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@MCChewRocka

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Video Editor for Spillt. Jumbotron Director for Ball Arena/DSGP. I will never leave this website and you can't make me.

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@MCChewRocka
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1 year
@LandlordTipper @ProtonInspector "No!! Hold your guitar! They expect one of them in the wreckage, brother!"
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@MCChewRocka
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@briansantamaria @SJ_Bard Lol exactly. "You too can buy things... if a rich person buys it for you! Read how!" Fucking garbage.
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@MCChewRocka
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@ashleyfeinberg 100%. Obama drone-striked a billion middle eastern weddings and gets to put out a "Summer Hits Playlist" every year
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@MCChewRocka
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@amyhoy @i_zzzzzz He tweeted the second post mid day on Xmas Eve lol
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@spiritnght2 There will always be an industry for horrible people trying to not feel bad about how horrible they are, unfortunately.
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@MCChewRocka
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@Brendelbored @maya_sen @BrendanNyhan yeah, fuck, we should have lol
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@MCChewRocka
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@patricksandusky @AriFleischer But the Saudi government wouldn't like that, would they
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@MCChewRocka
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2 years
@crow_fen @willmenaker well well well if it isn't the consequences of my own actions
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@MCChewRocka
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2 years
@daveweigel @Lowenaffchen "excuse me I'd like to not be held accountable for my shitty tweets, can you help? thx"
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@MCChewRocka
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3 years
@lance_the_pants @TrashJunky @benner Goddamn she sucks and it rules so fucking much that she ate shit in that election.
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@MCChewRocka
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@Bob_ombThreat @Bonker_31 @HasanabiProd @hasanthehun I guess I'm a child cause it's clear to me what the comparison is
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@MCChewRocka
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@ZeroSuitCamus Oh he's hitting studs, alright
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@MCChewRocka
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3 years
@CultOfSignal @andrewneville @willmenaker Yes that was the problem with your first tweet
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@MCChewRocka
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2 years
@breb_moment @JamieGeorge93 @1future Bro your not gonna believe this
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@MCChewRocka
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@ceramicturd @lance_the_pants @TrashJunky @benner She is also a maniac and would have been just as bad in different ways cause she is competent
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@MCChewRocka
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@thx3188 @M1cTheMiracle That's a super famous photo, goddamn you kids these days lol
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@MCChewRocka
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2 years
@ItsTanbirC @grace_panetta Nah they'd rather fight with the progressive wing of their own party. If corporate Dems lose, they don't get their money any more. They'd rather lose to republicans so they have someone to blame rather than a progressive who's better than them.
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@MCChewRocka
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Vic getting appropriately dragged for this. Good to see so many people that realize the dinosaur ways of college/internships/free labor are looooong gone and reminding people that "back in my day" isn't good enough in 2023.
@VicLombardi
Vic Lombardi
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No they’re not. I had at least five different internships during college. Not a single one paid me to be there. I got paid in listening, learning and working. That currency bought me a career in this industry. Countless others did the same.
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@MCChewRocka
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3 years
@davidsirota Remember at the start of the pandemic when the Fed gave Wall Street and banks 1.5 trillion and literally no one even had a say in it? Lol it's all a game man
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@MCChewRocka
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@ProtonInspector This dude is wondering if he can fit through that window
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@MCChewRocka
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2 years
@priscillapants @cushbomb Don't sleep on Anchor and Anthym
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@MCChewRocka
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2 years
@kibblesmith @carlhannah I watched Iron Man 2 with my sons and forgot he made a cameo in that movie. So gross.
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@MCChewRocka
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2 years
@peterC3k @J_fassler "I hate things that are fun because someone I don't like has an association with it" lol cool dude
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@MCChewRocka
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3 years
@Jkburke21Jim @CBSSports @Indians They're guarding themselves from your dumbass opinions
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@MCChewRocka
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3 years
@TrueAnonPod Number one alpha move is to always close the interview with "well he's dead, so uhhhhh"
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@MCChewRocka
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3 years
@boring_as_heck I worked at multiple pizza places in college and I'd often be stoned and occasionally kinda drunk at work (it was not tough work) and I never fucked up making a pizza that bad. My worst fuck up was better than his best attempt. How the fuck is he doing this?
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@MCChewRocka
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2 years
@GrwnAssKid2 @guardian I'm more of a "Paramount & Penetrate" guy, but to each his own
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@MCChewRocka
Alex, Poster Extraordinaire
2 years
@AgeofNapoleon Awful lot of green trees and not a lot of coats for December in Czechoslovakia
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@MCChewRocka
Alex, Poster Extraordinaire
1 year
@mrkocnnll @BrandyLJensen Also, asking others to find a thing to make them funny is underrated. "Can someone else do this for me?" Lol
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@MCChewRocka
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2 years
@ByYourLogic Hillary fainting Jia tolentino human trafficking 30 to 50 feral hogs Ben Shapiro WAP
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@MCChewRocka
Alex, Poster Extraordinaire
2 years
Big props to the @NHL for the sick scheduling. Defending champs: •don't open the new season •have to play game 2 of a doubleheader and wait for the dogshit game 1 to finish to raise the banner •play a B2B against a top 3 team 22 hrs later •now have 3 days off 🤙Wow COOOOOOL
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@MCChewRocka
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@smithcps01 @simonateba @netanyahu Why wouldn't it be? It's a peace rally
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@MCChewRocka
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2 years
@LynnLarrew @biff_maxwell @Brendelbored @sahilkapur Lynn, stop. They're messing with you. It was funny for a while but now I'm sad for this grandma of 5
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@MCChewRocka
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2 years
@SteveStaeger At the close of Next yesterday, when Kyle read the viewer response about how they'd rather watch a drug user die than help them out because the user "harasses" them by being on the street... My heart sank. My wife and I couldn't believe it. It's unreal Steve.
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@MCChewRocka
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2 years
@AgeofNapoleon I'm high and this was funny to me but I bet it doesn't seem like it huh
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@MCChewRocka
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@0bungler @ByYourLogic Tears in my eyes, up the pub lads
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@MCChewRocka
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3 years
@doulbedoink @willmenaker Rodgers during the post game presser
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@MCChewRocka
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3 years
@ZLanerOFFICIAL @drdisrespect Z what the hell man these people have families
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@MCChewRocka
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@vogon @BrandyLJensen The Middle Aged White Woman's Dilemma®
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@MCChewRocka
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@MileHighRobert Dude is definitely skiing lol
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@MCChewRocka
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@david_j_roth The first paragraph of that article is all about how great Bernie's messaging/focus was. And I loved Bernie, but he fucking lost, dude. Why would that be the playbook?? "The best way to appeal to the people is to frame your campaign just like the guy who lost" 🫤🫤🫤
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@MCChewRocka
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2 years
@Dr_Nut_ @willmenaker Homie's bio is something else
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@MCChewRocka
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2 years
I've worked for this team since I was in college, literally all my adult life. I've been a fan since they moved here. I can't tell you guys what this means to me to be a part of these games. What a game! 3 TO GO! #GoAvsGo #StanleyCupFinal @Avalanche
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@MCChewRocka
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2 years
@KAZMlR @caneszn @thx3188 @M1cTheMiracle I don't know about walking around bricked up, lol, but man you didn't suffer through dial up internet my friend. Waiting 5 minutes for a damn pic of a boob to load up. Awful shit haha
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@MCChewRocka
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@Eve6 I, stupidly, watched some of the NBC nightly news coverage over the last weeks cause I wanted to see how biased and shitty it was, and rest assured, it was awful and completely one-sided for Isreal.
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@MCChewRocka
Alex, Poster Extraordinaire
3 years
@Black24Boi @willmenaker I have 13 sips of coffee and brush my teeth for 13 seconds and take 13 small shits as I get ready every morning. That's how I HONOR the fallen
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@MCChewRocka
Alex, Poster Extraordinaire
3 years
@righthurtsbrain @MattThomasNYC Because if you get to pick where you want your kids to go, no one picks the school in the hood with the bad test scores, and very few low income or poc families can afford to get their kids to those better performing schools out of their immediate neighborhood.
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@MCChewRocka
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@jeremyjojola the better question is: why are we ok with employers getting away with underpaying their staff and then expecting customers to make up the difference for them?
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@MCChewRocka
Alex, Poster Extraordinaire
2 years
@Zaza916577001 @phoceeshus @0nlyHoops @ThunderFilmRoom @FIizop I say this with respect... No one is gonna feel sorry for you guys, ever, you're fucking Lakers fans.
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@MCChewRocka
Alex, Poster Extraordinaire
2 years
@JordanUhl @ByYourLogic My best friend went to Hawaii when he was 8 and when he came back he said they went to a mountain top that was in a cloud and he touched it and it felt like cotton. I will always remember that insanely stupid lie haha
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@MCChewRocka
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2 years
@BurdenBrain @smilingnodding Yeah we saw you post that on the op thread too lol
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@MCChewRocka
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@adamjohnsonCHI It's just about the only thing that citizens can collectively do and it scares the shit out of awful old white men
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@MCChewRocka
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3 years
@hafeel_asraf @tarenceray Yo that shit happened early in the day. Bill had time to reconsider.
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@MCChewRocka
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@lucjsea @SoCalAvsFan @PredsNHL Turns out it was only 7 days lol
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@MCChewRocka
Alex, Poster Extraordinaire
3 years
@ByYourLogic "democrats should have MORE manchins to defeat the one manchin" great idea matty, super awesome
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@MCChewRocka
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2 years
@somebadideas The Olivia Munn looks at him after he says his stupid line gets me every time. And by gets me I mean makes me wanna jump off a moving Amtrak
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@MCChewRocka
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3 years
@ITYSL There's too much fucking shit on me.
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@MCChewRocka
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2 years
@MToph91 @BrandyLJensen What percentage of living Americans would you guess have read Dune the novel? I bet it's less than 0.5.
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@MCChewRocka
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3 years
@ITYSL I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HEAR ANY MORE ABOUT TABLES!!
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@MCChewRocka
Alex, Poster Extraordinaire
1 year
@ishapiro @andrewperezdc He's pointing out that the Crow's have both a personal influence on a Supreme Court Justice AND the legal influence via your place of employment to get their way, something all of you keep denying has happened.
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@MCChewRocka
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2 years
@Yankees_2022 @LucasKunceMO @ryangrim I forget, which country in the middle east were the majority of the 9/11 attackers from? And then which country did we pretend was the real culprit?
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@MCChewRocka
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2 years
@TrolleySwitcher @debdrens I think you meant sweety but I like sweaty more
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@MCChewRocka
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@ElisaAllechant @JessicaLBurbank Please please, let's not fight. They're both awful.
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@MCChewRocka
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2 years
@cullenthecomic Completely killing the vibes and sanctity of the quiet, relaxing massage studio by blasting CKY 96 Quite Bitter Beings, hell yes
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@MCChewRocka
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3 years
@jerrynonumbers @LizardRumsfeld I thought that was Nick Kroll
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@MCChewRocka
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2 years
@TheDonnieMorris @RachRichlinski @MikeChambers You sound like a dork. Lighten up and let Mike, who spends an insane amount of time with this team over the course of a season, have some fun.
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@MCChewRocka
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1 year
@JamesUrbaniak @futurecanon Thanks I woke my wife up from laughing and now she's mad at me James
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@MCChewRocka
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3 years
@ATalkingBadger_ @soIoucity You need a new definition of luck lol
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@MCChewRocka
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6 months
@willmenaker But when I do it on a crowded train, suddenly I'm the bad guy
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@MCChewRocka
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1 year
@MCY1X @lalaloo19100393 @skedeschi @bindelj Every time. I spend at least 2 hours a day in public bathrooms washing my hog in the sink.
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@MCChewRocka
Alex, Poster Extraordinaire
2 years
@The_Real_Killer @kibblesmith @carlhannah No the restaurant in Monaco before the grand prix race. DJ AM is the DJ at the party tho which... 😬
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@MCChewRocka
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2 years
@KyleClark Love what you're doing tonight Kyle, great work as always
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@MCChewRocka
Alex, Poster Extraordinaire
2 years
@UMO @deep_beige I agree the end of every movie needs Joe Namath explaining vapor lock to the audience
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@MCChewRocka
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1 year
@SaddestRobots @Pliny_theElder @jaypgreene @edreform Closely followed by the undisputed woke capital of the US... New Mexico
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@MCChewRocka
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2 years
@Parkthetroll1 @thx3188 @M1cTheMiracle I can't help your uncultured-ass family 😉
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@MCChewRocka
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2 years
@InsiderNews This is completely shocking and not at all expected.
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@MCChewRocka
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1 year
@WhitlockJason How many rolls of toilet paper did you go through while writing this tweet?
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@MCChewRocka
Alex, Poster Extraordinaire
3 years
@nanderrp @ITYSL If you watch that with CC on, it pretends he said it right but we all know the truth.
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@MCChewRocka
Alex, Poster Extraordinaire
2 years
@ebruenig A ticket by DC journalists, for DC journalists! What could go wrong
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@MCChewRocka
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8 months
@schizarella @aj_was_annoying This has gotta be a bit, right?
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@MCChewRocka
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2 years
@SteveStaeger Not to be morbid Steve but imagine you're on your bike and that's veering into your lane... Yikes. Trucks are too damn big.
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@MCChewRocka
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3 years
Big congrats to Vegas coach Pete de Boer for bitching and moaning his way to getting the refs on his side. Popovich would be proud. #COLvsVGK #GoAvsGo
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@MCChewRocka
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@ABennigen @bluemoonscape @SirajAHashmi Guys that video is like 4 years old lol
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@MCChewRocka
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3 years
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@MCChewRocka
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1 year
Yaaayyyy I'm the luckiest girl in the world! #GoAvsGo
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@MCChewRocka
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2 years
@joshuarolson @somebadideas Please someone. Be a hero like the stupid newsman on the plane and tell us where that part is.
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@MCChewRocka
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1 year
@CirceLover @Buckminster @elonmusk @RepJeffries he's not doing that, he's sitting on the toilet making "that's what she said" jokes that don't work.
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@MCChewRocka
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10 months
@VicLombardi When people stop running over pedestrians and bicyclists with their cars, maybe then we can worry about rich people's aesthetics
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@MCChewRocka
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3 years
@davidsirota And yes, I do know that the 1.5T was technically a loan that they had to repay, but my point is that if it's for the "right" reasons, the gov will do whatever it takes, ASAP. Just not when it comes to helping out the majority of Americans.
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@MCChewRocka
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2 years
@OOH_YOU_MAD_MAD @NBA Is the NBA based in China? What other problems would you like them to comment on? The ones you agree with?
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