out fake, scaremongered, nonexistent, sexual depravity
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Just say you’re a hack who’s performatively indignant for money because getting a real job sounds like too much of a drag
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@BranPuffin
I have to say — with respect — if anything happened to my Malaysian weed dealer, I would have heard about it
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This is basically Jeff's intentionally hacky speech for student body president in S2 of 'Community':
"I'm no politician -- I'm just a fella. I think beer should be cold and boots should be dusty. I think 9/11 was bad. And freedom? Well, I think that's just a little bit better."
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@AdamBienkov
The Brexiters/Tories are in full implosion mode. Every stage of grief all at once in superposition. 10/10, zero notes, Nando’s for everyone
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@TheKevinDalton
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@benshapiro
You paid for Twitter. Tell us more about smart allocations of funds 🤡
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@ME_McCullough
He Mad on the Internet Tho: The Phenomenology of Impersonal Engagement in the Social Media Age
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@SenRickScott
@JoeBiden
Between this and the Everyone Should Eat Lead-based Paint Chips Act, you’ve got the foundation for a POTUS campaign
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A friend asked me on the group chat if I keep all my
@NoContextHearn
videos bookmarked because my response time is so incredible.
The answer is yes.
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@equalityAlec
Replace Harvard with a large Dunkin. An improvement. And to be clear, I don’t even like Dunkin
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@MissDahlELama
Breaking Bad “Ozymandias” is the first one that came to mind
Sopranos “Pine Barrens”
Better Call Saul “Plan and Execution” // “Point and Shoot”
Parks and Rec “Media Blitz”
Mad Men “The Suitcase”
The Wire “The Cost” // Middle Ground”
Fleabag S2 “Episode 4”
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@TheFP
@EmilyYoffe
No. Try again
I have reinstalled Twitter to respond to this story and make sure my voice is fully heard. I am Casey.
My real name is Alex but my mom decided it would be best to hide it for anonymity. But this is my story, not hers. This is not the free press’s story.
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@gayest_tone
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No. Try again
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9/11 claimed my mothers life… so I’m blocking so I don’t ever have to read this again.
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Nope
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@mehdirhasan
Second only to the greatest JK Simmons quote via the great CAVE JOHNSON:
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@HeerJeet
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@dennisbhooper
It’s absolutely fucking nuts that Neal Brennan has surpassed him as a comedian and it’s not even a discussion. It’s incredible
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@justinbaragona
Bari Weiss is verifiably unable to resist backsliding into sanctimony and she’s (perhaps hopelessly) drawn to the admittedly lucrative performative outrage economy like moth to flame, but this is…
this is just a whole different thing
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I never said Jews should be eradicated from public life. I said *Judaism* should be eradicated from public life.
I may be a buffoonish bigot who stirs rubes to violence, but my cowardice demands a smidgeon of plausible deniability. And you, sir, have libeled me by omitting it.
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He’s wrestling with his shower curtain trying to get out, failing, and subsequently arguing that he’s being cancelled
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@POTUS
^Let this tweet be a poignant illustration of the dangers of eating exclusively fiberglass insulation
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@BretWeinstein
@elonmusk
“I chose to be hoodwinked by a rich sociopath and now I need to find a way to wiggle out of acknowledging it as fact”
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@aaronbronsteter
Lol. Colby is a cringe-corny garbagehuman who fights once every decade and Belal Muhammad is on an outstanding run. But sure
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