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Stream my newest special WORST DADDY IN THE WORLD at https://t.co/INFw3ATOEP. Subscribe to my new podcast at https://t.co/Cf1GByCX76

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My thoughts on the Riyadh Comedy Festival. https://t.co/yRSj3GjwDt
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Go see one of my favorite up and coming comedians @karlimarulli! Seriously. Go see her. https://t.co/GYdmO5iyCN
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@davidcrosss
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I’m going to be sending out regular updates about stuff going on. And all of the sudden there is a LOT of stuff going on. So if you have any interest, please sign up here https://t.co/NppsixFno5. If you don’t have interest then I'll see you in hell. Love, david
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6 months
Multi Talented Bon Vivant Paul Effin Tomkins (@PFTompkins) drops by @swopod to discuss sort-of-silent movies https://t.co/rwCPnzUw6n
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6 months
The brilliant @sammorril drops by @swopod to tell us all about...well, you'll see me I don't want to spoil the surprise.
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6 months
What would the founding fathers say today exactly?
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6 months
The totally swole @ChrisGethard drops by @swopod to let us in on his secret to getting so ripped! Also don't forget to check my website for latest tour news! https://t.co/0O5uw0j8yt
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6 months
Pulitzer and Tony Award winning genius Michael R Jackson (the "R' is important) stops by @swopod to confess to brutal crimes! https://t.co/RnvoGHB1Ma
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7 months
Annaleigh Ashford refuses to drink her own breast milk! Crazy right? https://t.co/V2HrC0HjJV
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7 months
"Raging alcoholic" @nickthune drops by @swopod to tell us about being a raging alcoholic and where raging alcoholics like to pee! https://t.co/PZwmtLMIMC
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7 months
I'll be in Jersey City at White Eagle Hall on July 11. Don't miss it! https://t.co/x5MxskHoLW
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8 months
Is he big-boned or just fat? @IanKarmel drops by @swopod to teach us all a little sumpin, sumpin https://t.co/zsF43VWJIb
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8 months
The End of The Beginning of the End is… never ending?? Tickets on sale NOW for Red Bank, Jersey City, Beaver Creak, Fayetteville, Hampton Bays, and Woodstock at https://t.co/lWUSvclr6m
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8 months
Comedian/Actor/ AND Storyteller (WTF?!) @GianmarcoSoresi drops by @swopod to explain why that's not good. https://t.co/qo2QkVueGC
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@davidcrosss
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8 months
Summer tour dates just added by popular demand! Tickets on-sale Friday at https://t.co/lWUSvclr6m
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What kind of liquor do you give an infant pre flight? Join @findingnimesh and I on @swopod to find out! https://t.co/QcZlWL1gp8
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9 months
The effervescent Kristen Schaal pops into @swopod to misremember her not award-winning film career  https://t.co/z4bWOWAulr
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Jon Glaser drops by @swopod to talk about the horrors of being a father and also late career Yes videos. Sometimes at the same time! https://t.co/y64ELwya9V
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@davidcrosss
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9 months
Who’s coming out to the shows in May? Don’t miss out! Grab your tickets at https://t.co/Bdea8sC3yp
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