Kanan Jarrus (ok no, not really a Jedi)
@Kanan_Jarrus_
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Progressive smartass geek. Dig Star Trek/Wars/Gate & more. Married man. Cat owner. LGBTQ+ Ally. Kind to friends; crass to bigots. More in 📌 tweet.
Twin Cities, MN
Joined October 2009
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As the bio says, progressive - which doesn’t mean “always polite”. I detest right-wing views. I swear a lot!
I’m also snarky, have an awesome wife, & two goofy cats.
Laid back geek or crassly political. Depends on the day.
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@trekkiebill
For anyone who doubts the grooming:
Note: That's not Rose with her in the older article.
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@MadeInTheUSANJ
@laurenboebert
@realannapaulina
She’s been hilariously silent since her tweet.
I wonder if she’s stomping around and screaming about fraud.
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@yeepouter
@RohitaKadambi
DiCaprio is a predator. He only goes for young women.
He’d go for a 15-year-old if he could.
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@MattGertz
Besides the obvious bigotry, this effectively prevents a teacher from having any photos of their family at their desk, prohibits them from mentioning their spouse, and roadblocks a potential connection for students when a teacher shuts down any questions about family.
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@RealPrichard
@3YearLetterman
You’ve done the impossible. You’ve lowered my expectations of North Dakota.
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@LilySimpson1312
Radcliffe should double down “I used Rowling to get famous, absolutely. Now that she no longer serves a purpose, I’m disposing of her.”
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@AlanaFeral
@nsc_ronan
@n64aesthetic
“Being an asshole to everyone he came across”
So he was talking, then?
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@AliensAlready
@trekkiebill
Star Trek was never for bigots like you, Slick.
Trek has always flipped the bird at your type. You never were and never should be accepted.
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@trekkiebill
“Just because i have a tattoo that says ‘Ethnic Cleanser’ and have a mailer Hugo Boss to have them make me an SS uniform, I’m somehow a Nazi?” - StoneToss fans.
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@realmsnatalie
@MedievalMonkey
@brianschatz
I know it's hard for you homeschooled kids to understand, but the GQP being failures is known far and wide.
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@Goddess_CIeo
@ask_aubry
She should inform the 14-year-old of exactly what this guy is like. Hold nothing back. "He drugged the drink of a girl your age, wanted to rape her, and said she deserved it. Be careful around him, and if you feel threatened, respond accordingly."
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@TJ_onfire
@GullGlaucous
@_celia_bedelia_
Why do these people think Celia isn’t an AFAB woman?
They seem so invested in believing she’s male. It’s weird.
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@DoomScroling
They just want women to be incubators.
Well, not just women. I think this is one time where using “they want females to be incubators” fits, because this can impact teens & others.
They’re disgusting.
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@ShiroSpirit
She COULD have used that as an opportunity to teach her daughter about being safe online. There are definitely creeps out there.
But nope. Straight to the nuclear option.
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@WhoTheFIsAP
Dude, of course you are in the right.
You’d have been in the right if you grabbed his phone and fastball-pitched it into the nearest wall.
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@BadMedicalTakes
This guy is a real piece of work.
He doesn’t deserve to have access to the internet in any way. That includes via smartphone. Give him a jitterbug flip phone.
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@rademakerrn
@ITCHYisVegeta
@jessydodd
@NikkiHaleyFan02
@CNN
He *likes* child abuse. It’s his style of parenting.
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@goodole312
@J_Scott_Hardin
@slutriarch
No, he certainly doesn’t. He doesn’t know the definition of most words.
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@MichaelDavSmith
@StephenKing
FIFA accepted the bags of cash, and that’s all they care about.
I wouldn’t put it beyond them to have known with 100% certainty that this would happen.
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@AbdEasy
@Harry_is_human
@BadMedicalTakes
Cop thinking: “Hm. Bored with this job. Oh! I know!” Later: “I touched a fentanyl and I’m disabled. (Unearned, fake) disability money for me now plz!”
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@swiftlykatie
It’s funny that a guy who has aged like milk and is very clearly alone in life is commenting on someone “hitting the wall”.
You look fantastic!
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@erikstrattonkw
@ask_aubry
Oh he deserved to be shown some percussive correction, but none of the people he was harassing deserved to have to deal with unjust legal ramifications.
At the end of the day, the camera dude will still be alone and friendless. Forever. That’s nice, at least.
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@roses4jrw
@JoshRultNews
@SpectrumNews1OH
Pffft. What, like it's her job to answer questions about bills & potential legislation as *checks notes* an elected Member of the Ohio House of Representatives? Especially if it's some minor thing like a bill she introduced that's Ohio's version of the controversial FL bill?
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@JoJoFromJerz
@RonFilipkowski
It’s funny how “men” like Tucker have to yell about how manly they are. Like there’s something to prove.
I’m not ripped, but I’m a man who can cook, take care of budgeting, keep the apartment tidy. My wife does her share, too.
I’d say the manly thing is to just be responsible.
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@ask_aubry
Any man who won’t go down on a woman but expects to get head doesn’t deserve sex.
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@realThomasLance
@patriottakes
In cases like this, “worst” to me is lifelong side effects. I’d say something like him deserves reduced lung capacity and the inability to smell or taste anything at all for the rest of his life.
Fatigue too.
Basically, things that will make him “weak” for life.
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@dredd272
@natsechobbyist
So he’s an enabling coward.
Ever-so-surprising for someone with an (R) next to their name.
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@pattonoswalt
Ask them a single question that requires them to think beyond what right-wing Facebook memes or Tucker Carlson tells them, and they straight-up bluescreen.
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@DaveInspectGuy
@trekkiebill
Cry more, weakling.
It’s not “bigotry” to sneer at those who are actively trying to harm others.
Sit down and zip it. You don’t have a right to a voice.
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@KirbyBerlin
@MillenPolitics
Did you read the letter, or were all the big words too complicated for you to comprehend?
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@DonnaMgraduates
@fuckyouiquit
@march4progress
I’ve joked with coworkers “Yeah, rookie mistake. You’re fired, sorry.”
The notes being: I don’t REMOTELY have that authority, my tone was very over-acted & over-the-top, & it was regarding extremely trivial stuff (like misdialing & getting me instead of a coworker).
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@BadMedicalTakes
That's one religious request that should be sneered at and ignored.
If an adult says no transfusion for themselves, fine. If an adult says "no transfusion for that child", flip them the bird and do the transfusion anyway.
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@PyreDruid
@BadMedicalTakes
Every single take of “this might be ok!” is from a man.
What’s wrong with you?
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@jessiegender
Some of the *writing* for Keiko was problematic. Her *character* was cool - botanist and teacher who wanted to do cool stuff.
But the writers sometimes leaned into the "90s sitcom nagging housewife" trope, which was eye-roll inducing.
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@OKWildlifeDept
Does this include human children?
Many toddlers are *basically* feral, after all. I'm sure we could set up a toddler sanctuary or something at one of your parks.
Maybe some one-way glass to see if William Golding was right?
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@LasTerrenasDR
@realmsnatalie
@MedievalMonkey
Can you read? I’m not liberal.
And nice goalpost moving with “compared to the rest of the world”.
YOU are rich compared to “the rest of the world”.
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@OKWildlifeDept
I'd bet that a solid percentage of your followers aren't even *from* Oklahoma, you do this so well.
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@feederofcats
Please also encourage the adopter to create a novelty social media account for him. Obviously not a requirement, but it would be a bonus.
WE MUST FOLLOW HIS SHAMBY-JOURNEY!
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@ho0pes
@BadMedicalTakes
Their interest in him starts at a neutral 50/100, and the moment he speaks it drops sharply.
He’s managed to get himself deep into the negatives with every woman coworker.
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@ASnilloc
@MusicaAnne
@theheatherhogan
It's only confusing to people who never finished middle school.
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@Barclayb97
@kameidotrading
@Morbidful
He shouldn’t have spent a moment in jail.
He removed a Nazi from the world. That’s not a crime. Kid should have been given a parade.
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I grew up in a rural area and was familiar with firearms. The safety issues (listed in the subsequent tweets) are bad. Idiots.
Republican Representative Madison Cawthorn appears in a newly released promotional video for Shooter’s World, a chain of gun stores and shooting ranges in Arizona.
Can you spot all the safety concerns in this video?
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@ApostateXX
@_celia_bedelia_
@sarahsansom
So you just stand there, wasting other people’s time and being a major weirdo by using a hand dryer to dry your sink-washed underwear?
What’s WRONG with you?
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@ashawolves
@ask_aubry
You’re the type to ask “what was she wearing ? What did she say to him?” when a woman is raped.
Get off Twitter and go hang out with your buddy Brock Turner.
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@_celia_bedelia_
He’s trying to weaponize how women can experience heart attacks differently than men?
That’s certainly a new one.
He unintentionally raises the point that women’s health needs to be better addressed with his “what if I’m mistaken for a woman and my symptoms are ignored” vibe.
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@SirCarlos_
@EAE19751
@VABVOX
No little girl dreams of being a constant servant.
If a man doesn’t pull his weight with housework and just expects his wife and daughter to clean up after him, he has no worth as a human being.
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@arjafi
@patriottakes
199,997.
Two of the remaining three were purchased by MTG & Bobert (even though she’ll need someone else to help with the “big words”).
The last one was purchased by Eric Trump, in an attempt to get his dad to realize he exists. It failed.
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@LilySimpson1312
Matt Walsh has, without a doubt, sexually harassed at least one teenage girl in the past few months.
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@SonyaDouglas
How do you not know who George Takei is? If you're going to make a post about someone, Google who they are before you vomit out nonsense.
He's certainly not white, nor is he straight.
He's a Japanese-American man who was detained in internment camps and is openly gay.
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@amycapetta
@NoLieWithBTC
It's easy.
Decent people: "The Clean Water Act will give us clean, potable water that won't kill us or the ecosystem."
Republicans: "Sounds kinda like wimpy socialism."
RichDude: "The Clean Water Act will cause me to have slightly less money"
Republicans: "UNACCEPTABLE!"
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@strawbrrysawyer
@risebodysoul
@murrinholi
@lai_lette
@Starbucks
I took two days off when we had to put our 12-yr-old cat to sleep in ‘20. My manager knew the cat was in declining health, & even though I asked at the last minute, she granted it instantly, saying “Pets are family”
I’m grateful to work in an awesome office.
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@ArdentSlacker
@eeberquist
@ReplySide
Imagine it being the 1992 and you have the urge to replay Mass Effect.
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@mishy0922
@THEPATRlARCHY
@SPickins48648
@ArcanePrepper
@TheCensoredRock
It’s hilarious how much he’s telling on himself. 😂
Good lord.
I’ve made women lose their sense of time with my tongue. This guy has them checking their watch.
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@sojourner619
@Jsul11235
@Parkerlawyer
Even if you’re not strapped for cash, being responsible is great! Nothing wrong with a entree and a drink. Not my problem if my friends keep ordering stuff.
If everyone had equal-ish meals, sure, splitting is fine. No need to get finicky over $5. But $60 is a bit difference.
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@knarme
@MMF294
@so_many_cows
@LilySimpson1312
It’s definitely sad.
A marriage failing because of someone transitioning doesn’t necessarily make the cis partner a bigot, but that partner’s reaction to it sure can.
Some of the loudest anti-trans voices seem to be “liberal” women. Take that book lady, for example. Ugh.
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@ejrosetta
@jnack
@AlexandraErin
*off.
If you’re going to ramble about language, use the right words, regardless of what time it is.
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@PlaneCrashGuy
@Dr_Abi_W
HR: "This is a required course. You have to take it."
You: "I created the course. I'm the instructor."
HR: "That's not an excuse for not taking the course. Talk to the instructor and set up a time to take it."
You: *chugs a bottle of Jameson*
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@Director412
@YGalanter
@theliamnissan
@davenewworld_2
That and heart disease. Jersey-dude should probably take his statins.
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@DrRJKavanagh
Cops should never be allowed to deny release of body cam footage. It doesn’t matter if it’s an incident like this, or it’s their daily patrol.
All footage should be available upon request.
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@plurality16
@patriottakes
Ok, Don Jr aside, if this were an unlockable weapon in a game I would 100% try to get it just because of how ridiculous it is.
That laser sight! 😂
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@feederofcats
I'm a 41-year-old man tearing up at how much healthier and happier he looks.
It may sound melodramatic, but it genuinely takes a special kind of person to care for cats the way you do.
We have our orange tabby because someone like you rescued a bedraggled street kitten.🙂
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@feederofcats
What brand of bed is that? We have an old boy who would likely benefit from one.
Cat tax photo.
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@TheHalfLizard
@angel_0f_deathx
Laws need to be made so it CAN be prosecuted.
I'd say a minimum 5 year prison sentence per image would be a start, plus a $250,000 fine.
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@feederofcats
Wonderful!
Now Lyft needs to pay all the vet bills for her, and replace the cat carrier.
Plus, consequences for the driver.
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@BTSMtweet
@ask_aubry
Be sure your daughter knows that if she’s threatened, she should do whatever it takes to make her feel safe in a bad situation.
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@LasTerrenasDR
@realmsnatalie
@MedievalMonkey
Nope! Sure, I’m white, but I’m not rich and definitely to the left of liberal.
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@ask_aubry
This isn’t hyperbole:
This person is a danger to others. Women mostly, but any decent person too.
No one owes anyone else sex, ever, no matter what. Married & in a dry spell? Sucks, but not owed.
As a baseline, everyone’s owed respect. Until like him, they show otherwise.
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@AliensAlready
@trekkiebill
No, it’s never been made for right-wingers, kiddo.
If you think it was made for people like you, you weren’t paying attention. Gene Roddenberry hated right-wingers.
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@MaisonBelle19
@AlayneAdelaide
@davenewworld_2
"Never point the gun at anything you don't intend to destroy." is another phrasing, but the same idea.
This covers *anything* be it animal, target, or human.
Another is "Always know your target and what’s behind it." Trooper Porkins here just whipped his pistol out.
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@PoppertheCat
@RaychelTania
@feederofcats
“I can see the chicken”
“Yes, Shambles. Those are your treats.”
“I can see the FLAVOR.”
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@MagnificoIX
@Acyn
She should be criticized on anything and everything she does. From her seditious tweets to the tiniest misstep of any kind, like in this video.
Never give her a moment's peace when it comes to the job she can't do.
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@kdnerak33
@JudiciaryGOP
Make no mistake: Republicans LOVE school shootings. Nothing turns them on more than kids getting blown away in a classroom.
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@Barclayb97
@kameidotrading
@Morbidful
It was just a Nazi. Any system that puts a kid in jail for removing an abusive Nazi father has failed.
At most the kid should have been charged with destruction of property for damaging the couch.
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@strawbrrysawyer
@risebodysoul
@murrinholi
@lai_lette
@Starbucks
And from a purely practical standpoint: what manager wants a grief-stricken employee who’d rather be anywhere else working?
Esp if the job involves machines and very hot water?
It guarantees a bad customer experience and is a potential safety hazard.
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@JoeWilliamsonTX
@trekkiebill
You mean the war where Sherman didn’t do nearly enough to the South?
The one where every Confederate officer should have been imprisoned for life?
That one?
No, they were the villains.
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@HUMBLEBILL
@aceplym
You are a convicted pedophile proudly supporting a pedo-stache in your profile pic. Hush.
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@Carina_Amyth
@ask_aubry
Exactly. Barring an actual disability, everyone should be able to sustain themselves.
You don’t have to be Gordon Ramsay or Marie Kondo. But at least be competent.
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@Barclayb97
@kameidotrading
@Morbidful
Shame. I’d have shaken the kid’s hand for his objectively good work.
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