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Joe Praino

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Comic, @millerlite enthusiast, career .268 hitter. Co-host of @thedirtysports.

Port Hueneme, CA
Joined April 2009
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Joe Praino
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I think we all know how the type of guy who throws a dildo at a basketball game, sneaks it in to the arena. 😳.
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Joe Praino
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You know how I know cancel culture isn’t real? The side that supposedly hates it is celebrating Stephen Colbert and Howard Stern being cancelled. Meanwhile both are still on the air and making millions.
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RT @johnsaptalks: People are pointing to a lot of different things, but I think the Mets season went off track when a lot of the team start….
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Joe Praino
8 days
The fucking irony
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Megyn Kelly
8 days
This is the opposite of the Sydney Sweeney ad. Quite clearly there is nothing natural about Beyonce. Everything - from her image to her fame to her success to her look below - is bought and paid for. Screams artificial, fake, enhanced, trying too hard.
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Joe Praino
8 days
And also is it causing people to be left-handed?!?!? Because have you seen that graph!.
@MattWalshBlog
Matt Walsh
9 days
If therapy in general really works then why are depression and anxiety rates at historic highs while therapy is more popular than ever? Shouldn’t all this therapy be improving our mental health? It’s almost like therapy drives the problem instead of solving it.
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Joe Praino
10 days
The boatload of filters on your pfp are gender affirming care.
@mandala_mandy
mandala
11 days
Friendly Reminder: . No child believes they were born in the wrong body until a creepy adult deliberately puts that idea in their head.
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Joe Praino
10 days
For all the people scared off by the new Tyler Childers album…Jason Aldean is waiting for you with open arms and bedazzled jeans.
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Joe Praino
24 days
BREAKING: Racist asks his following of fellow racists whether or not they like racist sports team names and shockingly ONLY 97% said they did!.
@ClayTravis
Clay Travis
24 days
Trump calls for Washington and Cleveland to change their names back to the Redskins and Indians. 97% of you agreed both teams should do this in a recent poll I ran on here.
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Joe Praino
29 days
Kobe’s not in my top 10 and I don’t rank guys I haven’t seen play. So I’ve got 10+ ahead of him without Russell, Wilt, Oscar, West. But to be fair, I do actually watch basketball.
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Joe Praino
1 month
RT @MikeBirnigglia: The reason you guys believed Donald Trump wouldn't start more wars, bring on more debt, and release the Epstein files i….
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Joe Praino
1 month
Well yeah, one of those guys as LeBron’s sidekick would be pretty hard to beat.
@clarkkent415
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Random but MJ, Steph or Kobe on the 2007 Cavs wins a ring. That team was so good defensively.
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Joe Praino
1 month
At this point we have to be asking, did Donald Trump ONLY want to become president just so he could bury the Epstein Files?.
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Joe Praino
1 month
So let me get this straight…. If a human being is too fat, they’re unhealthy, but if they’re too skinny, they’re also unhealthy? . If a human has an abnormally high temperature, they’re sick and if they have an abnormally low temperature, they’re sick? . Yall really are suckers!.
@GrossSeven
GGross
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@esjesjesj Too hot = climate change.Too cold = climate change.Too dry = climate change.Too rainy = climate change . You guys are the most gullible suckers like on earth.
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Joe Praino
1 month
And here’s Robin Williams in drag to piss off all the people in the replies…
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@bennyjohnson
Benny Johnson
1 month
Robin Williams brought an entire stadium to tears with a tribute to the American flag. Try and name one Hollywood star who’d do this today. RIP Legend. 🇺🇸
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Joe Praino
1 month
Philadelphia is full of trash…also I heard their garbage is piling up because the sanitation department is on strike.
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Joe Praino
1 month
No, I wouldn’t. Where’s the drama in watching people happily live in any Scandinavian country, seeing if they can handle the cold?.
@RealMattCouch
Matt Couch
1 month
I'd watch this, would you?
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Joe Praino
1 month
Well Knicks relevancy was fun while it lasted.
@ShamsCharania
Shams Charania
1 month
Sources: Knicks expected to hire Mike Brown as next head coach - via ESPN
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Joe Praino
1 month
Watching an Italian family fight, while I listen to R.E.M.…is this my childhood or an episode of The Bear?.
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Joe Praino
1 month
I’d honestly rather Staley and no, I’m not kidding.
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