on *this* monday? i am miranda priestly.
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this is (year 8 of) 21🥰🦂♏️
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I’mmmmmm trying to Solange it UP this summer. A MOOD okayyy.
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*at the cookout*
“I told y’all I wasn’t cooking when we got home. This dinner. You had all day to eat. Now my crew, let’s go.”
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@bespoKENErd
@DragonflyJonez
like the *holiday*? established from something that happened when people did talk like that? yeah
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The kids need it bad bad
BEING BACK SEXUAL EDUCATION IN THE SCHOOLS PUHLEASEEEEE. Too many adults are uninformed about things that should’ve been taught in a class from the ages of 10-18.
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@joigabrielle
I think the kissing reminds them they’re with a human person and not masturbating with a warm body
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@jay_bizzzle
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Me when I pour anything more than the idea of orange juice in my mimosa
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@itszaeok
i don’t even get how recording isn’t “living in the moment” i’m still paying attention?? noting is being taken away from my experience??!
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@TheBaddestMitch
remember how they said zendaya is really hard to draw, she looks like a valiant effort
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@BienSur_JeTaime
the only bob for the job
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When the Sorting DuRag puts you in Hufflepuff but all your friends in Gryffindor
#BlackHogwarts
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@kemimarie
i love funny airline employees like i’m still not over this 😭
Flight attendant: Your mask needs to cover you nose mouth and at least one of your chins but if you wanna cover all three that’s on you
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@deanuyasha
you can sometimes forget that your guy friend with kids is a dad but you can never forget that your girl friend with kids is a mom
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SOLANGING!👏🏽 IT!👏🏽 UP!👏🏽
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i love a silent black ppls communication moment
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@JavaughnSYW
You can have a long distance relationship with an Aquarius that stays up the block
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@Kyla_Lacey
“Why are you single?”
-asked as if being in a committed monogamous relationship or married is a developmental milestone
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@cuffzilla
People are saying a childless wedding seems odd and I think it’s odd that they think it’s odd. It’s not a new concept at all. Receptions be lit. People be drunk. Inappropriate things for kids to see happen. You want to be running behind a kid in all that? I don’t.
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@DragonflyJonez
“saying the date first starts with the specifics”
saying the month first *is* specific.
there’s *twelve* 19ths in every year.
there's *one* january😏
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@cuffzilla
“Where are the kids gonna go during the wedding?”
Uh their parents need to find this thing called a babysitter or RSVP NO. Highkey not the bride’s problem.
Not everybody likes kids and that’s 100% ok.
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If astrology isn't real then why does it bother men?
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this container telling the whole house you’re getting more cake
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Beat his ass
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@jayythewave
I’m turning 21 for the 8th time this year but that’s okay cause this girl on TikTok was like 20s year olds are the adults of the babies and your 30s are the babies of the adults so I’m still very much baby a few more decades.
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@DragonflyJonez
i’m not speaking for the world. it’s an american holiday. i’m talking about americans. that’s who i had in mind when i said this.
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@keatingssixth
and this “why would you be an actor if you didn’t want attention” argument i see sounds a lot like the logic the “why would you wear that skirt if you didn’t want to be stalked or worse” crowd uses, ijs
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@jiggyjayy2
Like if he had bought clothes and jewelry worth that much each month you lot would be like goals😍 but since it’s child support y’all wanna fold your arms and pout be serious for two seconds PLEASE
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@TheOXGod
Wayne: I ain’t neva ran from a nigga and I damn sure ain’t bout to pick today to start running
12 y/o Me:
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@kailanjisselle
i think he showed her the same levels of both respect and disrespect (if any) that she showed him so that’s why i chuckled 🤭
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@jiggyjayy2
What people are failing to realize is that’s *disposable* income for him.. a lot of money to you is someone else’s disposable income..
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