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Supporter of the NY Jets, Mets, & Knicks. Sports card collector. Buy, sell, trade. ebay: https://t.co/1MTkdNhy6O #thehobby
Joined November 2011
@missin4mati0n Ah yes, someone pretty much universally considered one of the most beautiful women on the planet must be a dude because her cheekbones are pronounced in one pic. Good work. 👍
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@JomgThe @fasc1nate Doctors not thinking that a million to one shot will happen is not "murder." They have to make extremely difficult decisions, & they do so based on evidence. I'm sure in 99.99% of cases, the brain damage isn't fixable in such a situation. Docs made a decision based on such info.
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@NILES100 "WHY WONT THEY WORK FOR PENNIES WHILE BEING TREATED LIKE SHIT? DON'T THEY KNOW ABOUT THE 'American Dream?'".
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@hadym @dellavolpe I'm glad someone is. 😬 But seriously, Gen Z seems knowledgeable, compassionate & realistic. I hope my 3-year-old daughter grows up in country made better by you guys. 👍.
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@esjesjesj @BenjaminPDixon "Racism against any race is wrong, but I will exclusively discuss the 'racism' that white people face.".
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@Julescelt @deandrawrites_ Yeah, his apologizing for doing nothing wrong while he is clearly confused is devastating. I don't understand how cops get to this point, where they lack any human empathy whatsoever.
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@BenjaminPDixon @kanyewest I don't think this is "lol" worthy. I'm kinda concerned that people as powerful, wealthy & connected as Kanye West, Elon Musk, the former President of the United States are all running in the same circles as a open Holocaust denier/white supremacist.
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@RoboAktion @RightWingCope Alex Jones: "he was actually a nudist, communist cross-dresser!".
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@legendz_nba It's funny because Lebron got beat just as badly on defense, but he's an athletic freak, so he was able to get the block and make up for it. 😅.
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@WindCheetah @MattBinder @MNateShyamalan A 50 year old teenager who never said anything funny in his life.
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@jnoahmorgan @KimKardashian I agree that his mental health issues are not a joke. But if he's trying to run for POTUS, shouldn't we be commenting and saying, "NO, thats not a good idea"? Shouldn't media still be covering him, as he is a giant public figure who is influencing millions with his ravings?.
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@RightWingCope Call me old fashioned, but I think it's VERY BAD that legislators are talking about GOD SENDING US SIGNS TO REPENT. Members of Congress should be grounded in REALITY, not publicly talking about fanciful shit like this. What's next, consulting the Oracle at Delphi?.
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@dalescoggin @nytimes She wants to save the planet from a crisis that all scientists agree is happening, and she's "fueled by emotion.". Meanwhile, Conservatives are burning their Nikes because a black guy kneeled at a football game & voting for a brain dead game show host b/c it "makes libs cry." 👍.
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@CNNPolitics Barr said, Trump shouldn't be charged because, there wasn't a comparable case w/ “remotely similar circumstances.” . So remember future presidents of the US - if you want to commit a crime, make sure it's so brazen that no other POTUS in the past has even thought about doing it.
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@harrycampb3ll I'm 6 foot 6 and getting a panic attack just looking at that thing. I'd rather lie in the aisle and let the drink cart use me like a speed bump.
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@jlBed @ProjectJosiee What you're saying might make sense if they employees were sharing in the business's profits. Do you think these baristas make more money if they sell more obnoxious, expensive drinks? 🤣.
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@GianmarcoSoresi "Overwhelming support for Hamas." Why do people keep saying this untrue thing? Do they themselves not know the difference between Palestinians/Hamas, or do they know their own positions are indefensible unless the "other side" is supporting terrorists?.
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@Caidadelatorre @nytimes "What's supposed to be a good salary." THATS THE POINT. They don't even make a living wage unless people tip. That's how it works in America. We can't convince employers to pay better, but we can help workers in this small way. This is an absurd comment to make about the USA.
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@murderxbryan Why does shitting in a bucket make them safer, in their view? Are they just getting acclimated for a future where they won't have running water? Is it practice, or does it serve some other purpose?.
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@GravitysRa1nbow *random blue check goon posts a racist/conspiracy/antisemitic meme*. Elon: "interesting" "how odd," "you have my attention" "big if true" "people need to look into this"
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@zooby68 @asanewyorker @shannonsharpeee Better than everybody else "dickriding" the stupid mountain climber who decided to enter a bear's turf.
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@nbacommish17 Jesus. That man is going to be 35 years old in a month. Maybe the greatest pure athlete I've ever seen. Absolutely unreal physical ability.
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@2020tho @hello__caitlin Yeah, for some reason God is cool with loopholes. He is perfect and omniscient but he's like, "Dammit, they got me again. Should have made my laws more clear." It's all very silly.
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@gayfagshark @ZeroSuitCamus She's gonna pocket the money because she couldn't find enough gender queer polyamorous pansexual carpenters in Ukraine.
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@NormOrnstein The Trumper coalition - Nunes, Gaetz, Jordan, etc., should be heckled every time they are in public & no one should let them forget how they were willing to trade American democracy to run cover for a 2-bit con man for 4 years.
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Jesus, this Claudia Conway thing on #AmericanIdol is horrible. Hasn't she accused her mom of all these horrible things? Now she's getting a virtual pep talk from KellyAnne before singing? The whole family is fraudulent.
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@therecount If you looked at George Santos and believed he was a STAR COLLEGE ATHLETE, you'll believe anything. Dude is built like a lunchlady.
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@davenewworld_2 Even if he were stealing. imagine being a Dollar Tree employee and worrying about lost merchandise that costs like 30 cents per item. 😵💫.
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@SidneyJAnza @MattBinder Lol some QAnon crazies think Hanks and other celebs have already been secretly executed. Some think clones of these people are running around.
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@pocketsbook @StoneChallenger @Winged_Hussar__ @IllBGud123 @L_A_D_J @TheGreenOldDill @TimRunsHisMouth @TulsiGabbard Lol give me a break. Compared to the rest of the modern world, out "left" party (Democrats) aren't progressive AT ALL. Stop mistaking rhetoric for policy. They don't do ANYTHING progressive, let alone "socialist" or extreme.
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@CNN Teaching critical race theory in public high schools is not something that is actually happening, but the motivation behind these laws are very fascist in nature. They want to crush any truth that challenges their rosy (and fabricated) version of American history. Bad news.
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@Gunteaser @FeministaJones Maybe, but not in this case. "Dindu Nuffin" is mocking black people who are shot and killed by police. It's a pretty goddamn racist term thrown around by the worst types of people online.
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@JoshhTerry I don't understand how "the Republic is gone" because a moderate Dem won an election. This is just normal shit. It's going to be an incredibly inconsequential presidency, & they act like Che Guevara is the president -elect. It's like they've never lost an election before.
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@Kellen_Browning This dude's like, "More reporting on white people finding missing jewelry; those are the important stories people want to read.".
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@queen_flannel @VaushV @TheJoeySwoll You simply don't need to record yourself to "check form." Millions of the most fit people in the world have reached their fitness goals without having to record themselves doing reps. Silly and unnecessary invasion of people's privacy.
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@DesertSunSports This is messed up, but all the heckler said was, "Naomi, you suck"? NBA, MLB & NFL players hear much worse about 30 seconds into every game, if it even takes that long (sometimes from their own fans). I know tennis is much quieter, but that was it?.
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@RationalDis Jordan Peterson's daughter is the type of woman he's been warning his fans about for years. 🤣🤣🤣.
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Hey Lee Zeldin, come clean up about 10,000 of your shitty lawn signs on Long Island. You can stop lying Long Island being Beirut now and go back to being a dorky rich guy I don't have to think about.
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@Telegraph We already know that credible people have seen things in the sky that they can't explain. So yes, "UFOs" exist. The question is whether they have anything to do with extraterrestrial life.
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@wineaintsweeter @nancylevine @eugenegu @JoaquinCastrotx @actblue Seriously. GOP gets away with worse constantly. Maybe Dems should stop caring about "norms" and etiquette and get things done for once.
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@rcam_tv @MattBinder Lol "patriotism." The piano lady wasn't teaching him about the American revolution, she was telling him they Hillary killed people. Also, you can't "groom someone into a sexual identity." This is much more overtly trying to mold the kid's beliefs.
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@YSLONIKA @BLAZEDTIMEZ It's just eggs and vegetables. What does this even mean? What would make this more "normal?".
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@WeCrusaders @JCR1392 No, we won't. You can cosplay online as much as you like, but nobody is going to do what you say in reality.
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@aenigme @morenaNZ123 @natfos1 @LillyPad Why can't people just be honest that other countries do certain things a lot better than the U.S.?. Why not work to improve our own system rather than doing the mental gymnastics to convince yourself that our system is actually better somehow?.
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@WorldWideWob That was a bucket, but goddamn, that was a terrible possession. If he missed that shot, you could post the same vid and say, "What the hell is Waiters doing out there?".
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@avoiceforchoice @RealCandaceO @Facebook @KamalaHarris @JoeBiden @BreitbartNews "iM bEInG cENSored bECaUSE I caNT fOLLOW SiMPLE tERMs oF sErVICE & aCT LiKE a NoRMAL pERSon."
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@MelissaAmour72 @sethanikeem This happens over and over to railroad innocent people. There are thousands of innocent people in prisons right now because some dumb, biased cop decided to follow his "gut," rather than evidence, dismissed experts that didn't support his theories, etc.
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@souljagoytellem Maybe don't stay out until 4AM in an unfamiliar city you are desperately afraid of.
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@MattLech "Get my daughter out of your voice" is also very funny. She couldn't get that expression right, and Vivek is just a charisma vacuum with his giant forehead.
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@janicen @rafaelshimunov @HelenKennedy These are the same dorks that "protested" because on of their officers killed Eric Garner & actually faced some consequences. They want to have carte blanche to act w/out consequences & also treated like kings. Apparently their high salaries & amazing benefits are not enough.
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@JazzJohnson10 @Variety Just rich guy privilege more than anything. He has all the money & power in this situation & calls the shots. But could a black guy in his position stay on as producer after the comments surfaced? Probably not.
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@halomancer1 2 hits off a vape of modern stuff and I'm contemplating my existence, yet these people are like, "Dabs aren't strong enough - we need weed crack.".
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@hoboken43 @kshering The "fluff" is that her son died? What a deranged comment. Do you also not know that "how could this happen?" is a figure of speech? Like if a kid gets cancer and dies and a distraught parent says, "How could this happen?" do you think they wanted a response?.
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@TDanger19 @MCBillyShakes @NateDuncanNBA On Twitter, if you aren't an all-star by 2 months into your rookie year and/or 20 years of age, you are an irredeemable bum, scrub, bust, etc, even though are countless examples of stars who took 2,3,4 seasons to develop. Shit is ridiculous.
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@Wazli @shaun_vids And Antifa are a bunch of purple-haired queer wimps but will also COME TO YOU SUBURBS AND PISTOL WHIP YOUR MOTHER.
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@BronwenPhoenix @BratGoertz @mjkeenan Wouldn't you be be "defensive" if you were falsely accused of a crime as heinous as rape? This is an issue with the #metoo stuff. If someone is wrongfully accused, they still have to be sensitive & thoughtful to the person making the accusation? If they aren't, thats a red flag?.
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@davidbix My wife was screaming for every false finish and totally invested in that match. Last time I saw a reaction like that from her was during Daniel Bryan's run. Gargano can fill that DB underdog spot like a champ if allowed. 👍👍.
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@RightWingCope This kid is just really special needs. I'm not sure if Andrew Tate has anything to do with it, nor does this video really illustrate anything. 🤷.
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Listening to @HeymanHustle on Z100 wrestling podcast. I would be entertained listening to Heyman discuss carpentry for an hour. #promoking.
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@pettymogul @MarlowNYC It's weird she seems to keep going down this avenue for "humor." There's an infinite amount of material for comedy - don't know why some comics feel like they have to do rape, pedophilia, sexual trauma, etc. jokes/sketches, especially when victims are the punchline.
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@wejustnormalmen This is great, but what is the context? Why is the dog there? Is he always a guest? What do they typically talk about? I feel like I was dropped into an acid trip.
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@MichalSabra @heehahuah @Penn @CommunityNotes Plenty of Jews share the opinion that what Israel is doing to the Palestinians is genocide. It certainly isn't helpful to completely inflammatory, misleading stuff.
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@RichardHanania @oneunderscore__ You have a book called "The Origins of Woke." Who's the "pathetic" one? 🤔.
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@bopinion This is an oddly reasonable argument. I think more people need to realize that this American uber free market, ultra privatized system is failing 95% of the country. This is late capitalism in decline. Problem is, Americans are stubborn, & both parties are stagnant.
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@EyesOnTheRight They have such an obsession with "cuckoldry" and "getting cucked." Like, I'm sorry if you're wife is cheating on you, but that isn't evidence that civilization is crumbling.
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@CousinNicky3 @8Irrelevant Have you ever actually laughed at something Kate McKinnon did? A lot of people have apparently decided she is funny, but there's no evidence to support this.
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@mattxiv Particularly horrible that some gay people are anti-trans - don't they see that literally the same rhetoric that was used to attack & oppress them is now being used against trans people? How do they not empathize with that & support them?.
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@Cal_kaiser_ @l_soze @TDMONEY2 @AlectheLad @PaulMauser1898 @KillSpace8 @drimcalban @Andres4NY @PaulleeWR @NYCMayor @BilldeBlasio @FeinbergSarah "Better than a gulag" isn't much of a achievement. Still worse than the rest of the free world.
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@GerardDelaney39 My 27 year old cousin got Bell's palsy a year before covid. These things happen. Show a causal link between vaccine & anything or it's just bullshit speculation. What about the hundreds of millions who were vaccinated w/ no side effects? Nonsense.
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@ReturnoftheElf @DanRather And that their party has absolutely nothing in common with Republicans of that era? It's as useful as comparing themselves to Whigs.
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@patriottakes A lot of this theater is definitely astroturfed by right wing anti vax groups. Most of these people likely aren't healthcare workers, but they want to make it seem like it's a massive movement.
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@drmistercody But these are the same people who think wearing a mask during a pandemic is the most preposterous idea they've ever heard and a huge violation of their rights. 🤡.
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@coopercooperco A player just collapsing is always scary, regardless of the hit itself. But you're right - the hit didn't look particularly brutal. A lot of the worst injuries (neck/spinal cord, etc.) in NFL history have been hits that didn't "look that bad," which def is scary.
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@daveweigel Do these people understand that trans people are a miniscule portion of the population, & that they are unlikely to ever encounter this issue they fear? Do they really think thousands of people are going to transition just to win in girls' sports?.
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@CNNPolitics That's actually how Trump got away with a lot - he did things that were so unbelievably corrupt/evil/incompetent that people actually refused to believe they happened.
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@justpeachyttv @Jnrob28 @neenaab3 "Are we going to be ripping IUDs out of women next?". Yes, yes, now you're getting it. That's what their plan is. It's a slippery slope. Most people who are adamantly anti abortion are also against plan B, IUDs, etc (including legislators, who already working on this shit).
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@TravisShy @Variety A lot of those are older examples. The point is, we're trying to move away from white people playing every role, when there are just as qualified actors who are the ethnicity/nationality of the subject being portrayed. White actors is using blackface was once acceptable too.
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@SaltedYankee @Hobzen78 @zimwhodey @SHAQ @kanyewest Nah, that's all part of covering the game - it's 2022. What players do off the court is fair game, especially if it impacts their team/playing status, etc.
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@WakeUp2Politics Good thing they got Nick Sandman, a kid with no qualifications of anything, to whine about white victimhood and the evil "liberal media" which ruined his life. And by "ruined his life" I mean made him a multimillionaire who now gets speaking engagements at the RNC.
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@BostonGlobe The article states that the camp has been around for 85 years & former campers said they had "the best time of their lives" at this camp like 5 years ago, so the Fyre Fest comparison is a reach. Fyre Fest never was; it was all hype.
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@ToshHCameron1 Making fun of a rich public figure on Twitter isn't "canceling." Stop using that word to describe any kind of criticism or mockery.
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@MbmpPB7 Love how these folks have quickly changed from "No meddling in election. witchhunt!" to "who cares? Elections have always been compromised." What an absolute joke.
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@camrynbaylee It's almost like pockets of fans at various sporting events isn't a good indicator of the entirety of American voters, galaxy brain.
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@CarmineSabia Actually stopping a pandemic is "communism." Letting it kill thousands and last forever = freedom? Capitalism? Democracy? 🤔.
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@theserfstv One of the world's most powerful/influential people casually cosplaying as a child. Jesus christ.
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@AnComNezuko @raguileramx @hectic_energy @kenklippenstein It's some stupid Alex Jones shit. Most of the covid vaccines are mRNA vaccines, which they don't understand so they think they turn you into a mutant or something.
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@_celia_bedelia_ Why does Travolta look like he has half a chub throughout that whole thing?.
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@mcuban @lexfridman @elonmusk Yeah, Mark, you hit this one on the head. None of this has anything to do with "free speech" either. It's about rewarding the people who support the boss's positions. Basically, he bought the platform to mold into his own image.
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