kait⸆⸉ 🤍✨
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NH ♥️🌲🦋 32 ✨swiftie since ‘06 ✨TNx5✨Noah Kahan 🍂 Posty 💟 1989 Tour Gillette & Eras Tour Gillette N1 & Miami N1 🥚 saga of ‘24 ⚡️18+
Joined September 2021
ARE YOU KIDDING ME AHHHHHHHH.
Full body chills every. single. time. 👋 #1YearOfTSTheErasTour.
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One of our chickens was literally screaming this morning so I went out there and found this… I am not even kidding you this is triple the size of a normal chicken egg. This can’t be normal help 😭🐓
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Guys the chicken wasn’t actually screaming like a human…. Chickens always make noise when they’re laying eggs. She was just making extra loud noise while laying this egg.
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My bf and I bursted out laughing because we could not believe our eyes LMAO.
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cookie is cute but don’t sleep on brrrnard. look at his little face. he is lonely in the Ty warehouse and wants you to give him a home 🥺⛄️
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A couple more pics before we crack it. I am definitely not going live for this, but we are cracking it shortly! 🥚🐓
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patiently waiting for the bandwagon fans to start dropping off because I am so tired of seeing such ungrateful and entitled takes like this.
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The video everyone has been waiting for!!! . My bf said to ignore his hands he just got home from work. I know some of the people here have no idea what it’s like to have a job so I had to say this. The yolks are both the size of a normal egg. Egg saga is over 😂🥚🐓
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@okalrightolivia I was already 20 minutes late. Unfortunately I can’t put my job on hold for a chicken laying an egg.
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@TiredTravelor mainly people with horses, sheep, goats, etc. they are having to let them loose before the hurricane hits so they’re able to try to escape to higher ground.
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accurate representation of what’s actually going to happen tomorrow 😂
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this is the best I’ve found so far of the entire bridge. if you couldn’t already tell I am obsessed with this performance 🤍
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I have a confession…. Every single time I hear “I don’t know about you….” My brain immediately goes to “bitch I hope tf you do” 🫠.
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I will continue guessing these mashups until she plays them
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she did not just say “can you believe this is our 87th show” and then hit us with the alchemy…. I AM UNWELL.
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@Whtclrisursock I honestly don’t know I didn’t have time to check I was already late to leave for work but I hope so 😭.
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“So happy that my Travy made it to the big game, one step closer to Kelce being my last name”
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Official SIGNED folklore CD giveaway post 🩶. ✨If you have one DO NOT ENTER.✨If I see the winner reselling this, I will end you! 🥰. RULES:. -Must be following me.-Like & Retweet.-My only ask is that the winner pays for shipping 🫶🏼. Winner chosen on 12/13 (Taylor’s birthday)
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I stood here for 4 minutes and 36 seconds recording this so you all can hear the Cardigan voice memo. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do 🥹🩶
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and you should see your faces 💗. i’ve been keeping this secret since may and I couldn’t hold it in any longer. we are expecting a baby girl (future swiftie) in january. I am so excited, terrified, and overwhelmed with emotions 🥹
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okay what’s the hive mind thinking for dublin n1? this is what i picked! 🇮🇪
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I posted this a few times in my comment sections but people keep asking. Some of the DMs I’ve received are insane. It weighs 206 grams. I will be cracking it after work today 🫡🥚
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People think the egg is fake???? I am literally dying RN. The majority of my posts are about Taylor Swift and Noah Kahan why tf would I post about a fake chicken egg??? Help I can’t stop laughing 😭💀.
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You’re tasteless if you call this song a skip. Argue with a wall, I don’t care this song is a masterpiece.
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206 grams!!! This is half the weight of the largest chicken egg ever recorded lmao
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If you are over the age of 18, love Taylor Swift and/or Noah Kahan, and are not an angry vegan please interact with this so I can follow you back! I know a lot of people followed just for the egg saga which is now over so feel free to unfollow if you want ♥️.
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this is probably an unpopular (and also very unserious, so don’t come for me) opinion, but I feel like she’s not going to sing london boy 🫣.
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I need to know who other than me has BOTH never been noticed by Taylor Nation, and never met Taylor. I know I’m not the only one 🥲🩷🫶🏼.
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I know some of y’all are here for the egg and I understand that, but this was originally a space for me to connect and interact with my swiftie/noah friends so please be patient. I will post the cracking of the egg, mark my words. If you have anything rude or negative to say I.
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Why has only ONE person mentioned the fact that the yolk on the right formed into the shape of a chicken???? I am dying 😂😂😂
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what did everyone pick for 1989? I need to know if we’re all on the same page again. I almost did the reverse but she wore the orange skirt at the last show so I picked this!
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I truly appreciate the people saying kind things, but there are SO many people being absolutely rude and unhinged over this egg. I had someone say “You HAVE to post a photo of the chicken to prove to everyone that it’s okay”. Newsflash I don’t owe anyone on this app or any app.
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Guys they sent me TWO!! I am SHOOK! I am giving the second one to my mom for Christmas. She is going to be SO happy 😭🩷🎄
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hey so what we aren’t going to do is try to make others feel bad for winning tickets if they’ve already been to a show. I have been to ONE show and I am super grateful I was able to go. my sister was able to get us tickets to gillette n1. my show was long before the TTPD set.
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idk what I’m doing on guitar anymore but I will not stop guessing cassandra x mad woman on piano
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“I’ll just get gas in the morning” is literally the devil speaking…. do not listen. I promise it’s not worth it 🫠.
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I told my bf that I want to do this for my baby shower. he is now cutting wood to make and sand blocks for it. I told him I could’ve just bought blocks, but he said no it needs to be something special that he does himself 🥺🩷
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@callie_wallie If I had a dollar for every time a teacher at work told me I need to smile…. It annoys me so much when people say shit like this lol.
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Raise your hand if you feel personally victimized by Taylor Nation because what the actual fuck kind of a Merch drop is this???? 🙋🏼♀️.
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ALL CHICKENS AND CHICKEN BUTT HOLES ARE IN TACT AND IN PERFECT HEALTH 🫡♥️🐓.
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One of the best on evermore. Ivy haters are not welcome here 🤎🌿
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I’m so glad the band wagon swifties are seeing themselves out of this fandom. It’s about damn time ✌🏻.
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my surprise song piano woven blanket is here and I am in love!!! 🤩🤎🎹
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lost so many followers after posting this. the trash takes itself out every time 😌🗑️.
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friendly reminder ‼️. don’t forget to network today so you’re able to get tickets to see your favorite artists ❤️🫶🏼.
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since it’s still not clicking for some people. THIS is why we are angry ‼️
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you will never be able to convince me that tracking taylors private jet isn’t creepy stalker behavior
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after 38 hours of excruciating back labor she finally made her way into the world this morning! she weighs 7 pounds 6 ounces and she’s 21 inches long. I will post pics of her for you all sometime soon! 🥹🩷
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Surprise song predictions for tonight:. Haunted 🎸 .RWYLM 🎹 . Lowkey hope I’m wrong because this would be a lethal combo
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⭐️GIVEAWAY⭐️. UK Exclusive Noah Kahan Stick Season 7” clear vinyl. RULES:.Must be following me.Must like & RT.US only ‼️. That’s it. Those are the rules. Winner will be announced Friday, March 1st 🤎🫶🏼
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does anyone have two hundred and fifty US dollars I can borrow because I literally need this???? 😭🤎
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this view???? no towers blocking the stage? nola is slaying already 🔥💜.
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my house of stone.your ivy grows.and now i’m covered in you. 🥺🩷
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@ASpiffyBrat @TiredTravelor what else do you expect them to do? the people who aren’t able to evacuate? genuinely curious.
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thinking about how I asked the first person I traded bracelets with what his favorite era is, and he said debut so he chose my tim mcgraw bracelet. then he asked me my favorite song and I said this is me trying. he didn’t have a bracelet for that one, but it’s crazy bc we ended.
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Excuse my language but you my friend are a fucking idiot ♥️🫶🏼
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hello i’m in my engaged mom era?????? . 😭🩷💍. my nails were not prepared for this lol
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I hate to break it to the people calling our chickens my “pets” they are not our pets. My dog and cat are my pets. Our chickens (and pigs) are a source of food. Not saying that I don’t care about them I absolutely care, but I was already 20 minutes late to work. I wasn’t going.
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@staystaystace I was accident doing it to your tweet wondering why nothing was happening lmfao.
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Apparently the egg cracking is going to be a family affair. So I’ll keep everyone updated when that happens 😂🐓.
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Okay I’m muting the egg tweet because wow some of y’all are so out of touch with reality and have very clearly never touched a blade of grass in your life I literally cannot lol.
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@ASpiffyBrat @TiredTravelor sorry I read your comment wrong I thought you said this is INhumane lol.
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I saw a tweet saying “It’s only the people who actually got a signed CD/vinyl that are telling people to not pay scalper prices” . This is my first time ever securing something signed from her site and I have never paid scalper prices for any previously released signed items.
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what I looked like after hearing “by all accounts she almost drowned” on a grainy livestream
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guys I can’t breathe LMAO my mom called me immediately we are going to fucking Miami!!!! this was the only weekend I could go to a show because my baby shower is the weekend of indy and my best friends is the weekend of nola. WHAT ARE THE ODDS????? IM SCREAMING 😭🤍.
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