MikeTalonNYC
@MikeTalonNYC
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Professional Nerd, have been known to do security things. These tweets are my own and mine alone. May not (ok, won't) be safe for work.
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@HannahAlOthman
@paperghost
odd, I would have thought she just dissolved into a swarm of bats to get from place to place…
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@cbouzy
I suspect it was AI generated, and the filter was applied over top to hide the tell-tales.
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@realDonaldTrump
Mr. President, you have lost the election. Please concede now and then get back to work on COVID. Over 240,000 US Citizens are dead. It's time to get back to work with the time you have left; as every day you wait, more people die.
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@EricBoehlert
@tybritten
Well, they’re certainly covering it now - instead of, you know, the attempted bombing of the US Capitol.
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“We value your privacy” is a secret code for “We study every single law to ensure that we only fully value the tiny amount of your privacy that we’re legally required to.”
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@mollielombardi
@CircuitSwan
Or pre-natal medical coverage, or assurance that you won’t be stuck with a million-dollar medical bill if the delivery is complex.
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Dear Corporate Twitter in the USA:
Turn off your auto-tweeting/posting/etc for the next 48 hours. Just… trust me on this one.
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@meghara
@chadloder
Jewish Grandmothers are the same way.
“I won a Nobel Prize!”
“That’s nice, honey… when are you coming for a visit?”
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@realDonaldTrump
Mr. President, 200,000 people are dead. More are dying. Please focus on stopping COVID regardless of if you win the election. Please, sir, your country needs you.
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@hacks4pancakes
Right, because it’s not like we could find out the Governor had just started a massive and politically motivated shake-up and needed to cover it up with some other news story.
Oh… wait… we did.
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@therealshodan
@UK_Daniel_Card
authenticator is fine though. I draw the line at a profile/MDM - you want to put that on my phone, you need to buy me a phone.
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@IanColdwater
So, basically, they're both trying to create positive cash flow and also destroying everything that would allow them to create positive cash flow; simultaneously.
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@UK_Daniel_Card
the usual suspects are being pretty quiet, so it's probably not threat activity.
Probably DNS.
It's ALWAYS DNS.
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@Zeddary
@tybritten
@FDRLST
So… they’re upset that private companies are doing something… and they want the government to directly intervene in commerce?
Are we sure that the GOP hasn’t been taken over?
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@BurgerVonStadt
@Holocryptic
Because apparently their lawyers are bored and wanted to have more work to do.
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@Zennistrad
@TryCatchHCF
Peak Mr. Bean would be him accidentally emailing all the NFT’s to a 50k person list.
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Well, I got laid off. So if anyone knows of a company looking for a senior pre-sales engineer with offensive and defensive cybersecurity experience, let me know.
RT for reach if you can.
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@Schneider_CM
@Popehat
We may have found the very oxide of irony when The Onion is filing amicus briefs before the Supreme Court and the country is going “… yup, makes sense”
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@LisPower1
@RF_P0TUS
The fact that she looks like she’s getting more and more pissed off at the fact box is the best part of that screenshot.
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@ParkerMolloy
@trashp4ndasec
Basically, yes. Everyone's perfectly ok with a US company harvesting all that info and selling it to... just about anyone. It's only when a non-US company does it that Congress flips out.
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@jsrailton
@Grubhub
Well, that’s just mapping things. It’s not like Russia routinely encourages actual cyber attacks against…
Oh
Never mind.
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@hacks4pancakes
“We’re not aware of any customer info being stolen because we literally do not keep track of where customer data is” is… well… that’s a new twist.
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@danhawkinsUT
@snipeyhead
no, no no, Black smoke means they didn’t reach a decision. WHITE smoke means they’ve elected the new Musk.
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@hacks4pancakes
Because until now the oil supply wasn’t at risk.
Take down 500 businesses that aren’t big enough to matter to these people? No problem.
Fuck with the commodities market? ALARM ALARM ALARM!!!!
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@kaepora
@SwiftOnSecurity
I do. Cybersecurity analysts and experts are, indeed, a minority. Civil rights activists are, indeed, a minority.
“Screeching” is a bit much tho.
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@RoguePOTUSStaff
Oh, don’t worry, we already painfully regret that you live here. Signed: New Yorkers.
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WWI Gov’t: Buy war bonds!
Americans buy up tons of war bonds
WWII Gov’t: We need steel!
Americans rip apart fences and scrap cars to donate steel
COVID19 Gov’t: Please wear a mask
Americans: FUCK YOU, you totalitarian, communist, nazis!
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@TinkerSec
@RoseSecOps
Take care of yourself, man!
I’ve been there, when you suddenly realize you just can’t concentrate anymore, that you’re exhausted and completely drained even though you’ve barely physically moved in hours. It’s a real thing, and terrifying.
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@TirandoaVioleta
Major problem, so big it has its own name: “The Scunthorpe Problem.” It’s also been around for decades now, and Bandcamp and PayPal should both have been able to figure it out at this point…
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@JimSterling
Snopes had the best line ever:
Opponents claimed there were no pronouns defined in the Constitution - forgetting that the first word in the document is, indeed, a pronoun.
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@IsaacDovere
@Popehat
Matriano… and Italian last name. I seem to remember there was a time in our history where people said the exact same thing about his ethnicity, too.
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@danjconn
And here's the actual reason *why* it is being removed - as opposed to Space Karen's bullshit reasons:
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@SwiftOnSecurity
Seriously, this could be any one of us.
The victim is the VICTIM, and we have to remember that.
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@mehdirhasan
@Popehat
@PressSec
@BrianKarem
I worked for Playboy. I can state, from personal experience, that their reporters are equal to any other news outlet - in some cases, actually better.
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@DavidNir
The one branch that’s too big, the one branch that’s too small, and the one branch that thinks it’s just right.
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@FixYourLife
@bynkii
Yeah, but once the envelope is opened and the vote removed, they no longer give a shit.
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@ItsBorys
@NataliaAntonova
@IBSFsliding
Russian Olympic Committee bobsled athlete - they violated so many doping rules that the IOC wouldn’t even let them compete as Russian Olympians LOL
So, yeah, his career is already veering right off the run, but hopefully this ends it.
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@JortsTheCat
I will share the Box of Respite with you, and provide belly rubs if you provide the healing frequencies of purring.
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@chadloder
Infect them with actual COVID - just to clarify. Not some mysterious genetic shedding which is real, but means something that they don’t think it means…
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@hacks4pancakes
It would be HORRIBLE if we kept the cabinet shake-up story trending after the Governor went through all the trouble of having a journalist arrested to cover it up.
Horrible, I tells you.
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@ericgeller
@Popehat
Someone want to tell these people:
1 - what Rahab did for a living?
2 - What Mary Magdalene did for a living?
3 - what “begot” means?
4 - what Lot’s visitors meant by “knowing” the Angels?
Because they should be very concerned about censorship as they thump that particular book.
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@cbouzy
I suspect the conference ended with the translators having to work out “AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON”
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@cybergibbons
@UK_Daniel_Card
All OS’s suck. They just all suck in different and unique ways.
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@vxunderground
Oh my god! I am so glad they pixelated the vendor stickers on all those hard drives - that's such a private decision one makes.
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@cbouzy
You and
@JimSterling
should start a club for content developers who got sued by people who had no clue how anything worked.
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If he doesn’t like “QAnon Shaman” we can still go by the other moniker he gained.
Congratulations on your plea deal, “Dances with Karens!”
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@realDonaldTrump
@FoxNews
Mr. President, 200,000 people are dead. More are dying. Please focus on stopping COVID regardless of if you win the election. Please, sir, your country needs you.
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@taviso
@UK_Daniel_Card
*six months later*
“Microsoft announced no end in sight to the massive outage across multiple Office365 platforms today…”
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@InsideWithPsaki
@getwired
@jrpsaki
cool, start with the Senate and Congress first. THEN go to SCOTUS.
Oh, you're not willing to do that... I'm shocked.
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@dataandpolitics
@hacks4pancakes
Oh, and, thanks to another SCOTUS ruling today, the cops who arrest you may or may not inform you of your Miranda rights.
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@j_opdenakker
“While you’re defending against Sate Sponsored actors, some script kiddie with a three year old ransomware is going to wreck your business. Be proportional in defense.”
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@gcluley
Tons of people getting this when trying to add Mastodon names to their profiles on Twitter.
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Finally catching up on
@TheOrville
<minor spoiler>
Best line EVER: “I may not be all real, but I’m ALL Dolly!”
@DollyParton
is a goddamn national treasure.
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@realDonaldTrump
Perhaps you should get everyone vaccinated before you start having BIG CROWDS, sir.
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This needs Eye of the Tiger playing in the background.
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@LisaForteUK
@UK_Daniel_Card
@RoseSecOps
@WH_Y
@danjconn
@SeanWrightSec
@FrankSEC42
@FLAnderson
@BeckyPinkard
well… at least the firewall held.
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A colleague, and friend, passed away this morning from COVID complications.
Get tested
Get vaccinated
Wear a mask
And fuck your feelings.
This isn’t about you, or your rights.
This is about not having to live with the guilt when someone dies because of you.
Stay safe.
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@DanRather
Schadenfreude aside, I do have mixed feelings about the current President waiving privilege for the last guy - yes, even if the last guy is THAT guy.
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@naturecamhd
@kylegriffin1
@NewYorker
about as much as I expect from a failing President who can’t open his mouth without proving he’s a fool
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@AlphabetWorkers
@JortsTheCat
If they actually took full responsibility, they'd resign because their decisions lead to 12,000 laid off workers.
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@SwiftOnSecurity
Not that bad, actually. Non-conductive boots, no water in the tub, tub doesn’t look like it has metal “feet” or anything. Now, which member of the Marketing team defined the placement of the fuse box…
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@vxunderground
Hopefully IPv6, because we'll run out of IPv4 unless they've found some way to NAT subnet and mask people.
Oh... wait... masking people is one of her sore topics, I'd wager.
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@justkelly_ok
@hacks4pancakes
Email back and ask if they would state - for the record - that they admit they co-mingle user data and cannot control user data within the confines of the device.
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@realDonaldTrump
Mr. President, 220,000 people are dead. More are dying. Please focus on stopping COVID regardless of if you win the election. Please, sir, your country needs you.
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@realDonaldTrump
Mr. President, 200,000 people are dead. More are dying. Please focus on stopping COVID regardless of if you win the election. Please, sir, your country needs you.
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Please remember the rules.
If your cat/dog/other pet enters the zoom camera view, the meeting MUST be paused and the pet must be shown off to the audience.
I’m sorry, that is the rule.
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