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The Original Lisa Vandercunt

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It’s the little one and I’m not Bow Wow. Bird of Paradise | 100% Miamian | All that and a bottle of Dom P 🍾

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Joined February 2020
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@robinwannabefly
The Original Lisa Vandercunt
3 years
My friends and I completed another successful investigation of finding tea on somebody with no social media. It took 2 days longer than it normally would but in the end we prevailed. https://t.co/2BO98YxeTX
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@GNCordova
GNCordova
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I said it already about Candace Owens and I’m repeating it extra loud for Marjorie Taylor Greene: there’s absolutely no reason to uplift these monsters, even for a moment, even to shit on the uselessness of Dems, just because they’re saying something you agree with about Israel.
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@robinwannabefly
The Original Lisa Vandercunt
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@thebrookeash
The Brooke Ashley
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“Additional high-value items we can add to this inventory listing (I.e., Chanel shoes, etc.)? I’m trying to get the total to exceed $423,000 which is our policy maximum.” 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
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@IceQuebe_
Girth Nowitzki
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American politicians being heckled is about the only “consequence” they’ll ever face. Absolutely light work.
@BigMeanInternet
Malcolm Harris
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I love when Democrats are like "Now that I'm out of power, it is *not* the time to hold me accountable. It is the time for me to make five million dollars."
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@ohfold
f⌖
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Anytime i see meek mill in a headline
@Kurrco
Kurrco
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Meek Mill says he needs D4vd's "promo" for his album rollout: "I need his promo for my album ... who do I call?"
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@twinkletweetu
squirrel
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I wonder where white people send us when we die?
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@robinwannabefly
The Original Lisa Vandercunt
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But I’ve told y’all how celebrities will stay at hotels and post from their lobby or give whole tours of their hotel rooms so. Everybody moves kinda silly.
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@dredrizzoo
say on dogs
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@YourMomsfave77 @cheo_coker Its very realistic bozo talkin bout “not the people i know they dead or in jail” yea like u kno niggas that was a distro to a quarter of the country😂
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@johnnywave_
II HANDS II HELL
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@Jayy_Childish__ @cheo_coker You aren’t wrong but also Franklin offered this too little too late. Them and Teddy were too obsessed with power to the point where when they had an “out,” it was too late for all of them.
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@cheo_coker
Cheo Hodari Coker
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He destroyed himself. But brilliant acting. Watch episode 1 and episode 60 back to back and you will NEVER see a bigger transformation. Damson was robbed.
@callmeMEJE
MEJE ✪
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Franklin did everything for his family just for his family to destroy him 😩
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@twinkletweetu
squirrel
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@triplevagain Alright well you and baljeet Paul win the award for Most Jamaican. Make sure to kiss on camera when you receive it
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@robinwannabefly
The Original Lisa Vandercunt
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So she came down and met her in the lobby. Unless you tell the hotel you’re not taking calls or visitors how the hell were they supposed to know?
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@robinwannabefly
The Original Lisa Vandercunt
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People in the comments saying the hotel was wrong BUT BUT BUT, they didn’t send her up to Eni’s room. They called Eni and said someone from “______ cosmetics” was there to give her something. Due to the language barrier or whatever Eni thought it was the brand that hosted her.
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@robinwannabefly
The Original Lisa Vandercunt
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Eni had a situation at her hotel in Paris where a woman showed up to pitch her cosmetics company because she found out what hotel Eni was staying in after she posted photos of the room.
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@NMAAHC
Smithsonian’s NMAAHC
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Due to the government shutdown, we are temporarily closed beginning on Sunday, Oct. 12. We will update our operating status as soon as the situation is resolved. We do not plan to update social media other than to inform you of changes to our operating status.
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@LRNROSE
Your OG 🐩
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why do yall be wanting to be friends w niggas yall rejected romantically? and before u tell me some bs and about how hes some great friend please be aware i know u date niggas
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@robinwannabefly
The Original Lisa Vandercunt
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I’ve rewatched Cold Case like a million times and some episodes still make me cry.
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“Sit yo $5 ass down before I make change”
@TheCinesthetic
cinesthetic.
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What’s a line delivery you’ll never forget?
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@robinwannabefly
The Original Lisa Vandercunt
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Now I have to find this Haitian mortician when I’m home. I literally can’t think of a funnier person to be in that role.
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@robinwannabefly
The Original Lisa Vandercunt
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Why the fuck yall fake gay at 50+ years old?
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@robinwannabefly
The Original Lisa Vandercunt
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The Atlanta Housewives was just talking about eating box but the girls down in Miami actually doing it? Is that what I’m hearing?
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