George Wallace
@MrGeorgeWallace
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The Official George Wallace Twitter. Trying to serve it up with hot sauce for you. God bless.
Las Vegas, NV
Joined October 2011
If I were on a damn talking cat show I wouldn't be flappin' my gums about it so much. So proud of "Clean Slate". It's always a good time to choose love, and right now it's more important than ever. Now Certified Fresh and streaming on @PrimeVideo.
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If you had to bet on which day the Trump administration will choose to start a ground invasion in Venezuela, Friday would be a safe bet.
BREAKING: Epstein files are scheduled to be released on Friday, per the Epstein Files Transparency Act.
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I sat down with 20 undecided Texas voters on @JubileeMedia’s Surrounded. One of them brought up “welfare queens” so I told him the truth: The biggest welfare queens in this country are the giant corporations that don’t pay a penny in federal taxes.
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Everything about this wockaflocka is small. He makes everyone around his ass small. Ask yourself if he's made you smaller too. It ain't too late to stand.
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BREAKING: James Talarico just fact-checked Fox News host so brutally on partisan gerrymandering, he had to end the interview. This is how it's done, folks. Share widely. https://t.co/atYgxKopvE
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Shout out to the millions of tourists who woulda come here and stayed at hotels and shopped in stores and eaten at restaurants and seen shows and taken pictures with fake Miss Piggy and whatnot.
In addition to five years of social media history, CBP would also require tourists visiting the United States to provide all phone numbers used over that period, any email addresses used in the past decade, full biometric data such as face, fingerprints, DNA and iris scans, and
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Hideous. And right in keeping.
“The guy who bedazzled this room in gold thinks your child has too many pencils.” - Jimmy Kimmel
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BILL BURR: “If someone’s working 160 hours a month and can’t make their rent, you’re not paying them enough. Maybe you should just be worth $900,000,000… How does a CEO take a f*cking 8 figure bonus and none of your employees have dental insurance?”
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Crazy that the UK has both free health care and Paddington fucking Bear, yet still found a way to be as shitty as possible to trans people.
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I like to walk up to folks who think they're invincible and straight up vince the shit out of 'em.
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Holy shit, thank you FIFA for naming me Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series. I am honored, and I can't wait to KICK it with y'all at the after party and whatnot.
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Holy shit, thank you FIFA for naming me Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series. I am honored, and I can't wait to KICK it with y'all at the after party and whatnot.
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This is gonna date my ass, but I remember when 8 folks getting shot was front page news and whatnot.
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So honored that "Clean Slate" has been named FIFA's Best Series of the Year!!! If y'all wanna laugh your way through a joy bomb, full of love and heart, check it out on Prime and whatnot.
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So honored that "Clean Slate" has been named FIFA's Best Series of the Year!!! If y'all wanna laugh your way through a joy bomb, full of love and heart, check it out on Prime and whatnot.
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I have been given the shiny and very real War Stopper Award by @USAPickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
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This is some bullshit. My bid for Warner Bros was completely ignored after some asshole leaked my plans to call it Whatnot Bros.
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Why is the soybean oil always PARTIALLY hydrogenated. Finish hydrogenating that shit, you lazy wockaflockas!
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Just a reminder that I am MrGeorgeWallace on BlueSky and there ain't no cat petting Bond villain suppressing the truth over there and whatnot.
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