George Wallace
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The Official George Wallace Twitter. Trying to serve it up with hot sauce for you. God bless.
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Not much pisses me off more than those assholes pretending to revere John Lewis while working every day to undo his legacy and disenfranchise his people. Kiss my ass.
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I'll bring voters all the damn water I want. I'm gonna have a cart out there like a motherfletchin' flight attendant. Mineral water. Spring water. Smart Water. Vitamin water. Holy water. Muddy Waters. All the waters! Jim Crow can kiss my black ass!
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4,634 people died of Covid in China. Total. We're at 177,000 and climbing. Don't call it the "China virus". This shit is the "Trump Mumps".
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That little baby grew up believing in goodness and justice and standing up to hate. Heather Heyer. Say her name.
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If those assholes looked like me they woulda been dead three times over before they got a mile from a Capitol balcony.
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Yo' momma's so stupid she dismantled the pandemic response team in April of 2018.
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Damn guuuurl, is your ass declassified? 'Cause I was just thinkin' about it.
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Ask not what your country can do for you
Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall.
My daughter Ivanka has been treated so unfairly by Nordstrom
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Any recommendations for countries I should visit in Mexico?
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👏STOP👏PUTTING👏15👏HONEYDEW👏 CHUNKS👏 IN 👏 MY 👏 DAMN 👏 FRUIT 👏CUP 👏AIN'T 👏NO 👏ONE👏 LIKES 👏THAT👏 SHIT!👏
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Hey secret police, if you EVER kidnap me and throw me in a rental van I will shit so bad inside that van. I hope your unconstitutional asses are ready to pay $1,700 to get my grown man feces outta that Chrysler Pacifica and whatnot.
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Don't tell my ass to "stick to comedy" if you're a plumber still tweetin' about Benghazi twelve times a day. Why don't you stick to shit, my dude!?
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I'll straight up wear Vans in a car and listen to The Cars in a van I really don't give a shit anymore.
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👏 ARE 👏 Y'ALL 👏 SEEING 👏 THIS 👏 CROOKED 👏 ASS 👏 SHIT 👏 VOTE 👏 FOR 👏 THE 👏 NOMINEE 👏 I 👏 DON'T 👏 CARE 👏 IF 👏 IT'S 👏 CAPTAIN 👏 DAMN 👏 CRUNCH 👏
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Who is that little white girl with the braids runnin' around savin' the world and whatnot I like that little white girl with the braids put her in charge of errrrrythang you go little white girl with the braids!
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Yo' momma's so stupid she installed a dictator thinkin' she was drainin' some damn swamp.
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Yo' momma's so stupid she thinks an innocent man would falsify records, try to fire investigators, dangle pardons and tamper with witnesses while it rains indictments on everyone around his guilty ass.
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So sick of the hate. So sick of the body count. And our sorry ass excuse for a leader is out there teasin' violence. If you're still on that man's team you've lost something deep inside yourself. Find it.
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Dear
@MooreSenate
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You are the dumbest man in Alabama. Just a dumb, saggy, dumb, child-molesting dumb-dumb. You are dumb. And a liar. And stupid too. And racist. A dumb, saggy, child-molesting, stupid, lying racist.
Also kiss my black ass.
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Will Smith is lucky his momma wasn't there tonight. She would've kicked his ass for acting like that.
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Y'all let's make sure
@QuestLove
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Yo' momma's so stupid she thought CEOs would share a $1.5 trillion tax cut.
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It's bullshit if they don't let
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There are 40,000 folks rotting in prison on marijuana offenses, billboards everywhere for it now and companies making billions. Let these people out so they can live their lives and whatnot.
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@RealDonaldTrump
Shut up about Bron. That's my son. My beautiful son. You will be an orange shit stain in history books, but
@KingJames
will be remembered forever and whatnot, dunkin' on your circus peanut head.
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I'd pay good money for a bear to shit on James Woods.
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Lookin' sharp, lil' man. We failed you. We failed all of you.
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What if we're the weird ones y'all, and he's just Al Yankovic? Makes ya think.
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I have pre-written over 8,000 tweets so I can Herman Cain the shit outta this place in the event of my demise and whatnot.
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@RealDonaldTrump
I was at Dr. King's funeral. I know what that "side" is capable of. You are a disgrace in every possible way.
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The good news is any one of us could win a Presidential Medal of Freedom at any moment. That shit is wide open.
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I'll straight up eat a club sandwich at a cottage and cottage cheese at the club I really don't give a shit anymore.
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All these folks in jail for weed arrests shoulda just committed treason against the United States. They'd be out already.
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I'm showin' up to Ruth Bader Ginsburg's house every damn mornin' with a kale smoothie and a shitload of vitamins and whatnot.
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Bad news. SNL has unearthed several thousand clips of me making fun of people's mommas. I will no longer be joining the show. Please know that I myself had a momma, and this was simply a four decade long comedy misfire and whatnot.
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Mark Twain must be so proud of his daughter Shania.
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Real talk, this pic of the Baylor women's basketball team at the White House is errythaaaang.
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Just saw the new Star Wars movie. Strange that they made all the characters cats, but they swung for the fences and you gotta respect that shit.
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A fun prank would be if we stopped this from becoming a dictatorship on November 3rd and whatnot.
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That shit was unprecedented. Let's make sure that asshole's unpresidented.
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All my life. Black men on the ground. Black men on the ground. Black men on the ground. It hurts.
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Four decades of friendship. Had Thanksgiving with Bob once when we were coming up. He cooked the turkey but had no idea you were supposed to take the innards out. We completely lost it. Do us a favor Bob and stay outta hell so we can talk shit again someday. Love you, my friend.
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I grew up so poor we could only listen to Simon or Garfunkel.
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I have updated my cookie policy. I will now eat shitloads of cookies. By continuing to follow me you agree to the terms.
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I grew up so poor our dog could only get one rabie.
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Dick Gregory and Jerry Lewis in a 12 hour span? That shit happens in threes. I'm rollin' up in bubble wrap and layin' on the floor & whatnot
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Assholes are out there joyriding in that stolen Supreme Court seat. Get out there and vote, assumin' they haven't found a way to scrub you from the rolls. These are some shady ass times.
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Get ready for 1,533 assholes to bring assault rifles to every protest they hear about and try to put themselves in a position to be "scared".
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Shout out to folks teachin' their kids kindness and respect.
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What's your favorite coat factory mine's probably Burlington
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I'll straight up wear canary yellow around a baby and baby blue around a canary I really don't give a shit anymore.
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Shout out to the people who were brave BEFORE there were only 12 days left.
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Why do football players only dance when good shit happens? Just once I wanna see a QB throw an interception & do a sad, interpretive dance.
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I'll straight up fight folks at a book club and discuss books at a fight club I really don't give a shit anymore.
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No matter how the maps play out tonight, remember millions more Americans want progress over the past, hope over hate. That will shake out over time as young folks come of age and old motherfletchers start wanderin' into traffic and shit. We'll get there. I love y'all.
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Over the last 18 months I paid over $44,000 in bribes to get my niece Tay-Tay into clown college. I apologize to my fans and I would appreciate privacy during this difficult time.
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Good trouble. From here to November and beyond, good trouble. Link arms, y'all.
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Thanks Congress, but Juneteenth without also protecting our voting rights is all bun no burger.
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The Special Olympics needs a new event, throwin' javelins at anyone who wants to cut funding to the Special Olympics.
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WIZARD👏HATS👏AND👏DUNCE👏CAPS👏ARE👏TOO👏SIMILAR👏I'M👏SICK👏AND👏TIRED👏OF👏THINKIN'👏I'M👏HANGIN'👏 WITH👏A👏DAMN👏WIZARD👏BUT👏IT👏TURNS👏👏OUT👏TO👏BE👏A👏DUNCE👏AND👏THEY👏CAN👏BARELY👏DO👏A👏SINGLE👏MAGIC👏SPELL👏AND👏WHATNOT!!!
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No one says "This is the end of my Presidency I'm fucked" unless they are completely innocent and whatnot.
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I wanna congratulate Disney on outbidding me for Fox. I realize now that my offer, $13,000 and an IOU for $81-billion scrawled on a Arby's bag in crayon, was unrealistic and whatnot.
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Radio Shack was smart as hell to transition to shakes.
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Jimmy Carter won't just be going to heaven. He'll be going home. He built heaven himself in 1989, at no cost to the owner.
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I'll straight up feed baby carrots to a man and Manwich to a baby I really don't give a shit anymore.
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@realDonaldTrump
When you've got milk, ice cream AND a blender, and you still can't make a milkshake, ain't no one to blame but YOUR sorry ass.
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My ass would get kicked off Top Chef right away.
"We've never had someone serve us just a 5-gallon bucket of gravy before. It was a bold choice, but the challenge was to make a scone. George, please pack your knives and go."
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I grew up so poor we could only listen to Kool or the Gang.
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It's sad as hell that Milli Vanilli, Nelly and Liza Minnelli never made a super group called Milli Minnelli Vanelly
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That awkward moment when your boat parade becomes a submarine parade.
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Folks are ripping Masked Singer for having Rudy on, but that shit was a brilliant plan to finally get a Republican to wear a mask.
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America must've said somethin' about this virus's momma. This shit took out baseball, Disneyland and Tom Hanks in 24 hours.
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I'd love to chat with Trump about how black people are all "living in poverty" but I can't decide which of my houses we should meet at.
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I wish trades happened outside of sports. The Wendy's on Dupont Road sends fry cook Kelly Futz to the Dairy Queen on 17th Avenue for Assistant Manager Shantika Leonard and a cashier to be named later.
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That movie 'The Birds' is on. I wish I was in that movie. I woulda eaten all them birds right off the bat. A deep fryer. A little hot sauce maybe. That shit woulda been a short film. "Where'd all those asshole birds go?" Cut to me wiping my mouth with a napkin and whatnot.
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👏STOP👏INVITING👏ME👏TO👏THE👏DAMN👏OPERA👏'TIL👏THEY👏GET👏RID👏OF👏ALL👏THE👏PHANTOMS👏UP👏IN👏THAT👏SHIT!👏
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Yo' momma's so fat it's caused a series of ailments that she can't afford to treat because Republicans prefer to give CEOs raises and build stupid-ass walls instead of providing affordable health care for ordinary Americans.
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BREAKING NEWS: Midnight Train to Georgia being rerouted in response to new voting laws.
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Just a friendly reminder that if your "Civil War memorial" was put up decades later as a response to desegregation, that shit ain't a Civil War memorial. It's a middle finger to equality.
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I'm still gonna get on stage a sling yo' momma jokes. Shit, I'm 6'4", 270. Try drivin' home from the Laugh Factory with a mic stand wrapped around your head and whatnot.
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Yo' momma's so stupid she believed Justice Kavanaugh would respect Roe v. Wade as settled law.
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Not sure who needs this right now, but you are wonderful and you are loved and you are the only you in this entire world and whatnot.
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Stop callin' tacos soft. You don't know what they've been through. Some tacos possess amazin' inner strength and whatnot.
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Prince's halftime show crown is safe for another year and whatnot.
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Yo' momma's so black Republicans are shamelessly working to disenfranchise her and millions like her using various unAmerican ID laws and voter purges.
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Give his ass ten extra years for the hand in the pocket.
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Seven minutes ago
@TheNormanLear
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Aquaman can talk to fish but he only tells them what to do. He's never like, "Seen any good movies, fish? How's your mom, fish?" Aquaman is an asshole.
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Shout out to Slimer from Ghostbusters, reinventing himself as the Mucinex guy and stayin' employed and whatnot.
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STOP👏ACTIN'👏LIKE👏Y'ALL👏KNOW👏HOW👏MUCH👏DAMN👏WOOD👏A👏WOODCHUCK👏WOULD👏CHUCK!👏
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