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Stream my newest special WORST DADDY IN THE WORLD at https://t.co/nDD8NpUZjy. Subscribe to my new podcast at https://t.co/Cf1GByCX76

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Joined December 2015
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Multi Talented Bon Vivant Paul Effin Tomkins (@PFTompkins) drops by @swopod to discuss sort-of-silent movies.
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The brilliant @sammorril drops by @swopod to tell us all about. well, you'll see me I don't want to spoil the surprise.
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What would the founding fathers say today exactly?
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The totally swole @ChrisGethard drops by @swopod to let us in on his secret to getting so ripped!. Also don't forget to check my website for latest tour news!.
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Pulitzer and Tony Award winning genius Michael R Jackson (the "R' is important) stops by @swopod to confess to brutal crimes!.
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Annaleigh Ashford refuses to drink her own breast milk! Crazy right?.
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"Raging alcoholic" @nickthune drops by @swopod to tell us about being a raging alcoholic and where raging alcoholics like to pee!.
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I'll be in Jersey City at White Eagle Hall on July 11. Don't miss it! .
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Is he big-boned or just fat? @IanKarmel drops by @swopod to teach us all a little sumpin, sumpin.
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The End of The Beginning of the End is… never ending??. Tickets on sale NOW for Red Bank, Jersey City, Beaver Creak, Fayetteville, Hampton Bays, and Woodstock at
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Comedian/Actor/ AND Storyteller (WTF?!) @GianmarcoSoresi drops by @swopod to explain why that's not good.
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Summer tour dates just added by popular demand! Tickets on-sale Friday at
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What kind of liquor do you give an infant pre flight? Join @findingnimesh and I on @swopod to find out!.
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The effervescent Kristen Schaal pops into @swopod to misremember her not award-winning film career .
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Jon Glaser drops by @swopod to talk about the horrors of being a father and also late career Yes videos. Sometimes at the same time!.
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Who’s coming out to the shows in May? Don’t miss out! Grab your tickets at
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The other love of my life, Brian Posehn, drops by @swopod to talk about the multitude of Brian Posehn dopplegangers and what that word means.
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Stephen Colbert pops by @swopod to tell us about how rich we aren't.
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Dr. Stephen Colbert stops by @swopod to make an old time diagnoses.
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