For non uk people - THIS is a Colin 😂

I’m sick of the “wellness influencers” on IG promoting absolute nonsense. So…. I got ChatGPT to write me one promoting the health benefits of Colin the Caterpillars (a U.K. chocolate treat cake for my American friends benefit) . It’s glorious:

Thinking about a short work away break in August (too busy until then) want somewhere adventurous, not too commonly touristy and with tons to offer culture/ activities etc. Loved Azerbaijan, Kazakhstan and Peru but South America is too far this year. Ideas?.

“Have you seen the movie Free Willy? It’s a heartwarming tale of a young boy who frees a captive orca back into the wild. Yeah, that’s basically what’s happened here only the boy is a ransomware group and the Orca is your personal data”.

RT @vxunderground: Someone just moved over $1,000,000,000 worth of Bitcoin after it sat idle for over a decade.

British GP qualifying predictions: Lewis, Lando, Verstappen . TSU will hit someone, LAW will end up last. Driver of the day - as always vote for Stroll for laughs 😂. Thoughts!?! 😂.

Scenario: you’ve been hit with ransomware. They’ve stolen basically all your data including all your employee data (bank details etc) what is the internal comms statement you go for?. Wrong answers only 😂😂😂.

RT @brianwhelton: I can’t help but feel @LisaForteUK’s product endorsement are getting out of hand. Also sharing size? Who are they kiddin….

okay but is THIS in your threat model?!? I made this the other day sort of by accident 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Playbook for end of mankind written ✅😂

RT @TheCyberSisters: Cyber Sisters x Ian Johnson.🎙️👉 OUT NOW: Disinformation: Are your choices your own? Ian Johns….

Initial analysis and breakdown of the the Qantas breach believed to be by Scattered Spider who as the FBI warned the other day and now targeting airlines.

Qantas data breach exposes up to six million customer profiles. Details are a bit thin on what’s happened and when. Key thing for cyber security people to do - remind the public to exercise caution re: scammers and avoid blowing this up and scaring people.

RT @TheCyberSisters: Disinformation: Are Your Choices Your Own?. @SarahASmith75 & @LisaForteUK talk to Ian Johnson from @UWEBristol about h….

I went on a linkedin rant - here it is in all its glory.

Why we need to be more careful with the stats we use in cyber .

Sorry to my American frens but also 😂😂😂😂

I read a simple quote that has seen me through tough times “if I can survive this, and I will, I can survive anything” . If you’re having a rough time I hope this helps. It has helped me on and off over the years.

RT @LisaForteUK: Playing around with Google’s Flow and suite of AI tools including Gemini and Veo3. It made the most amazing and hilarious….

RT @UK_Daniel_Card: Bahahahhahahahahaha this is so funny 😆🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐.