Liam Nissan™
@theliamnissan
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What I have is a particular set of skills; skills that make me a nightmare for Nazi dickbags on the internet. I joke and drive a Nissan (parody)
Joined July 2021
I picked this Twitter name because I thought it would make people laugh, not because I expected it to confuse a vast subset of slack-jawed MAGA Republicans. I am not the actor Liam Neeson. Jesus you people are dumber than fucking landscaping rocks.
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"The foreigners come to our country and kill our animals"
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A man who cheated on his wife like it was an Olympic sport (when she found his detailed sex diary she committed suicide) is now in charge of America's mental healthcare. Great job chucklefucks.
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Voters of Iowa, you have an opportunity to do the funniest thing in the history of mankind
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Trump voters gotta be the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.
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"The price of eggs is a little high so I think I'll vote for American fascism." Said the complete dipshits.
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Remember when Elon Musk went on stage with Dave Chappelle and got booed so badly he locked himself in his office and his staff was almost ready to call the police because they were worried he'd hurt himself? Those were some good times.
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Hey if you're feeling down just remember that Andrew Tate lost his appeal and now faces 20 years in a Romanian prison.
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A man who cheated on his wife hundreds of times (when she found his detailed sex diary she committed suicide) is now in charge of America's mental health. Great job chucklefucks.
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Joe Biden has these disphits wearing garbage bags in public 🤣
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Call me a communist but I don't think your grandma's $1,100 social security check should be cut so that Elon Musk can explode another rocket.
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The official report says Matt Gaetz drugged and r@ped a child. Now watch all the MAGA Christians rally around him.
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Nissans are fast, BMWs are faster, but Teslas are definitely the fascist.
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Matt Gaetz paid young girls for "Being awesome and "Just because"
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Donald Trump will remove the United States from NATO, and Putin will continue to conquer Europe. Nice work you goddamn chucklefucks.
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They literally caught him with a bathtub full of stolen national security documents and it only cost him 3 million votes.
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First of all he's a defense contractor for the U.S. military you dipshit.
Can somebody explain to me why Elon Musk is not allowed to communicate with Vladimir Putin?.
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Trump was all like “If they can do this to me, they can do this to anyone.” which is exactly how laws are supposed to work you dipshit.
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I would like a Trump voter to explain to me why they wouldn't want tariff surcharges clearly displayed when they buy a product from Amazon.
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Elon has found zero fraud. He's found aid programs he doesn't agree with. He can go fuck himself.
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If by "thriving" you mean "absolutely infested with Nazis"
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Quick, everybody post Elon memes while he's still sleeping off last night's ketamine binge
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BREAKING NEWS: PRESIDENT TRUMP ANNOUNCES CALLING ELON MUSK "ADOLF TITLER" IS NOW CONSIDERED TERRORISM
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Wow I heard that since the assassination some American CEOs are "afraid to return to work after the holidays". Now you know how school children feel.
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Lauren Boebert calling for the abolishment of the Department of Education is like chlamydia speaking out about the dangers of antibiotics.
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Elon Musk didn't "donate" those Starlink kits to the Hurricane Helene victims. FEMA bought them with taxpayer money because Elon loves money a lot more than he loves people.
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Governor Hot Wheels? Spare me the fake outrage you silly fuckin rednecks
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They hate Mike Myers because he plays Elon so perfectly
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Donald Trump will never release the Epstein files because his name is all over them.
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Buying a Tesla is now a public endorsement of fascism.
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Do you guys remember that Human Trafficking bill and Matt Gaetz was the ONLY congressman to vote against it?.
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If you think he will ever leave office then you're dumber than a bucket of landscaping rocks
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I remember when Kyle Rittenhouse was found "not guilty" the MAGAts told us to trust and accept the verdict. Now it's time to follow your own advice you dumb fucking yokels.
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Good thing you disphits stayed home to protest instead of voting for Kamala.
Trump on Gaza: It has to be rebuilt in a different way… Gaza is interesting. It's a phenomenal location. On the sea. The best weather. Some beautiful things could be done with it.
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Schrodinger's Immigrant: A person who is simultaneously too lazy to work, but is also stealing your job.
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A South African billionaire wants to cut your social security payments.
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Holy crap you MAGAs are dumb, I am not the actor Liam Neeson.
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You dumb chucklefucks couldn't make Hunter Biden look any cooler of you tried
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They're firing anybody who could stop the coup.
BREAKING: CIA is reportedly planning its largest mass firing since 1977.
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So when a wildfire hits California it's divine intervention, but when a hurricane hits North Carolina it's Biden's Jewish space laser, got it disphits.
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OK guys I aimed this next hurricane directly at Mar-a-Lago
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Ope, found another gang member, better ship him to El Salvador
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I picked this Twitter name because I thought it would make people laugh, not because I expected it to confuse a vast subset of slack-jawed Republicans. I am not the actor Liam Neeson. Jesus you people are dumb as effing rocks.
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Elon Musk paid $250 million to help Trump win the swing states, then he went to Washington and signed a goverment contract worth twice that amount, and then he dismantled every single agency that was investigating his companies.
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Fun Fact: Jeffrey Epstein had fourteen different phone numbers for Donald Trump.
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So a white Republican boy shoots up Florida State University and all Kevin Sorbo wants to talk about is a girl who filmed the aftermath.
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Guess who's back?.Back again?.Nissan's back. Warn Putin.
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Donald absolutely 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 this portrait of him. You know what to do folks
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MAGA calls this "Freedom Freckles".Vaccinate your children
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Remember folks, podcaster Tim Pool was caught accepting 400k a month from the Russian intelligence services, claimed he didn't know, and now he's on the official White House press pool.
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Ask yourself why we never see Elon Musk criticize the Chinese government.
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If my kids gotta do mass shooter drills, your kids can handle Martin Luther King.
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Elon Musk, the Saudi royal family, and two Russian oligarchs bought Twitter to influence the American election and get Donald Trump back in office. It's really that simple folks.
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Listen kids, it's not that Elon can't find American workers to do high tech jobs, it's that he can't find American workers to do high tech jobs for pennies on the dollar.
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Ukraine's got grandmas throwing Molotov cocktails in Kyiv, and America's got Q-a-moms throwing hissy fits in Starbucks. If you call everything "tyranny" then the word becomes meaningless.
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ICE still hasn't given these American citizens their cell phones and money back
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Fact: Elon Musk has personally retweeted Tenet Media (Russian government propaganda) over 60 goddamn times since he made this declaration
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Can you believe he wears that outfit?!?
Kamala vows to be a communist dictator on day one. Can you believe she wears that outfit!?
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I've never been a bigger fan of Zelenskyy than I am now.
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