Dave N.
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Wait until you discover that
@RepMattGaetz
is currently under investigation for child sex trafficking.
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@dear_maga
@RealCandaceO
@JoJnMancuso
She was a public health and epidemiology expert just last week. Give her time to transition.
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@timkmak
The cops ran away, so what’s more funding going to do? And the shooter wasn’t a criminal until he started shooting people.
These are empty platitudes that will solve nothing.
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@aimeeterese
The confederacy existed for less than 5 years and was explicitly established to preserve the institution of slavery.
Where is the “heritage and heroism”?
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@ExternalTangent
@kept_simple
The Fed is gonna crank interest rates up because they believe inflation is being caused by workers having too much money.
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@ZTPetrizzo
The people calling everyone else sheep are ingesting a drug used to deworm actual sheep.
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@ItsHapa
@hutchinson
Weird how these thoughts about molesting children just keep popping into the heads of right wingers.
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@ShawnFnLucas
@CawthornforNC
People like Madison get into Congress so they can get away from the people they allegedly represent and spend their time at $50,000/plate fundraisers.
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@ConSelfOwns
“Everyone thinks we’re a**holes…except for that one a**hole everyone hates…”
So close.
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@ChristnNitemare
These people spend their lives consumed by irrational anger over things that have no impact on their lives.
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@JuliusGoat
@LOLGOP
“Free speech” has been distorted to mean an emotional opinion formed by watching YouTube videos deserves equal weight to the opinions of people who have studied a subject their entire careers.
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@Bencjacobs
Cool. Withdraw all US military, cut off all federal money, and establish border checkpoints. No goods in or out until trade agreements have been agreed upon.
The “rugged individualists” will be begging to get back in after missing the first round of Social Security checks.
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@RightWingCope
The irony of flying a “don’t tread on me” flag when your job is to literally tread on people.
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@JoelWBerry
“Republicans can’t win because too many people are voting.”
They’re not even trying to hide their fascism any longer.
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@de_Lorean123
@JoelWBerry
Tell us you’ve never touched a boob without saying you’ve never touched a boob.
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@jwpetersNYT
But they endlessly repeated the claims they knew to be false. That’s evidence of malicious intent.
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@RonFilipkowski
When right wingers referred to their “black friend”, they were talking about a picture on a syrup bottle.
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@philthatremains
So you’re bragging about being a dude in his mid-40s who uses tinder to creep on 20 year old girls.
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@Siri_my_name
@Super_MC_Guy32
@tweetsbyparker
If the internet has taught us anything, it’s that there’s always a furry version.
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@ingelramdecoucy
@sfmcguire79
So you want an affirmative action program for unpopular right wing ideas.
Have you considered formulating better ideas which appeal to more people?
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@WhiteRoseAFA
This just proves the point that these people believe “free speech” is just being entitled to say the n-word without any consequences.
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@RobertCReece
@CBS58
It couldn’t be that the authorities are putting information together to make sure it’s correct before releasing anything. A conspiracy is the only explanation. 🙄
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@ByronYork
Biden promises exactly what right wingers want and they’re still crying about it.
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@Sndvl1999
@mehser12
@ColinCowherd
@DrHoodieMaddog
You seem really angry about this thing you entirely made up.
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@NoLieWithBTC
@MuellerSheWrote
You mean the Senator who clearly yearns to be an entitled celebrity acts entirely like she’s an entitled celebrity?
No one could’ve seen that coming…
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@patriottakes
Still waiting for just one person in the media to ask him about any policies. Just one.
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@are_selfies
@harrysiegel
@DougJBalloon
Republicans have explicitly stated they will end the investigation if they take control of the House!
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@_natemorris
@john_sipher
Why do these people keep agreeing to interviews with Jon Stewart? It never ends well for them.
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@jonathanvswan
@Mediaite
Why? Are people in republican circles just now figuring out the entire stolen election lie was nothing but a big grift?
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@atrupar
Dems need to campaign on these things and highlight how radical Republicans are for opposing them.
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@Acyn
A criminal is being inconvenienced by the scheduling of his multiple criminal trials. I just can’t bring myself to care.
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@patriottakes
Pedo groomer Matt Gaetz has never worked a real job in his entire spoiled life.
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@DanRosenheck
Perhaps the media should spend less time concern-trolling over Biden’s age and instead discuss actual issues.
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@patriottakes
The sequel in which she’s crying about being fired and setting up the gofundme will be lit.
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@AP
Correct headline: Fascist Ron DeSantis moves to ban free speech and suppress academic freedom on college campuses.
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@sumpeoplelikeit
@darafaye
Republicans: “Just use your bodies to swarm the shooter - he can’t shoot you all.”
*10 years later*
Republicans: “Why won’t you vote for us?”
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@ask_aubry
Fantasies are normal - this isn’t. This guy is a bad day away from being a sex offender.
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@Bill1976M
@natsechobbyist
@ProfWeinstein
“Honorable service” in MAGA world is faking bone spurs to dodge the draft.
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@FoxNews
@TuckerCarlson
So brave to take this stand against something that isn’t being taught to children.
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@MichaelFromIL
@Chinedu_truther
@jeek
Mass sterility of people stupid enough to eat horse deworming paste is good actually.
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@petestrzok
Who could have anticipated that giving a reality television clown access to all the nation’s secret information would turn out badly?
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@AWeissmann_
I’m surprised he hasn’t had an exact replica of the Oval Office built at Mar-a-Lardo so he can cosplay as president.
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@mattsmith_news
@WISN12News
Look at them applauding themselves for committing multiple felonies.
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@IrishMsKelly
@Smugcat10
Keep in mind most of the “people” complaining on Twitter about how they can’t vote for Biden aren’t real people. This platform has been weaponized by the alt-right.
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@imjdsharp
@keithboykin
And thus beings the “he was no angel” stage of right wing discourse, in which they say the shooting was justified because of imaginary past crimes committed by the victim.
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@politico
Can we all just agree to stop caring when right wingers cry about something hurting their feelings?
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@anthonycwalker
These are the same people who are too scared to go grocery shopping without multiple firearms.
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@ShireenQudosi
Here we go with “ the people pointing out the existence of fascists are the real problem” takes.
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@susansternberg
@_rebeccaclewis
Wow… that really looks like a massive violation of free speech rights by a government entity.
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@OliviaLittle
@MattGertz
These people have siloed themselves in right wing media for so long that the slightest pushback or mundane followup question sends them into a tailspin.
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@KellyScaletta
What’s with all the editorializing and speculation? None of it is relevant to the charging decision.
This report could have been about 3 pages long.
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@GodessofChaos71
@emzorbit
Most towns in the old west banned guns and required they be checked with law enforcement while the owner was in town.
What we have now is objectively worse than a time period glorified for gun violence.
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@gtconway3d
Looks like the “declassified” lie isn’t working so now it’s time to try out the “privileged” lie.
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@shanlonwu
@FPWellman
Clarence Thomas should be impeached. He knew his wife was in communication with the White House and he was the lone dissenting vote to keep those communications hidden from Congress and law enforcement.
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@KurtSchlichter
@BulwarkOnline
In general, how often do you find yourself fantasizing about the sex lives of
@BulwarkOnline
staffers?
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@RonFilipkowski
Weird how Kyle hasn’t volunteered to go to Ukraine. He was so anxious to go “defend property” when it looked like no one would be shooting back.
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@CNBC
People don’t “doom spend”. This is ridiculous.
If consumers are concerned about their immediate financial future, they stop spending.
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@KristiNoem
Nothing says “small government conservative” like demanding more government to ban things that don’t happen. Bonus points for blatant 1st Amendment violation.
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@TheRightCant
They believed the villain winning and becoming king was the climax of the movie and just turned it off after that.
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@MattGertz
@OleanderNectar
If any Dem had lied about something like this it would be the only thing the media talks about for *weeks*. For Trump it barely rates a mention by the media.
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@Sndvl1999
@mehser12
@ColinCowherd
@DrHoodieMaddog
Teachers get paid jack shit and right wingers imagine they were taking extravagant vacations while teaching virtual classes. 🙄
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@BEA_News
I eagerly await hot takes from the New York Times as to why this is bad news for Biden.
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@Mydogsnores00
@nichcarlson
@420apestrong420
@BusinessInsider
You realize he knew this was coming out so he tried to get ahead of it by playing the victim, right?
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@justinbaragona
We’ve moved onto the “he said it, but it was a joke” portion of Trump excuses.
Next up, “he said it - so what?”.
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@themickdonald
@TheOnion
Do you need a safe space to protect your feelings from the comedy website?
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@dlippman
A conservative organization being terrified the GOP nominee for president will exact revenge upon them for honoring Liz Cheney if he’s elected should warrant more than a blurb in Politico’s morning notes. It should be front page headline on every paper in the country.
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