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The beginning of the Edelman era and belichick putting Wes Welker in a body bag 😂😂
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Tom Brady has now tied both Drew Brees and Aaron Rodgers with 1 NFC championship
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Today is Jimmy Hayes funeral in Dorchester. Stick taps across the city
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Barstool received over 1.1 BILLION media impressions from yesterday's union fiasco. Thats over $22 million worth of free media at a $20 CPM
@barstoolsports
gained more Twitter followers yesterday than any other day this year. Topping ejection from Super Bowl day
@stoolpresidente
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First time I met Gronk was at his house in Tampa the night before a blackout party. First words he said to me was “hey man good meeting you come funnel this”. He set the tone on and off the field.
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Dan has 50k ppl watching him play a 6 year old video game. The
#1
stream on twitch. We got Portnoy running plays that would make the kardashians blush. You are watching Jordan & Pippen in their prime
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Caleb is nowhere but everywhere all at the same time.
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This was an email sent to the Chernin people this week from one of the guys at Headstrong. It’s in
@katebarstool
blog but I wanted to share it here because stoolies get shit on a lot and ppl should know how much impact the money that they donated has...
#viva
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Outdoor dining in November feels like drinking in the woods in high school.
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One time years ago gronk dropped me off at my boston place. He stopped for gas for his truck. Stopped pumping it at 69.69. Tapped on the window to make sure I saw it and did his gronk laugh. Good times.
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Over the last 30 days on
@Twitter
more people have interacted with
@barstoolsports
than
@espn
and they have 30.5mil more followers
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You
@MichaelRapaport
wanna talk shit about people who call themselves stoolies? Aka the people who make this company what it is? How bout you nut up and fight me
@roughnrowdy
. Full drug testing is fine.
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Erika took me to a Sports & Media discussion today. Bunch of league and media execs. Rob Manfred, Pres of Nascar and Pres of Pro Fight League etc. Very informative.
Also found it interesting that the only woman there was a the CEO from misogynistic Barstool
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Mr and Mrs Lockwood about to take out their aggression
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This asshole getting a tweet from Tom after being a fan of him for 6 months is a joke
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Dan figuring out where these guys sat, buying the two tickets next to him, and having me film them with a cell phone is how old barstool had to do it. No logistics team. No prod team. No social team. Dan just gets it done. Magical all time moment.
This week in December 2015
@BarstoolBigCat
was in Detroit to watch the Lions play the Packers with Superfan & Detroit Don. The result was a HOF
@barstoolsports
moment.
#MustWatch
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I need a statue of Belichick and Brady at each end of Gillette stadium at this size and scale
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I don’t know how we ever got it twisted
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I’m saving this for when ESPN tells me Mac Jones and Belichick hate each other in a few years
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2nd time we hung out Feits & I met him in North End to watch MNF. He offered to drop me off after. He stopped for gas on the way. He got out to pump it & after a few min I hear him pounding on the glass. He was pointing at the gas pump laughing. It read 69.69
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Taylor Lewan is about to get bull rushed like hes never seen before.
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Bad news for the golf sim!
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Maga twitter reacting to Dave’s opinion on the Roe vs Wade ruling
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HBO Sports president Peter Nelson is out, amidst a wider restructuring of that division
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President George W* Bush, Barstool Sports commenter
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You got this bro
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When you started at Barstool in Milton vs When you started at Barstool in NYC
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Dave Portnoy:
I made one of my employees cry like a baby on today’s show. Honestly, it felt good.
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What happens to Barstool Chicago if Mac Jones is Mahomes and Justin Fields is Trubisky? These are the things that keep me up at night
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HEADLINE: Florida man walks into Publix naked and jerks off all over the sandwich aisle
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Stoolies vs Union workers vs Blue Checkmarks vs MAGA Twitter vs The Libs
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I just went and looked to see if this applied to our company and realized
@holy_schnitt
received more retweet’s last month than
@PFTCommenter
and
@stoolpresidente
combined. She was 2nd only to
@BarstoolBigCat
in total RTs but Dan did tweet 700 more times
Accounts run by men receive roughly double the retweets of those run by women. Even online, we are talked for and talked over. Even online, men’s voices carry twice as much worth. It matters. When you see women writing about things that interest you, retweet us. It’s that simple.
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All Biz Pete just had to present his 2021 goals to our business team and right on cue his internet kept cutting in and out. It was beautiful. Poetic.
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WTF now I gotta go get my boy Hank something to cheer him up
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About a week ago my good friend and boss
@stoolpresidente
invited me on a trip of a lifetime to St Barts. We leave tomorrow AM. Or should I say they leave tomorrow morning cuz I just realized my passport is expired.
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1M win for Portnoy, LegenJerry Ace, 100 walk for Tank…what’s next in 2024?
100 days ago
@MattPiperJenks
took
@NjTank99
on his first walk
Today is Walk Number ONE HUNDRED.
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Barstool has just surpassed 100 million followers in our social network. The haters...for which there are many...are outnumbered... by a lot
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I've been working for Dave for 15 years and I don't think I have seen him execute a more perfect troll job than what is taking place right now on twitter dot com.
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I think Hanks story at Barstool is one of the coolest things I've seen. We've had a lot of "holy shit" moments but I can't imagine ever thinking back in the Milton days that someday one of us would be on Arod's private jet heading out to do some content
#Viva
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We had a 3 hour meeting today. We lost Frank half way through it . He will be missed.
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So great watching all NYC restaurants build “outdoor dining” areas that are just essentially indoor enclosed structures but placed outside. Chess vs Checkers.
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What is Barstool Sports? Probably one of the most difficult questions I get asked tbh. Its like if WWE, Howard Stern, ESPN, MTV Real World, and SNL had an internet baby and that baby had a diehard fan base that matched the rabidness and insanity of a european soccer hooligan.
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Imagine if Cam acted like this? He’d get crucified.
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I’m in tears thinking about Hank going through the wall on his way up to the work bench
#SmoothOperator
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Just saw Rico in the office and asked how he was..He said "I got 1 more day left in my contract. so who knows..just know if I don't see you..you have been fair. you run a team of skells but you have been fair". Feels like this might truly be the end.
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Holy shit. A lost video has been found. A stoolie had this saved for years. Internet stays undefeated
@stoolpresidente
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HAHAHHAHAHAHHA
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Load up the choppers like it's December thirty first
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This is dogshit. No one has supported that island like Dave. Ask every single business owner out there. Nantucket magazine should not have to apologize to anyone.
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When you miss the Jenners boat but end up going the Kim K route
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Pizza shops having a operating procedure in place for when the pizza man comes in is very savvy business. Can literally make you thousands and thousand of dollars
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Ppl across the country reacting like their team just won the Super Bowl is what humanity needs more of
#ThankYouJerry
@BarstoolBigCat
Ring Camera caught my live reaction. I’d imagine 90K people did the same thing 😂😂😂
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I expect Robert Kraft to release a statement on Hank. Not remotely kidding.
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Dave gets asked to be featured on Nantucket magazine.
Dave is honored and happy. Life is good.
Few ppl get mad he’s on the cover
Magazine bends over to appease these ppl.
Dave responds.
Internet responds
Dave bad guy. Barstool bad.
Circle of life.
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“Is that your mom?”
“No it’s my fiancé”
West Virginia stays goated
@roughnrowdy
@martymush
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So here is the beauty of Portnoy as a boss....My grandfather passed away today (old age) and all I can think about is how Dave’s gonna say “it’s just interesting that you have to be up in Boston during the playoffs”
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Teams playing for a championship:
2001 Patriots
2003 Patriots
2004 Patriots
2004 Red Sox
2007 Patriots
2007 Red Sox
2008 Celtics
2010 Celtics
2011 Bruins
2011 Patriots
2013 Bruins
2013 Red Sox
2014 Patriots
2016 Patriots
2017 Patriots
2018 Red Sox
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We just had a company content meeting led by Dave.
It devolved into Tiko taking shots at Nate. What a league.
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Portnoy and Big Cat have the internet in a figure four leg lock during quarantine
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Listen if Portnoy hits the rim the video is a fart in the wind. No one cares. Him going full 50 cent first pitch with his attempts has led to 6M+ views. Guy really is a slave to content even if it makes him look “bad”. Master of his craft.
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I’m officially nervous about Penn
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It’s like watching Picasso paint
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