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Brandon Walker

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Free agent as of March 9, 2030.

Joined June 2012
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Brandon Walker
5 months
This is the greatest living American.
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5 years
In the last year or two, I’ve noticed every time you saw Kobe, he had his little girl with him. Teaching her, leading her. Forget about the player he was, that’s the kind of dad I want to be. Sorry for the serious tweet but I admired him for that a lot.
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3 months
Pick 6 in the Super Bowl, Mac McClung three-peats and we just took hockey from Canada. Generational run for the whites.
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8 months
If Mississippi State loses to Texas in football this week, I will eat a 22-ounce ribeye steak cooked medium rare with a baked potato covered in butter while drinking a moderately priced glass of red wine.
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8 months
College football is the best thing we have.
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8 months
Vanderbilt students are headed to Broadway with the goalposts
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Brandon Walker
5 months
I must say it is interesting that the fall of the SEC’s dominance, the fall of Alabama, and Georgia coming back to normal all happened as soon as every team could start legally paying players.
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10 months
It’s simply the most badass photo a man has ever taken.
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7 months
I’m all for tough coaching but this is embarrassing. Look how the other players react to this clown.
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3 months
Out of thin air the NHL created the most compelling sporting event in years. Every league should value its fans like that.
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2 years
Once a year, I will post the greatest cold open in TV history.
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6 months
This is very possible. 10-2 Ole Miss.10-2 Georgia.10-2 Tennessee .10-2 Texas .10-2 Texas A&M.10-2 LSU or Alabama. What the hell do we do then?.
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1 month
If his last name wasn’t Sanders, he wouldn’t be getting his number retired. That’s the whole point.
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NEW: Deion Sanders on Shedeur's jersey retirement:. “If his last name wasn’t Sanders, we wouldn’t have this discussion.”.
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4 months
Hey @POTUS please do something about touchdown-commercial-kickoff-commercial. This needs to end.
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7 months
None of these Tennessee fans have any idea how to smoke a cigar.
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4 months
Lakers didn’t even have to give up Bronny?!.
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3 years
This Eagles game is like when Madden randomly decides that you’re not winning this game no matter what you do.
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1 month
Rory McIlroy has four of the greatest shots of all time and three of the worst shots of all time in the past two hours.
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7 months
Kalen DeBoer destroying what Nick Saban built at Alabama in just 7 games is damn impressive.
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2 years
I love that Alabama’s entire argument was basically “but we’re Alabama” and they expected it to work.
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2 years
Mike Leach was 1-of-1. He was one of the best characters in sports and was an innovator that helped change football. In a world where coaches are corporate and mostly the same, he stood out because he was genuinely himself. This is a terrible day for college football.
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3 months
I need to fight a Canadian right now. Hopefully a small one.
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3 years
Now we get Big Ben in the playoffs instead of Justin Herbert. That fuckin’ sucks.
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3 months
Hockey might be the best sport of all time.
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6 months
Indiana made a loud statement today that they don’t belong in the playoff and the SEC spent the next eight hours saying “wanna bet?”.
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7 months
Kelce should just be able to kick this guy’s ass with no penalty. More people need their asses whipped.
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“Kelce how does it feel that your brother is a f****t for dating Taylor Swift?”. Jason Kelce proceeded to slam this kids phone on the ground. Looked like a Penn State student was getting in Kelce’s face for no reason. Wild scene in State College
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7 months
They bring in Mike Periera for every close call and the motherfucker never has any idea.
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5 years
My dad got caught buying weed today at the old folks home I put him in last week. So let’s have a fuckin’ weekend, everybody.
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3 years
It’s bullshit that SEC teams schedule cupcakes like Austin Peay, UMass and Tennessee in November.
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5 months
Also the general public can be pissed because the game sucked. But Alabama/Ole Miss/South Carolina fans gotta quiet down. All of you blew it by losing to shitty teams. That’s not Indiana’s fault. Don’t lose to Kentucky and Vanderbilt.
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1 year
Didn’t wanna say it earlier but one guy has been absolutely hogging the golf simulator for two days.
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1 year
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a fanbase act as embarrassingly stupid as Florida State fans the past 36 hours. Move on, guys. You can’t lose by 60 ever and then claim to be better than Michigan or Bama. Your team gave up that right by going out like cowards.
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3 years
That’s arguably a top 10 win in Saint Peters basketball history.
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5 months
Heard Tennessee fans have taken over the parking lots and roads leaving Ohio Stadium.
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6 months
Fox covering this postgame skirmish like a president got shot.
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1 year
Why the fuck was Oregon a 10-point favorite over an undefeated team that already beat them?.
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3 years
Brian Kelly went from Notre Dame to LSU and somehow it killed both programs. That’s impressive.
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4 months
Top 10 Heisman snubs of my life. 1 Peyton Manning, 1997.2 Ndamukong Suh, 2009.3 Ashton Jeanty, 2024.4 Larry Fitzgerald, 2003.5 Don McPherson, 1987.6 Vince Young, 2005.7 Tua Tagovailoa, 2018.8 Darren McFadden, 2006.9 Steve McNair, 1994.10 Marshall Faulk, 1992.
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2 years
Forget the Ole Miss stuff. Forget Sandra Bullock. If the allegations in this article are true, Sean and Leigh Ann Tuohy are two of the biggest pieces of shit in the world. They allegedly tricked Oher into thinking he was adopted, and he signed a conservatorship instead.
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Former NFL player Michael Oher, subject of "The Blind Side," petitioned a court Monday with allegations that Sean and Leigh Anne Tuohy never adopted him, instead tricking him into a signing a document making them his conservators and enriching themselves.
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1 year
Of course Caitlin Clark can be the GOAT of women’s college basketball without a championship. Those UConn players that act special because they joined 20 5-star players at a title factory are being ridiculous.
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2 years
That was one of the greatest sporting events of all-time. Top 5 immediately.
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3 years
Guys, it’s just football.
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10 months
Heart of a champion.
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9 months
Reminder: Florida fired a coach who won 30 games in his first three years to hire Billy Napier.
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2 years
This isn’t a Mississippi State thing to me, it’s a college football thing. Mike Leach is one of the most genuine guys in sports and CFB is better because of characters like him. This is the worst.
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3 years
No idea how far these went because the range is only 300 yards long.
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5 months
Barely warm take: Texas should take the next two weeks and install Arch Manning as its starting quarterback for the playoff.
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7 months
This is one of the damnedest things I’ve ever seen.
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2 years
When he was in high school I wondered if LeBron was overhyped. Watched his first NBA game and he’s been my favorite ever since. Plays the right way, never been in trouble, all-time scoring leader. Have no idea how y’all hate him.
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If Nico and his family are actually leaving Tennessee because of UT’s offense, it’s a good decision. Last year’s offense was slow and not explosive at all. Of course it was only that way because Tennessee had an inaccurate QB who couldn’t read defenses, but whatever.
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1 year
I don’t want to overreact but we might need to kick Texas A&M out of college football entirely.
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4 years
One of the most under-discussed things in college football right now is how Dabo has taken Clemson’s awesome entrance and made it all about himself. This is weird.
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1 year
Bad night to be a bottle of cheap whiskey in Alabama.
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1 year
DJ Burns has already been called for three first half fouls against Zach Edey.
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3 years
I’m gonna be out for a week or two. Still around on Twitter but my sister and I had to go home with my dad near the end. He passed away this morning. We’ll be back soon.
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5 years
I’m 40 and didn’t find the right place for me until the last 6 months of the decade. Fuck the noise. Be you and don’t let any clueless newspaper editors or absolute nobodies dictate your path. Now if you’ll excuse me I’m gonna keep taking over the fuckin world. Happy new year.
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The mistake CFB made was introducing super conferences. These 16-18 team leagues create situations where teams can avoid all good teams in a league and then we get a situation like Indiana, a mediocre team who got to pretend they were good. Make conferences the right size again.
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Apparently every spot on every green is where a former champion made a putt from decades ago.
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2 years
Uncle Phil saying “Geoffrey, break out Lucille,” is quite possibly my favorite TV moment of all time.
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11 months
Who is the linebackeriest linebacker to play college football? I said Brandon Spikes at Florida. Dude was intimidating as hell.
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I did not want this game to come down to targeting. But how was that not targeting?.
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2 years
Remember the comedies of the 2000s?. Step Brothers.Anchorman.Wedding Crashers. Superbad .Old School.The 40 Year Old Virgin.The Hangover.Forgetting Sarah Marshall.Zoolander .Tropic Thunder.Knocked Up.Meet the Parents.I Love You Man.Best in Show. Sure I’m missing some. What a time.
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6 months
Ole Miss paid $20 million for a roster that lost to Kentucky and Billy Napier.
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2 years
Mississippi State has a freshman pitcher that throws 95 righty and 91 lefty. That shit is crazy. I have no other comment.
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6 months
“We are going to let them walk in here as 19 point underdogs and treat us like bitches but we are not letting them plant a flag.” - former Ohio State coach Ryan Day.
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Ryan Day on the postgame fight: "I don’t know all the details, but I know these guys were looking to put a flag on our field and we’re not going to let that happen.”.
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3 years
Is this the peak of college football right here?. I think it might be. It’s before Alabama took sport by throat, it was still a national game. We haven’t gotten close to this star power since.
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9 months
This NBC sideline reporter just asked the Northern Illinois coach “where is this emotion coming from?” As he stands on the field in South Bend after beating a top 5 team.
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4 months
Start your Tuesday like this.
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5 years
Mississippi, I love you. Change the damn flag. It’s an embarrassment and it sets our state back years. Flying a flag that represents hatred toward nearly half our population is incredibly dumb and change is long overdue. Mississippi, change the state flag.
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4 months
I personally believe that if your rival wins the national championship the year after your team wins, it cancels yours out. Basically means it never happened.
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@Algo_bama As you show us a video that’s not even close to the same thing.
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5 years
This will be handled calmly and maturely.
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HBO Sports president Peter Nelson is out, amidst a wider restructuring of that division
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Ok I’ll say it: They botched that. John Cena’s 17th title win and Cody’s year-long reign just can’t end with the interference of a 140-pound rapper. Somebody at some point had to fucking point out that was a bad idea. Awful choice.
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1 year
This is a disaster.
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2 months
Here. Forever.
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5 months
Reminder: Kirby Smart should be in jail.
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1 year
It’s important to note that this is not the Florida State team that would’ve been playing in the Playoff. That team would’ve also gotten its ass kicked. But it’s still important to note.
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This 8-team playoff starting in a couple weeks is gonna be great.
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@NarcissisticReb Oh fuck you. Guy lives a dream of doing this with his kids.
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Florida State didn’t miss the playoff because it lost its quarterback. It missed the playoff because as soon as it lost the quarterback, they looked like a junior high offense. Georgia might be better without Beck.
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2 years
I’ll say it: Outside of Georgia, the SEC is average as hell.
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Dude who’s 5-foot-4 and adopts a dog every other week for internet attention is talking about an inferiority complex.
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Just arrived in Oxford. Holy shit it's AWESOME! Now I totally understand @BFW inferiority complex with Ole Miss. Ill never make fun of him again.
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2 years
Hendon Hooker being the best player in America for two-thirds of the season and not even getting invited to NYC is crazy. What even is this award anymore?.
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3 years
Any engagement that starts with a kiss through two masks will end in divorce. Guaranteed.
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3 years
Never forget that Darren McFadden is one of the best CFB players of the last 20 years. Wildly underrated. College football is coming.
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6 months
Five teams that lost the weekend . 1 Ohio St.2 Ryan Day - maybe most embarrassing loss I’ve ever seen.3 Gus Johnson and Joel Klatt - they covered that postgame scrum like Chernobyl was happening in front of them.4 Miami.5 Clemson.
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2 years
So Joe Burrow really is just the baddest motherfucker in the league.
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6 months
Ohio State waited until the game was over to show any fight at all. Pathetic.
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9 months
Now just hold on a second. Apparently Michigan absolutely stinks?. Wonder what changed from last year?.
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1 year
Top 6 Toby Keith songs . 1) Should’ve Been a Cowboy.2) How Do You Like Me Now?.3) I Wanna Talk About Me.4) Courtesy of the Red, White & Blue.5) Who’s That Man?.6) Beer for My Horses. Could’ve done a top 30. Legend.
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2 years
If North Carolina and Michigan think they’re too good for the NIT, they probably should’ve won enough games to be too good for the NIT.
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5 months
Listen, ABC/ESPN, since Carson Beck is out with injury, stop showing him so much on the sideline. His face is bothersome.
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2 years
Auburn boosters spent last offseason fabricating an affair to fire their head coach on moral high ground and then promptly hired a coach busted for hookers.
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8 months
This sucks.
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4 years
His girl is the mvp here. He makes the FG and she doesn’t even consider celebrating with anybody. Composes herself, scales the wall and goes to find 47.
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Seth Small’s family watching him kick the game winning FG yesterday is truly amazing stuff. What a sport.
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9 months
Brian Kelly is the least fun coach in America and he’s at the most fun program. Get somebody else.
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2 years
NFL just fucked itself out of an all-time classic.
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Curt Cignetti punted in plus territory down 17 with 10:41 left in a playoff game. Get this fraud out of here.
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1 year
It has begun.
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