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Aspiring anarcho-nerd. Hot take appreciator and gatherer of expensive cardboard. Bi, 31. He/They.
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For some reason my Mastodon instance changed the way user page URLs are displayed so here's the updated one:
I have a Cohost now too I guess
You can also catch me on Tumblr
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The U.S. Army just got fucking ratioed by the Flat Earth Society holy shit
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convinced this is the best super smash bros meme ever made
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You can tell people who tweet shit like this haven't been within 100 miles of a college in their entire lives
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This one is one of my absolute favorites because of how universally applicable it is to Twitter arguments lmao
Ok then, what’s one of the best. This is still one of my faves.
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@Sh0wnie_Bantzy_
@ReporterAshley
Not "christian."
Christian.
This is what Christianity is in America. It should be held accountable for what it is.
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@CosmonautMarcus
Because it's written and animated like a Saturday morning cartoon.
Forspoken meanwhile is a fantasy story that seems to be ashamed to be a fantasy story.
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@Forbes
Rich people magazines when the new game doesn't run at 1,200 terashits per megafart
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I have mixed feelings on Lindsay Ellis and the various things she's said, but it's honestly a crime that Doug Walker has been rehabilitated by irony poisoned Twitter Zoomers while she's been pushed to quit
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really astonishing how many high-profile leftist takes on ukraine have gone exactly like this in the past hour
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I'm not gonna pretend I don't occasionally enjoy the "Mao was right about landlords" meme on a purely cathartic level, but I'm a little bit concerned by how many leftists seem to *actually believe* that the solution to the world's problems is to just kill all of the right people
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@IronPineapple_
They're probably going off of the original story as presented in American media, which is that Mario was originally from Brooklyn
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@SweetnKindLesbn
@elevatorcore
I think this old meme really illustrates what the big problem with that line is
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Nah man Arlo's take is just the objectively correct one here. Zelda was better when it had actual dungeons.
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@A_Skoteinos
@korachite
He started posting more normie memes. His strategy is to lure an audience in with funny posts and then only reveal his true politics once he's gotten people's attention
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@WeAreFairCop
wow, you're telling me that searching for porn on the internet gives you porn!? you don't say!
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@run_guns
@Mar_Tin_13
@Rothmus
"choice" means being able to buy one of a dozen different identical products owned by at maximum three different conglomerates
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@TripleKyun
"I love Nintendo, but fuck Nintendo" pretty accurately sums up my entire opinion on them for the past 10+ years
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@soapsuddisco
@Samael101
A tomcat is a male cat, so this guy basically transitioned and then named himself "Duder McDudeson"
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If they don't make the Switch 2 *fully* backwards compatible with the Switch, including the ability to transfer downloads, then what the fuck are they even doing
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Things that are not "too political" for Smash: an ecoterrorist, a special operative for the CIA and Departmemt of Defense, a bounty hunter for a corrupt galactic government, and a guy who personally beats up the Prime Minister of Japan.
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Reminder that the only other character to cast Zettaflare in any Square Enix canon is the eons-old servant of a multiverse-devouring outer god who is personally responsible for billions, if not trillions of deaths
goofy desperately pleading with donald duck not to cast zettaflare, the strongest magic spell in Square Enix lore, implies that Donald has cast it before and goofy recognizes what was about to happen
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The USSR recriminalized homosexuality under Stalin and people are still acting like defending him is a good look for the left in 2018.
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@TheNCSmaster
I think TLoU works as a TV show mostly because it was always embarrassed to be a video game.
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So, let me see if I'm getting this right. In the past 24 hours, we've had:
* Tucker Carlson getting fired
* WotC calling the fucking Pinkertons on a guy for leaking cards
* Elon Musk getting caught on a bizarre ageplay burner account
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@RadishHarmers
@worst_account
In the Simpsons, God is always drawn with five fingers even though all of the other characters have four
This implies that a Base 10 numeral system was literally ordained by God
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I've heard of the labor theory of value, but not the "makes nerd shit that I like" theory of value.
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I increasingly miss the days when most online leftists were pro-piracy and openly mocked the idea of IP "theft"
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I'm putting the word "neoliberal" on the shelf until you all behave and start using it to mean what it actually means.
i've said this before, but villeneuve is really a perfect specimen of artistry fully captured by the neoliberal imaginary. it's a cinema of subtraction and limited horizon. it never challenges what's possible, only affirms for its audience what isn't.
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The reason anarchists call out tankies who support Russia isn't because we think they're the driving force of Putin's war, it's because their stance on international policy is directly informed by their authoritarian ideology, which informs how they organize on the ground level.
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All of these are just "work more" with extra steps how is this an own
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lmao
Pokémon Legends: Arceus Is Exactly the Game Fans Begged For in Like 2011
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I genuinely don't understand why so many new fans of Super Mario RPG don't understand the appeal of an action figure possessed by an angel that fights like a mech from a super robot anime
Sometimes a character is just cool and you don't really need more than that
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I think current events pretty much exactly demonstrate why most anarchist critiques of the concept of "rights" are correct.
Rights are, in practice, merely allowances granted by the state. They can just as easily revoked on a whim.
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@ergo_praxis
@GBBranstetter
I think the thing to really understand about this is that conservatives don't see nature as simply the existing state of thing, they specifically see it as a *teleology*
This is very apparent if you listen to the way they talk about sexual reproduction
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this is the leftist version of hating women with blue hair and it's just as lame and petty
With a socialist elected in Chile, the deep state prepares to unleash its deadliest psyop agents to Twitter:
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this is hands down the funniest thing the dilbert guy has ever written
Number of times someone stole more than $50,000 from me: 5-7 times.
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My dude
My guy
Let me let you in on a little secret
If you ever find yourself siding with the Recording Industry Association of America, YOU ARE THE BAD GUY
That sounds you hear is the assembling of an army of copyright lawyers, the largest the world has ever seen, who have been in cryosleep since the Napster lawsuits and have just now been reawakened for one last job.
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@DragonCobolt
@ThoughtSlime
Yup. Most of the people I see get shit for being "former" reactionaries are people who *still* openly espouse reactionary beliefs but deny that this is what they're doing
But like half of the "SJWs" I know are former channers who outgrew that and that attitude shift is obvious
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@DrWallkick
@ratten_matthias
That would mean Adobe doing something good, and we both know how unlikely that is
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Okay. Laci Green's view of "biological sex" is regressive and she publicly lied about a transgender activist.
There, I called it out.
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@Ozpardo6
@CosmonautMarcus
I'm sorry are you seriously trying to tell me that *No More Heroes* isn't one of the most wildly cartoonish series ever made
It's practically an Adult Swim animated series
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Fun fact: the scientist who coined "alpha male" and "beta male" when studying wolves found they don't actually exist outside of captivity.
It's funny how the most beta "male feminist allies" in the anti-Gamergate movement are now spouting Antifa gibberish about punching Nazis.
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Once again Chainsawsuit completely nails it.
#StopGamerGate2014
#GamersAgainstGamerGate
http://t.co/xUDIbrSxOp
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@wandydoodles
Would have been even funnier with how many more timeline debates this would inevitably have provoked.
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My honest opinion: while I think she handled some things quite poorly (including unknowingly inciting dogpiles via screenshots), a lot of ppl who are still mad at her underestimate how psychologically damaging it is to hear hundreds of people telling you how much they hate you
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If a center-right paper like the Wall Street Journal is "SJW" now then perhaps it's time to stop pretending that word has any meaning.
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I gifted my brother Undertale in 2016 and he played through it blind, he knocked on my door at 1:30 AM when he got to the final boss and was like this
My brother knocked on my door and told me he got the neutral route's final boss in Undertale. This was his face.
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The four types of game review Youtubers:
* AVGN ripoff
* Completely sincere except when reading the sponsorship
* Jontron ripoff (racism optional)
* Hot takes about Sonic
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@jesawyer
I don't really think Fallout is a good fit for MtG but some of these designs are genuinely brilliant
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this is such a hilarious way to market the game holy shit
"J.K. Rowling is not directly involved in the creation of the game... This is not a new story from J.K. Rowling. " - Hogwarts Legacy's official FAQ page
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@MALGIS31
@CausticChicken
@JosephGlass
Dude Martin Luther King Jr. praised the Original Series for being one of the first shows on American television to put a black woman in a leading role
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@SuperMarioOOC85
Imo you can't show Fortune Street without showing how Yoshi reacts to the tax offices
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@ExceedXatu
Someone on that same post explained it as "Buneary hates you with the strength of imprisoned gods" and I still think about that
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I'm sorry but this is so fucking funny to me. Someone really took a stock Christian conservative image, haphazardly slapped a couple of hijabs on it, and called it Muslim
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Since the Contra discourse is starting again here's my take on it:
Funneling money from Iran to fund death squads in Nicaragua should have ended with Reagan at the Hague.
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@sonic_hedgehog
The REAL Sonic would never censor the name of someone else's intellectual property.
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Not a boss fight but Fallout: New Vegas having the most direct route to New Vegas just being full of endgame-level enemies that will murder you instantly is incredibly funny
Games should start having their “Introductory boss fights you can’t actually beat” just be batshit insane difficult instead of straight impossible, where beating them in the one chance you have finishes the game early.
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I'd probably have more tolerance for Sex Scene Discourse in general if we weren't living through probably the single most sexless era of cinema since the Hays Code
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I did a brief stint on Youtube as a leftist/anarchist vlogger in college. Part of the reason I quit was because the vitriol I regularly received was having a severe negative impact on my own mental health.
At most, I only had 2,000 followers. Lindsay Ellis had 500 times that
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Declare antifa terrorists even though antifa isn't a group, giving the govt. unlimited power to declare anyone terrorists.
I love liberty.
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It's 2023. Religious fascists are in state governments right now trying to ban transgender people from existing in public, using explicitly Christian rhetoric and ideology to justify their actions
But the real problem are atheists for some utterly incomprehensible reason
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Me am Youtube Skeptic. Me am no good at think with complicated things, please make simple for less thinking.
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Lenin's government banned the teaching of the Arabic alphabet in the Central Asian regions of the USSR in the late 1920s *specifically* to prevent them from knowing the language of the Qur'an
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@Srirachachau
@suspiraserhead
I'm so glad we're past the era where the only video games that TV writers know about are Pac-Man and Mario
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these guys want to say that black people are a biologically inferior race so fucking badly but are too chickenshit to just say it
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