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Jeremy Fassler

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Journalist and writer. Words: @nytimes, @vulture, @motherjones, @theatlantic. Former: Daily Banter, Capitol Forum.

Washington, D.C.
Joined February 2011
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Jeremy Fassler
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This chart makes a good case for why the first Democratic primaries should be in the South.
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.@KamalaHarris: The power is in the south. The south:
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The United States versus Elon R. Musk
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white people forgiving bigots willy-nilly and not holding them accountable is how we got a century of Jim Crow, Confederate generals free from jail, and hundreds of Confederate monuments everywhere
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@wkbdyb This is how they found it btw. https://t.co/DHw2lNodaY
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@J_fassler found an archived soundcloud profile that had listings (no audio) for this and a few other tracks, one of the file tags was the producer of the track, found an archived site of theirs that featured some audio files of their productions
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Ladies and gentlemen, Olivia “Livvy” Nuzzi’s single “Jail Bait!” Thanks to @wkbdyb for finding this sonic masterpiece. https://t.co/ZhanPBLY5r
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Jeremy Fassler
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Oh no, I found all the lyrics to Olivia "Livvy" Nuzzi's "Jailbait." It's worse than you think.
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@lizchar
Liz Charboneau
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this line from her Biden profile last year appearing in a whole new light
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Jeremy Fassler
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These are the lyrics for Livvy's song "Jailbait." If someone can find the audio for the song somewhere, they'll win the internet. https://t.co/4RdD4SglWw
@kkrespawned
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Why did Olivia Nuzzi release a song called Jailbait with these lyrics when she was 16
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Oh yeah, it’s a confession.
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Jeremy Fassler
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Is this a confession?
@Olivianuzzi
Olivia Nuzzi
11 years
Why does Hollywood think female reporters sleep with their sources? http://t.co/l74hijW4W5
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@agraybee
Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs)
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Older male journalist: Olivia Nuzzi's prose is exquisite. The prose:
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Olivia Nuzzi's just a girl in love! She can't be held responsible for her actions! She has no underlying issues to address, she's certifiably cute and adorably obsessed!
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Jeremy Fassler
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Patton Oswalt is a gentleman for having to put up with Bill Maher's nonsense. There are several moments in this episode where Bill just monologues at him and Patton just sits there, letting Bill hang himself with his own words.
@ClubRandom_
Club Random with Bill Maher
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New episode drops tomorrow with the hilarious Patton Oswalt! So many laughs —you don't wanna miss it. 😂✨ @billmaher @pattonoswalt
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Jeremy Fassler
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Reader, I laughed so hard at this excerpt from Olivia Nuzzi's book that I woke up my sleeping baby.
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@dicapito
Dicapito
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White people want to believe in her “new leaf” bullshit so badly so they can go back to voting for Republicans. Thats all this really is. Moran wants to resume voting for the GOP and he will use MTG’s “ redemption” arc to justify his actions when the time comes
@TerryMoran
Terry Moran 🇺🇸
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Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene is doing important work right now. Substantively, she is standing up for the victims of Jeffrey Epstein and defying Donald Trump, taking political and personal risks. But also—listen to her. She’s trying to change how she speaks to the nation.
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Jeremy Fassler
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George Lucas: Ted, streaming-only is evil! Ted Sarandos: From my point of view, theatrical release is evil! George Lucas: Well then you are lost!
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Jeremy Fassler
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Pope Leo forgot to add “May God strike down Ted Sarandos!”
@IndieWire
IndieWire
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Pope Leo XIV Gives His Blessing to the Theatrical Experience: ‘Cinemas and Theaters Are the Beating Hearts of Our Communities’
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If the world really is as stupid as @vulture says it is then I would like to volunteer to recap episodes of Ow! My Balls! whenever Netflix makes it.
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