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Joe Praino

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Comic, @millerlite enthusiast, career .268 hitter. Co-host of @thedirtysports.

Port Hueneme, CA
Joined April 2009
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Joe Praino
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RT @MikeBirnigglia: The reason you guys believed Donald Trump wouldn't start more wars, bring on more debt, and release the Epstein files i….
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Well yeah, one of those guys as LeBron’s sidekick would be pretty hard to beat.
@clarkkent415
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Random but MJ, Steph or Kobe on the 2007 Cavs wins a ring. That team was so good defensively.
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Joe Praino
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At this point we have to be asking, did Donald Trump ONLY want to become president just so he could bury the Epstein Files?.
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Joe Praino
8 days
So let me get this straight…. If a human being is too fat, they’re unhealthy, but if they’re too skinny, they’re also unhealthy? . If a human has an abnormally high temperature, they’re sick and if they have an abnormally low temperature, they’re sick? . Yall really are suckers!.
@GrossSeven
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@esjesjesj Too hot = climate change.Too cold = climate change.Too dry = climate change.Too rainy = climate change . You guys are the most gullible suckers like on earth.
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Joe Praino
10 days
And here’s Robin Williams in drag to piss off all the people in the replies…
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Benny Johnson
10 days
Robin Williams brought an entire stadium to tears with a tribute to the American flag. Try and name one Hollywood star who’d do this today. RIP Legend. 🇺🇸
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Joe Praino
12 days
Philadelphia is full of trash…also I heard their garbage is piling up because the sanitation department is on strike.
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Joe Praino
12 days
No, I wouldn’t. Where’s the drama in watching people happily live in any Scandinavian country, seeing if they can handle the cold?.
@RealMattCouch
Matt Couch
13 days
I'd watch this, would you?
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Joe Praino
12 days
Well Knicks relevancy was fun while it lasted.
@ShamsCharania
Shams Charania
12 days
Sources: Knicks expected to hire Mike Brown as next head coach - via ESPN
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Joe Praino
14 days
Watching an Italian family fight, while I listen to R.E.M.…is this my childhood or an episode of The Bear?.
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14 days
I’d honestly rather Staley and no, I’m not kidding.
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Joe Praino
18 days
Why are the only people complaining about a NYC mayoral primary, people who are too poor or too scared to ever set foot in NYC?.
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Joe Praino
18 days
Name a “comedy” that makes you want to kill yourself more than The Bear.
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Joe Praino
18 days
RT @TheDirtySports: 10 years ago today. #LetPrainoPitch
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Joe Praino
20 days
My recent NYC visit already had me wanting to move home…but now all the worst people are screaming that they’re leaving too!.
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Joe Praino
23 days
You know how sometimes guys with micropenises aggressively rev their motorcycle engine? That’s Donald Trump but instead of waking up the whole neighborhood, he’s gonna put the whole world to sleep.
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Joe Praino
23 days
If not war mongering world ending cunt, then why war mongering world ending cunt shaped?.
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Joe Praino
27 days
Man, the deep state must be letting out a huge sigh of relief today. I mean they almost killed him for being anti-war. Thank god they missed!*. *This is sarcasm. You’d have to be a fucking idiot to believe he was ever anti-war or that he didn’t fake his own assassination attempt.
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Joe Praino
30 days
Send this immigrant who has been convicted of DUI and domestic violence to El Salvador. Isn’t that how this works now?.
@SabinehazanMD
sabine hazan md
1 month
A message from Mel Gibson. Californians have had enough .We need to take back California 💪.Please share
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Joe Praino
1 month
Always peaceful until the “peacemakers” show up. We protested in Ventura today and I didn’t see a single cop. I also didn’t see a stitch of violence or even anger. One dork smoked his tires and we all pointed and laughed, then he drove off.
@MrOlmos
Sergio Olmos
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LAPD throws tear gas canisters into crowd of several hundred protestors outside federal building
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