If I were on a damn talking cat show I wouldn't be flappin' my gums about it so much. So proud of "Clean Slate". It's always a good time to choose love, and right now it's more important than ever. Now Certified Fresh and streaming on @PrimeVideo.

OHIO. Get your bottle rocket launchin' asses to @DaveChappelle's spot in Yellow Springs and whatnot.

Yo' momma's so stupid Lisa Murkowski's her tutor.

Reminder. There ain't no law against admitting you got played.

When your neighbor on the left is being dragged away by masked men and your neighbor on the right can't get an X-ray for their child, be sure to quickly explain that "both parties are the same" and whatnot.

May that stench follow your ass forever and ever. Amen.

If you think this only counts for white immigrants then you can beso mucho my magnificent black ass.

If you're more excited about hurting than helping you can kiss my magnificent black ass and whatnot.

Walking Circus Peanut is going after all citizens next. Anyone he wants out of his way. If you think there's an off button on that wockaflocka you're stupid.

When they came for the wockaflockas I did nothing, because I was not a wockaflocka. When they came for the whatnots I did nothing, because I was not a whatnot. Y'all know how the rest of the damn poem goes. Wake up, America.

If this is what you signed up for then kiss my wondrously black ass. Twice.

RT @JasmineForUS: I am going to pause to say thank you to @SenateDems & ALL PEOPLE who have been engaged in education & activation! Thank y….

RT @MrGeorgeWallace: Y'all notice they're rounding up most of these "freeloading" immigrants AT WORK???!!.

Shout out to the Constitution.

Shout out to all y'all who shared about "Clean Slate" during Emmy voting. It means so much and whatnot.

My favorite university that's also a toothpaste is probably Colgate.

Stay. In. Line. #Emmys #AndWhatnot

Stay in line, #Emmy voters.

RT @MrGeorgeWallace: STAY. IN. LINE!