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Dadaist graffiti news. Halfway true comedy and satire by @DashMacIntyre. I don't report the facts, I improve them. Comedy is cathartic in fascist eras like ours
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BREAKING: A 6th grader on a White House tour today reportedly asked Trump, "You're just going to incite chaos with ICE to try and distract everyone from how your tariffs aren't working, you can't get any trade deals, and the Epstein cover-up makes you look terrible, aren't you?"
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BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly threatening that if he doesn’t get the Nobel Peace Prize this year he’ll quit trying to end the wars in Ukraine and Gaza.
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Exactly. Democrats are out here grading essays while Republicans are burning the school down.
LISTEN UP DEMS: We are too risk averse, and too finger waggy. It’s time to stop eating each other alive with purity tests, and it’s time to unite our strongest soldiers to push our message.
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BREAKING: Donald Trump claims this is “Joe Biden’s shutdown.”
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BREAKING: A company that makes Stephen Miller Halloween costumes just sold out in one day because of how creepy he is.
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BREAKING: A rural hospital in California is handing out MAGA hats to every patient who loses their healthcare coverage because of GOP budget cuts.
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BREAKING: Stephen Miller is reportedly worried Trump will stroke out and resign before he gets to do any medical testing in their concentration camps.
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BREAKING: Pete Hegseth shared with all the generals an AI video of Donald Trump demonstrating the military fitness standards doing pushups, pull ups, and burpee squat jumps.
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Flashback to Trump's lame duck era following his election loss to Joe Biden when he incited a coup attempt. https://t.co/ZvMS6ieyM9
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As Donald Trump gets more fascist, take a walk down memory lane to see where his political egomania went off the rails.
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BREAKING: A petition asking Stephen Miller’s wife to never describe their sex life ever again now has 136 million signatures.
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BREAKING: Pete Hegseth is reportedly going to record at his all-hands meeting with every general and admiral who wears fun military-themed socks and who doesn't.
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BREAKING: War Department officials reportedly keep giving Pete Hegseth water bottles filled with tequila and vodka hoping he relapses and goes on a bender that forces Trump to fire him.
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BREAKING: Democrats are reportedly offering Donald Trump a deal where, if he makes JD Vance resign and then appoints Kamala Harris as his VP before resigning himself, they won’t release the Epstein Files.
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BREAKING: Several D.C.-based artists are reportedly displaying dozens of small statues and graffiti depictions of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein holding hands all over the National Mall.
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The most annoying Christians are still here... https://t.co/6k6tTlKuK8
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BREAKING: Gay dating apps reportedly surged all day yesterday from Christians who were trying to get in one more gay hookup before the Rapture.
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BREAKING: Thousands of protesters are reportedly calling their local Sinclair and Nextstar affiliates to play out loud the sound of gay pornography, Obama’s speeches, and the First Amendment read aloud.
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Comedy is cathartic in fascist eras such as ours. Subscribe to my Substack and get my comedy and satire sent right to your inbox: https://t.co/OGWcA1F4pk
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Good for Charlie's legacy https://t.co/bE04LoxO0W
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