Tucker Undale - Private Eye
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Country. Librul. Expurt speller. Respect existence or expect resistance. Be truthful. Not neutral. Real eyes realize real lies.
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@MelissainJax
@TIAABankField
@Jaguars
@wwbrown19
@JAXTDY
Beanie Babies lasted longer than the Confederacy.
Get over it.
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So many white, Maga, Musk groupies using the phrase "Bye Felicia" today.. who probably don't even know where it originated.
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"FBI INVOLVED" is trending because of some Veritas nonsense.
We don't need any breaking news stories to know what happened on 1/6.
We can watch it. The entire day. From many perspectives. All filmed by the fake patriot insurrectionists themselves.
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@Mayk48698689
@PrettyAverageG
@Elisabe99564178
@happywithjobs
Imagine your own picture is so goofy you gotta turn it sideways hoping people notice less.
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@waltermasterson
This is all that is needed. It should be shown in it's entirety in history classes.
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@asdindiana
@nytimesworld
Jesus jumping Christ on a rusty pogo stick Karen.. just keep fking scrolling then.
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Every time Donald Trump Jr does cocaine.. Matt Gaetz inadvertently wanders into the room.
Something about the combination of Junior and High.
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@FreeGirlNowNYC
@sharkfinnies
@TexasGOP
This is the first time I've used this meme in a non negative way 😂 well done
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Aaron Fraudgers relies on ivermectin for his natural immunity to Super Bowl appearances.
#lovetoseeit
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@fake_living
Hmm. I may use that even though I'm a non believer.
Sounds better than "prison".
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I thought the "Michelle Obama Trail" trend actually said TRIAL.
I was like.. what do those soft skulled Qanon weirdos have trending now.
Instead it's Republicans whining about a hiking trail being "woke".
They get dumber by the day.
Should call it the Trail of MAGA Tears.
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Also for those that don't know the origin of it..
It's from the book of Psalms. When Jesus and King Moses are deep in conversation while sitting in a gazebo. The Apostle Felicia announces she's heading to market to purchase some asparagus and cheese.
They bid her adieu.
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@dom_lucre
Nobody claimed that was real. You posted that first image as if it were some kind of proof that Trump hangs out in the "hood".
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@TiaNakole
@seangarrette
Stealing.. I can imagine so many situations this expression will come in handy.
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@tarastrong
@catturd2
Also.. have you seen one meltdown? Lol
I'm seeing more meltdown from these conservatives over "celebrities" not wanting a checkmark than from celebs not having it.
🤦♂️
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@0227_282
@FightHaven
As a white dude.. the words cracker & whitey etc have zero power over me because there is no history of hate & racism built into them over centuries. They are actually kind of funny.
A white person using the N word.. especially in hate.. is heavier than any name for us. By far.
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@ElyKreimendahl
Can you explain the 8 1/2 year gap in your resume?
-Prison.
Haha.. seriousl..
-PRISON.
Oh.. um.. well.. it was nice to..
- You literally get a tax break for hiring me.
Welcome aboard!
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@TooGooden17
@US_Stormwatch
@BradHabuda
Video.. in a print article..
Maybe I'm being too literal with the terminology
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@MylinkaKatia
@withinthewire
@THECRYPTIDKING
@OKWildlifeDept
That's when you call in an expert team of assassins
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@RonaldH36590739
@Akon
"THEY ARE GONNA TRACK US WITH NANOBOTS!!!"
Posted from an Android with GPS tracking.
Lawd. 🤦
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@SouthlandPost
How'd that dude do time.. and not know if you call someone a snitch you'd better:
1. Be able to prove it
2. Be ready to fight
I saw guys wait 4 years to get paperwork back on a snitch.. before they finally had someone poke him a few times.
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@fake_living
Oh man.. 55 likes..
First and foremost I'd like to thank my poor life choices.. without which none of this would be possible.
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@HTaco21
@andr5452
@pyronimbi
@_rachel_cara
@julespdx2
@CaterinaCatK
@megan_e_riley
We call em feet in the south
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@ungodlywanda
I never thought I'd find myself defending Cena.. but he was excellent in Peacemaker.
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@ada_lluch
@Cobratate
@TateTheTalisman
Rape isn't about sex.. it's about power..
And this is one of the most disgusting takes I've seen you have yet.
Horrible human. Typical Christian.
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@dom_lucre
Leaked image of Dom's first album cover.
The first single released called "2 Midget 2 Quit" was 🔥
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#NewJobsForAmberHeard
Not gonna lie.. she'd probably make a killing on OnlyFans. Also.. selling farts in jars.
She needs to jump on the merch stuff fast though. Little golden poo keychains etc
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@Mstiffevans
@SaycheeseDGTL
Oh lawd. Church folk already tryin to cope.
Also.. I'm not sure you understand how to use the word "digress".
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@DivyaFindsYou
@spectatorindex
It's normal arresting criminals.
They don't care where they used to work.
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@WesSteinberg
What you aren't reporting is the disabled fan ran it back 70 yards for a pick 6.
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@TedNugent
Aren't you that pedophile who sang about not caring if a girl was 13?
Yeah. That's you.
Chomo.
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Why people vote for candidates like:
#LaurenBoebert
#MarjorieTaylorGreene
#HerschelWalker
And so many more...
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@ada_lluch
@0liviajulianna
This is why you get hate.
So stop crying about it.
You put nothing but hate out in the world.. then hate comes back on you.
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@yashar
You already know they are going to call this a hit job because he was "speaking truth to power" or was "over the target". 🤦♂️
Their reactions are as predictable as their heroes actions.
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@LondiF
@JohannaAuterson
@washingtonpost
This might help these stupid people grasp the concept of masks and how they work.
Won't get my hopes up though. They seem to choose ignorance.
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I was not expecting this post to be doing what it's doing.. but the triggered weirdos in the comments are making the notifications worth it.
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@e__428
Hell is a dry heat though. No direct sunlight. Probably tolerable.
Heaven on the other hand has Christians.
Gimmie that fire.
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Click on Marge Simpson trending.
Get Kanye and Kim Kardashian garbage.
F U Twitter.
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@kim88698340
@katiedimartin
The pledge of allegiance was already changed in 1954 to force 'under god' into it.
Where is your level of outrage over that change of "history"?
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@PopCrave
Why is this even a news story. Who cares about this foolishness when gas prices are so high and a war going on in Ukraine. This celebrity obsession stuff has to sto.. and there's a drive into deep left field by Jojo Siwa and that'll be a home run! That'll make it 4-0 ballgame.
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@WUTangKids
@PaulLeeDicks
I dunno if I'm supposed to be laughing at this or jerking off to it.
I'M KIDDING!! I know which..
*zip*
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@KeithOlbermann
@NickAdamsinUSA
People gotta stop biting at this guys bait. He loves the outrage he creates with his obvious lies.
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@MollyJongFast
@CawthornforNC
Can you imagine this dummys signature on the Declaration of Independence?
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@goated_5
@UGHBARBlE
-someone who doesn't get jokes even with a picture of a dog giving side-eye
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@bhennrich
@HamillHimself
@HamillHimself
is a living Saint
He does more good with a single tweet than an entire house of representatives does in an entire session
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@PrinceAmukamara
I can't believe you would post something like this that gives ammunition to racist people to post hateful things and you are just feeding into the white supremeci ...and there's a long fly ball into deep left field by Castellanos for a home run. That'll make it a 4-0 ball game.
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I feel like I missed an opportunity to say something like "Gaetz just can't resist Junior High"
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@HouseGOP
@RepStefanik
@SpeakerPelosi
If only you'd had some kind of opportunity to have a bipartisan investigation.. maybe a vote or something.
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If I ever get in a situation where I think I might be charged for a crime.. I'm just going to say, "No. No. No. I'm running for president in the next election." Then the FBI and Justice Dept will be conflicted as to whether or not to charge me.
Or does this only work for Trump..
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Just here to ruin Easter for the Maga folk.
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@JoeyMannarinoUS
Name one high crime or misdemeanor Biden has committed while in office.
I'll wait.
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@Variety
No way he's never used it being from that area. My friend is born & raised in Mass. & she said the F word & R word flow like water up there. I grew up in the 80s/90s.. they were words all kids used not understanding their harm. Use them now tho? You are trying to hurt someone.
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@RAQUELROMAN4
It's what Republicans do.. inherit a good economy.. destroy it with conservative policies.. blame the democratic successor and accuse them of not fixing it fast enough.
It's a cycle that continously repeats.
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This is brilliant. We should see this kind of thing more often.
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@4ndroid55
@AdeldMeyer
@elonmusk
Clearly you are unable to see the large arrow, sir. It points to us. That's how science works. Scientifically.
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Boebert is about to lose?
Does this mean the video I've replied to her with many many times is about to come true??
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@dkheesch
Oh but I do.. and I'm always curious as to why yall get so upset when we want to remove statues that you say WE are responsible for. 🤔
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@dom_lucre
Has she ever denied this? No.
After the death of her father in 2008, her mom & gma moved to FL due to financial hardship.
After college, she moved back to the Bronx & was bartender & waitress to help her mom (house cleaner & school bus driver) fight foreclosure of their home.
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@UGHBARBlE
I think it's utterly disgusting to dress up like this and blatantly mock albino people.
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Making my first ever meatloaf.. only took 46 years.
Feel like Tom Hanks making fire in Castaway.
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@HalfwayPost
He has a bit of an accent.. I believe he actually said he has bedwet over 300 linens.
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@GrahamAllen_1
@erinhahn_author
I trust teachers to make those choices over a... *checks* podcaster.
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@johnrich
You spend all this time worrying about what other people are doing.. all the while neglecting and ignoring your daughter
@MileyCyrus
and basically just acting jealous ever since her breakthrough hit 'Shake it Off' topped the charts in 1992.
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@kirstiealley
Kirstie: I dunno what's real or fake
Also Kirstie: I'm cool with Xenu, the dictator of the "Galactic Confederacy" who brought billions of his people to Earth in DC-8-like spacecraft 75 million years ago, stacked them around volcanoes, and killed them with hydrogen bombs.
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@waltermasterson
These are the videos
@TuckerCarlson
@seanhannity
@laurenboebert
@JackPosobiec
and all the other 1/6 apologists can't escape. No matter how hard they try.
Put this everywhere.
Give them nowhere to hide.
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@notcapnamerica
Pretty sure that's the best thing I'll see all day.
That was an awesome ice cream truck song remix lol
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@RonSuresha
@MrGeorgeWallace
@pattonoswalt
@chrisrock
Pretty sure most deaf folks can express displeasure at something they don't like without your help or assumptions.
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