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If anybody reading this is part of the conspiracy to silence Russell Brand, Andrew Tate and Laurence Fox, could you put a bit of elbow grease in please? I can still hear the cunts.
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It's 2023. Feargal Sharkey is our last hope for clean water and the official Opposition to the government is Carol Vorderman.
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@electricalWSOP
Yup. I think the general rule is "fans are the worst aspect of anything, except when it comes to ICP where the exact opposite is true".
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@I_amMukhtar
How can their neighbours be sick of them if they're "never seen"? What, are they cranking Slayer real loud after 11pm?
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@IsabelOakeshott
Have you noticed how when they don't work things grind to a halt but when you don't work absolutely nothing of value remains undone?
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@BadTweetsDepot
@UnknownEnby
@WeAreFairCop
The purpleness of the link would suggest they didn't stop at discovering it existed, either...
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@sophielouisecc
Lot of people owe their careers to Harvey Weinstein, too. Just because you give someone a job it doesn't mean you own them.
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If Laurence Fox still hasn't figured out what white privilege is, it's getting in a copper's face, repeatedly telling him to fuck off and accusing him of antisemitism and not ending up getting nicked or worse.
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@UltimaHeart
@countfangla
@RobinIsVeryRad
She stopped following him as well. Just after saying he was her favourite author. He'd said people shouldn't be bullied online, she took it as support for her actual views and got all gushy. Then all he said was "trans women are women", didn't even MENTION her, and she flounced.
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I love how Laurence Fox saw what a dick Gideon Falter had made of himself and thought "I can do that, only stupider".
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@bint_haramm
And weirdly the alt-righters who fling "Orwellian" around like it's scatter cushions are oddly silent.
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@SoozUK
Probably already been posted but if you're anything like me you simply can't see it often enough...
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@electricalWSOP
@kenosist
On a similar note, I remember when George Michael died an old friend said "when we were teenagers, how could we have imagined that GM would turn out to have been the man we thought Morrissey was, and Morrissey would turn out to be a Nazi?"
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Good morning. I hope Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint have a lovely day.
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@Puggysdad
@Liv_Agar
It's called "Giants: Are They Real?" and it's a cool class because you always finish early.
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@niamhielynch
@john_siblon
The Daily Mail has journalists now? Well that's certainly a bold change of direction.
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@spicymoregano
@2damntrans
Still on of the best exchanges I've ever seen. It's like Pinter does Beckett.
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If they're coming for John Craven the cunts are gonna have to get past me first.
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@ALLIANCELGB
"We, a transphobic hate group, are saddened that our transphobic hate tweet has been misinterpreted (mainly by trans people, who we hate) as being in some way hateful or transphobic".
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@TerranSocialist
I like the idea that being "cringe" is the problem rather than, oh, I dunno, being "a white supremacist" or "a murderer".
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@francisxwolf
So wait, Elmo's censoring the bloke he got to report on how Jack was censoring people?
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@AnnaRisess
@natcatvins
@joelycett
Yup, he's basically spent 10k on a very effective ad campaign. Bargain, really.
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I hope the lady who chucked an egg at Martin Daubney last night is having a lovely afternoon. Martin's very cross. Which is weird, when you consider his reaction when it happened to someone else.
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Just saw someone complaining that the Palestine demo on Oxford Street was ruining people's Christmas. Mate, if you're doing your shopping on Oxford Street this late in December you've already made the choice to ruin it yourself.
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@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN
That track was my favourite helicopter music. Tried out loads, but just hearing that synth fade in as your ride comes over a hill was the best.
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OK, so that's Michael Palin AND Eric Idle who are still nice.
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@Glinner
Is this what you're doing today? Attacking random employed people for having the temerity to talk about things with which you personally aren't obsessed?
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@GideonOnGaming
@pencilcassette
@walker_saxon
@helen
"Your dog embarks on a sustained campaign of online harassment against you under a variety of pseudonyms and tells the cops about your weed stash".
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@watwatwat46
@tahdigphobiacow
Pretty sure they're not any kind of American, it being New Zealand.
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@CountBinface
I remember a Labour canvasser coming round just before the mayorals. I said "I'm voting Binface, because as a Londoner, Laurence Fox losing his deposit is a subject very close to my heart". Fair play to him, he took my point and didn't disagree.
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@gardenbearz
@NikkiMcR
@MalcolmNance
@bellingcat
Why are some people finding it so hard to believe that a mass murderer would support mass murderers?
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@_ElizabethMay
@cstross
Ah, what they've done there is mixed up Jesus and Conan the Barbarian. Easily done.
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@MartinDaubney
I like it when you take time out of your day to keep us informed as to what you don't care about.
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@doctor_cabral
I've never understood why high unemployment doesn't mean "it's cool, everything's being taken care of, we could maybe split these jobs up a bit so everyone does less".
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@WohYeahWohYeah
@AdamBienkov
I'm waiting until we see what the Queen's "new phase" is all about before passing judgment on that one.
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@darrengrimes_
So why were you so vociferously pro-EU and trans rights when you were younger? I mean, if you were finding your voice amid a sea of "insufferable middle-class lefties"? Was it to do with being given money to spout right-wing bollocks instead?
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@bogiefurret
@AOC
Let's never make anything better because it's not fair on the people who already had it worse, is that what you're saying?
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@sophielouisecc
How on Earth does someone of your age manage to get LESS well-informed with every passing day?
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@AdamBienkov
@timolarch
"It wasn't a non-disclosure agreement, it was an agreement not to disclose things. Entirely different kettle of fish".
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@BennettArron
@LozzaFox
No, he totally does. We just don't know her because she goes to a different school.
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@Halcruttenden
Lozza, Glinner and Elon give hope to divorced men everywhere, because they show them that no matter how bad you feel, there's always someone out there who's dealing with it worse.
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@EgaleMyst
@Road2Diogenes
@EvilEuphoriTori
@Glitterbeard_
Yeah, they'll save your dog if they can! Diametrically oppossed professions.
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@MarinaHyde
It's gone the opposite way from the weather reports, which now spend more time telling us about the weather we just had than forecasting new weather.
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@TeddyArgentum
@ErgonomicCat
@AsheRevenge
I have a friend who suffers from schizophrenia, and for ages she didn't take meds because her homeopath said she didn't need them, and the fact that she was getting worse meant the homeopathy was actually working because "it's a spiral".
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@MirabelTweets1
Thing is, they probably wouldn't be scared if the media didn't keep pushing the lie that the marchers all want to kill them.
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@edwardsexton1
@sophielouisecc
Yeah, mad how she didn't look into the future to see what JKR would be mad about twenty years later, innit? Isn't she supposed to be, like, magic or something?
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@ThomasWenn
@terryfuck45
It does do my heart good to see so many people mobilise to support him when he gets grief though. Decent people won't stand for that shit.
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@emlynsshoes
@grantshapps
Especially when they're specifically invoking the memory of an Actual Baroness.
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@ZacGoldsmith
Diane Abbott once got some sums wrong and is crucified daily for it on here every day.
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@Glinner
"Robbed of my means of earning a living"- Bollocks. You could always just get another job that's not what you really want to be doing, just like everyone else has to, including the people you're begging from.
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@AndrewxxP
@jeremycorbyn
Today literally IS the day of the scheduled Commons debate on Palestine.
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@darrengrimes_
@hollycandy
So you've got Holly Valance, Right Said Fred and whoever this was... yeah, I reckon you've got the arts and culture side of things all sewn up.
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@AyoCaesar
Same person told me I obviously supported the Native genocide when I pointed out that "paying for someone else's house" is qualitatively different from "stealing someone else's house".
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@LozzaFox
@EricClapton
Eric Clapton taking a stand on discrimination is hilarious to anyone who knows anything about Eric Clapton.
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@darrengrimes_
Not allowing people to protest is a pretty fucking weird way of honouring those who died so that they have a right to protest, ngl.
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@darrengrimes_
"Everything works fine for me, therefore there isn't a problem" is EXACTLY the problem you do not understand.
On the list of things you don't understand, it's quite a way down though, so I get why you're not really addressing it right now.
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@LozzaFox
Narrator's voice- nobody else was really taking one. But it was the politest way to tell Lozza they didn't really want him there.
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@darrengrimes_
Funny how you've literally never mentioned this before it was a telly drama. Don't you watch the news?
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@GASLIGHTER_
Good to read- I always assumed, cynic that I am, that when Derleth said he'd mended his ways that he was just trying to make a better legacy for his friend. Sorry, Gus!
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@Glinner
And yet in the last week or so you've viciously attacked women you wrongly assumed to be trans.
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@thecoastguy
That's cool. I won't accept having my arms replaced with deer legs. I think we'll both be OK.
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@ChuckTingle
Chuck, you are the only person on the entire internet who listens and reacts to friendly criticism IN TEN MINUTES! This proves love.
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@reece_dinsdale
@scook2003
He took the kids on a nice holiday a couple of months ago but somehow ended up inviting Calvin Robinson and Andy Ngo as well. Very weird behaviour. Maybe Billie just doesn't want her kids being exposed to even more Fascism.
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@Karac1927
@JonathanPieNews
Centrists would always rather fight the left than the right. I suspect it's because the left make them look bad and they're scared of the right.
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@LGBwiththeT
@BBCWomansHour
It gets worse when you consider the subtext that a "man" would have an unfair advantage.
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