Dying in an ocean as deep as your pockets…in a vessel as tiny as the shanty houses you turned your noses up at….In a darkness as expansive as your ego…going to see the final resting place of the souls whom you disturbed with your curiosity, but they still eagerly welcomed you.
There’s nothing holy and sacred about having a period. It’s blood, it comes out, it is quite often associated with pain and discomfort. There’s never been a month that my body stopped leaking bc of trans men. My body doesn’t care. They’re not taking anything from me.
A Tallahassee Police Department officer can be seen on body cam pouring out a sealed bottle of liquor and tossing it in Calvin Riley's passenger seat, before arresting him for a DUI.
Riley’s jury trial begins on April 5th
Bed Bath & Beyond’s going out of business sale isn’t desperate enough for me. TWENTY PERCENT like them little coupons y’all had? Call me when y’all find out what day they shutting off the internet and lights.
Racist white people always show how absolutely clueless they are. Many Black Americans have the DNA of a slave master, does anyone wanna tell the class why?
This is HILARIOUS.
The View host Sunny Hostin who wants to force YOU to pay slavery reparations, finds out she’s the descendant of slave-owners.
Gonna be giving away all your millions now, Sunny? 😂
My neighbor’s dog got out early this morning and when I left the house he was standing at my feet. I normally bring him back home when he does it, which is frequently, well they aren’t home so Bentley is going to Lowe’s, Home Depot, and Target today. We just left Petsmart.
Well if nothing else the Supreme Court ruling is gonna humble some white and Asian students when they find out they still didn’t get in to their dream school and it wasn’t the fault of already underrepresented Black applicants.
“Reparations?!? nobody alive today was involved in slavery.”
No one has a problem with receiving an inheritance and therefore money they weren’t alive to make. We understand the concept of generational wealth, but somehow generation trauma and poverty aren’t real.
Just a reminder that Nestle uses AFRICAN CHILDREN to harvest their cocoa for chocolate, and even had the Supreme Court throw out a suit filed against them by children THEY STOLE to slave for them. This isn’t last decade this is last YEAR.
Telling poor people to give 10 percent of their income in order to properly serve God and not go to hell, while the pastor drives another new car and so does his wife and girlfriend.
In 2018, I had food poisoning so bad I had to be taken in an ambulance. My neighbors got into my house, CARRIED me down the stairs, (wife helped me get dressed including a pad). They take care of my cats and I used to drive their kids to school. I wish better for y’all.
I’m a firm believer in NOT getting to know your neighbors. What, are we supposed to have some kind of a connection because we live closer to each other? Nah I don’t eff with people like that homie. GTFO with your nasty ass apple pie, Gertrude.
“With a fanbase so shielding, it is hard for someone to be held accountable for their actions in and outside of the booth. An audience that will clap loudly, no matter what they are presented with, is not an audience whose concern is about the art nearly as much as the addictive…
Imagine being married to your husband for 11 years but y’all divorce cause he wants kids and you don’t. Then you get married to someone you said made you feel safe enough to have a kid, and then he divorces you two years later….
So as I ride my Peloton, my daughter yells “Daddy, I made you breakfast”. So I wondered to myself “what on earth did she make without my supervision?”. 🤔 Well, here it is 😭😭😭😭😭
I don’t care what anyone says this shit is highly exploitative. Adopting kids and then making them social media stars should be criminal. Adopting Black kids and making them work…. Hmmmm where have I heard something similar…
I worked in banking. 2 of my bosses typed their passwords with their index fingers & had NO clue about BASIC teller functions. They made more than anyone but were the least competent. Wage conversations make it seem like the person on top is working hardest & not the other way…
Modern reconstruction of world's first modern human looked like. It is in a museum in Denmark and estimated to be 160,000 years old and from Morocco.
#archaeohistories
Yesterday, I spent about a good two hours cooking. I’m in there slicing, dicing, sautéing, and seasoning up a storm and babbbyyy when I tell you that shit was ass!!!! I’m going to go back to leaving feeding me up to the professionals.
Being an adult is wayyyyy shittier than they made it out to be. I thought there was gonna be a lot of wild sex, vacations, and way more money...it is not. I do enjoy the drugs part, which I must admit, I didn’t really see coming.
What interesting about listening to artists like Beyoncé and Michael Jackson is their catalogues span so long that you can literally hear their voices change with their age, not in a bad way but even like a speaking voice. I ironically don’t hear that when I listen to Usher.
Believing the religious practices of your ancestors are evil, while believing the religious practices of those who were evil to your ancestors are divine, is wild.
Please stop selling your homes to investors…they are creating a renters only culture that’s going to put home ownership in the hands of only a few people. Sell to a family.
He originally asked me to do Legos which I was sure I could do. He then changed his mind and asked for Tetris. I was like, “I can do that,” kinda lying to myself as well, but fuck em, we ball. Anywho this is NOT tile, this is all hand painted, each dumb ass square one at a time.
Actually that’s literally how white evangelical Christianity & European royalty work. The belief system is that their rule is ordained by God to civilize other races, that’s why most white evangelical organizations’ origins are tied to segregation, Jim Crowe & the confederacy
Just came back from apartment hunting with my niece for her first place… one bedrooms were more than twice what I’m paying for my mortgage on a four bedroom house and that is NOT an exaggeration. People can’t live like this.
The same girl who had her body remixed more than Girls Need Love and had her baby drinking almond milk and air? Oh. Honestly, she should try to stay focused.
Lord, Keith Lee done got Kandi Burruss’ restaurant Old Lady Gang too! Atlanta has not seen such scorched earth since the Union Soldiers salted the fields of Georgia 😂😂😂
Yesterday while eating dinner at a restaurant with 12 of my collegues a woman said to me “I’ve been wanting to tell you you are gorgeous. And you look like Jesus” I replied “Thank you, we’re all made in his image.” She retorted “Some better than others” and y’all I—🤭🫠
Nestlé is the worst company in the world. CEO said water is a privilege. They would have women dress up as nurses to convince poor women that formula was better. The children were dying bc there was not enough and the water was bad. They also used child labor, THIS CENTURY.
Imma be for real, if Teyana Taylor pulled my man on stage and wanted to give him a lap dance, I would cry big ass tears….because why she chose him and not me?!?!?
Asking why women aren’t having more babies in a country with the highest maternal and infant mortality rate in the developed world, no mandated maternity leave, childcare higher than in state tuition in over 30 states, and school boards afraid of facts is hilarious.
Just got in the biggest argument I’ve had with my mother in a long time… she finally admitted she was wrong, and then went up to her room to pout. Girl, if you don’t come down here and let me gloat in this win!!!! THIS ONE IS FOR ALL THE KIDS PARENTING THEIR PARENTS
It’s interesting watching a man get on social media and opine about morals and tradition after having had premarital sex, getting his girlfriend pregnant and still not marrying her. Alas.