The Original Lisa Vandercunt
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It’s the little one and I’m not Bow Wow. Bird of Paradise | 100% Miamian | All that and a bottle of Dom P 🍾
Washington, DC
Joined February 2020
My friends and I completed another successful investigation of finding tea on somebody with no social media. It took 2 days longer than it normally would but in the end we prevailed.
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Like I said yesterday! It’s gross.
this guy on the news walked up to the #CowboyCarterTour merch stand here and asked for SEVEN SHIRTS. that’s why Houston had a problem.
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My mom has def left work early because I’ve been sick. I’m 32 and live 900 miles away from her 😭.
My colleague was so stressed about her child being attacked by tonsils and couldn’t eat, she couldn’t even focus on work , the child in question is 29 years of age .
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Missed the chance to get some Fourth of July kitchen towels and stuff from HomeGoods but hopefully I find some on sale and some good summer themed stuff.
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Waking up to one of our hotels losing their flag at the end of the month is peak insanity while also being so typical of the hospitality business.
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Pop that owns the liquor store underneath my building def over charging but he knows his audience. He has Sir Carter and ViaRae stocked in there.
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He was asking to be PEED ON. I feel like that’s “better” than him wanting to pee on her?.
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Okay hear me out.
Sorry but I’m on Carrie’s side. Yes John Slattery is handsome but that character wanted to be peed on. That’s a weird fetish I can’t get behind! No thanks!.
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RT @gabydvj: what is there even to say about “alligator alcatraz,” “big beautiful bill,” other cutesy appellations for gleeful cruelty beyo….
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The groomers know they could’ve got some flag or fireworks scarves for the fourth. Why y’all using the Pride scarves still?.
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It’s never their fault, they’re always doing all they can, they’re always doing everything right, they never make mistakes.
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Dems are not prepared to meet this moment and saying as much will get you cussed out by people calling them helpless.
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Letting people buy merch an entire day before a concert is so greedy and capitalistic.
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It wasn’t getting past arraignment with Carisi sorry ass.
This is exactly what would’ve happened if Carisi was on the case 🫠.They would’ve had to call in ALEXANDRA CABOT.
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