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kings kill when the prince feels power. open for commissions.
Joined March 2011
Niggas didn’t get bullied simply for liking anime. Tell the whole story about how you tried to turn Super Saiyan in gym class in front of the hoes.
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I gotta pay to get in. Pay for gas. Pay for drinks. Pay for food. AND have to work in the morning tomorrow? Keep it.
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*taps sign*
Hey Kendrick, before you call Drake a pedophile, why don't you do some basic research and look up the age of consent in Canada
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Tarzan ain’t even that good to be laying like that. Go wash the dishes man.
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Nudes in a relationship are important. Yes, I wanna see your pussy while I’m at work for the 37rd time.
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That towel rack kinda high brother.
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This is hilarious cause they could’ve just got a plus size model but someone was like: “Man, you know what would be wild. ?” lmao
People aren't happy with how this website is advertising its plus-size tights
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I know for a fact this nigga saw Rihanna and dapped up the kid lmao.
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But I'm better denim.
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If dating is “unpaid sex work”, then being a friend is unpaid therapy. Hunan interaction is never meant to be viewed like a transaction.
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I would’ve took the mic asked him if he knew R. Kelly was a sicko when they made Same Girl and ruined everybody’s night.
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I knew casual sex wasn’t for me when I tried to cuddle after and she was like: “Um. ?”.
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Y’all date someone for a month and already think about starting a family with them and I want you to talk to your therapist about why you do that.
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He saw all those gang members on stage and got words for Steve Lacy lmao.
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I’d be talking so much shit in the group chat, niggas would’ve had to kick me out for bragging about my woman.
my bf mentioned he wanted a donut and i spent 5 hours making them from scratch😭
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Being micromanaged at work makes me wanna quit. Cause it sounds like you wanna do all this shit yourself.
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Yo pussy lip not even hanging out of the lingerie. I’m going out.
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I blame you horny niggas for making women think we like this shit.
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Shiiiid, baby girl can get a popcorn AND a candy. It ain’t tricking cause I got it.
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Why studs always cosplay as hood niggas and never upstanding citizens?.
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I hope this show gets 28 seasons and just keeps adding black actors and actresses.
Taraji P. Henson joins the cast of ‘Abbott Elementary’ as Janine’s mother, Variety reports.
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Idk who said women don’t buy food, but they do when they like you. Y’all be easy tho.
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Nigga, this is all your fault
Hatin shit 4real.
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Toxic bitches be like: “Can we just talk in person?” so they can fuck you.
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I know you not tryna say acquiring.
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You bring up that video of Drake on stage with that 17-year old and niggas stop replying lmao.
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This what y’all DMs look like after you post some heat? 😭 I see why they just leave a heart. That’s overwhelming.
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It’s just music big dawg.
future really make you wanna treat bitches like complete shit.
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A 10/10 with no personality is a 4, brother. God bless.
I just carried a phone call with a 10/10 with no personality for an hour
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Imagine spending all day at work and coming home to baked chicken.
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My kids aren’t getting baby talk at all. You gon learn how to say immaculate at 16 months.
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My mom used to pack my lunches in middle school and would put a honey bun inside it. I collected them all week until Friday so I could eat them all at once lmao.
What’s the greediest thing yal ever did ?.
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I got no dog in this fight, but it’s funny how dating younger is frowned upon but having a sugar daddy is understandable.
Men pushing 30 be like this 23 year old is perfect for me.
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Y'all grown and still don't understand that people be busy or need some personal time.
You take 2 hours to respond imma take 11hrs. You disappear for 3 days I'll hit u on the 31st.
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These fits so fire when it’s not yo girl.
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Men sacrifice so much for women to be happy. That right arm be dead as hell.
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Me to my girl after she tries to self sabotage our relationship due to past trauma
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Keyshia Cole really be forgetting that she’s Keyshia Cole and I hate that for her.
Antonio Brown came through with a post of Keyshia Cole’s tatt and a message! And Keyshia dropped by our Insta-comments with a response! 👀
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We don’t talk about what Andre 3000 did on Green Light enough. Because he took that song from a 7 to a fucking 20.
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Yo bitch buying you a PS5, cologne for different days of the week, packs of white tees and paying for vacations and you think I’m not waiting for you to fuck up with her? Yeah okay.
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when that ovulation air breeze by
men being able to smell when a woman is sexually aroused is so animalistic omg.
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Bitch, I love you. I’m not tryna be your platonic friend. Unhand me.
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My pride wouldn’t let me be a good man to someone who ignored me this many times.
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Chingy went nuts. What the hell lmao.
Nothing better than getting older and learning niggas used to be beefing
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This exactly why I say letting a nigga pour a shot in your mouth is a body.
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A nigga like me would’ve lifted the dress up and started eating yo ass.
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Women are always busy until they find out your dick’s big. Now they’re planning their week around your availability.
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Delete this before one of them niggas that bark and eat air pussy see it.
y’all. my grandma made my uncle a pair of Crown Royal shorts w the bags from the bottles 💀💀
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No way in hell Roy fucking Woods wrote Sicko Mode lmaooo.
Iight man sicko mode is one my favorite verses from drake this is actually making me sick smh
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It doesn't work when you say it yourself. Someone else has to tell you that you did something. And you did nothing.
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Her in your DMs: I just need some dick. Her when she gets in your room:.
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Going on dates is for after you find out you like eachother already. That would save a lot of discourse.
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I would’ve FaceTimed you immediately.
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Her shadow look like Bojack Horseman.
These BBLs going too far she ask for the Kim Kardashian face with the ant body . question that's a woman right 😂.
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These the pics I want her to send while I’m eating the bread the waiter just brought out.
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Bro, y’all gotta be SOLID to pull something like this off. This an Elite Level play lol
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Hate playing video games around your lady 😭 you be getting yo ass beat and out of nowhere she goes “Aw, you lost?” don’t pmo lmao.
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Being loved by a woman who’s expressive feels amazing. Complimenting you, getting you small gifts, feeding you, and pouring into you. 10/10 experience.
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when the waiter tells us we’re a beautiful couple and it’s the first date
Goin on a date and everyone tells you how pretty you are in front of them >.
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A guy wanting to buy you shoes is so embarrassing like how do I tell u I’m a size 14.
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You play one song off GNX and now you listening to the whole album smh.
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Agreed. I’ll take it further and saying having sex before 18 is unnecessary.
Having an active sex life before 16 mean your parents neglected you idc.
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She throwing that lil Barnes & Noble booty.
Hellen Keller when her nanny wasn’t watching.
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Me when my nigga doesn’t make a happy birthday post at 12am
If niggas acted how females act in friendships, the murder rate would be much higher. You bitches are insufferable.
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Now niggas about to lie and say Druski was never funny lmao. That 180 be so swift.
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"Dear Diary, Kid Cudi is an angry ting. But he's getting way too high, he need to Cudiiii. Lol, wa gwan."
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We don’t wanna fuck all of our female friends.
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It’s crazy how in retrospect, this is one of Wayne’s worst songs.
lollipop by lil wayne.
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“Y’all beards be patchy af”. - A girl who doesn’t have enough eyebrow hair to look surprised.
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When I get my nut and you don’t cause I worked for it
men really be having to do majority of the work during sex lmaooooo sucks for them.
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Zendaya is a whole different degree of fine.
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If I was Miles Morales, I’d be fighting crime in this.
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If niggas can buy weed, they can buy flowers lmao.
I think a lot of women don’t know how much flowers cost. 😂.
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Niggas didn’t grow up with a candy lady on their block but got the most to say about black people.
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“Stop fucking these 25 year olds” is where Drake started blacking out lmao.
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Go stand near the self-help books so they can know you’re actively trying to better yourself.
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1. Don’t say nigga, bitch. 2. That cop told you he’ll take badge and the gun off and hand you a fade. 3. You pussy. 4. You ran to Twitter thinking we’d be on your side. 5. You pussy.
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I know a nigga with a crazy girlfriend when I see one.
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