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Chris Rock
7 years
If 10 guys thinks it's ok to hang with 1 Nazi then they just became 11 Nazis. Alt right / white supremacist it's just nazis. Fuck Nazis.
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7 years
We just lost one of the funniest most real brothers of all time . Charlie Murphy RIP.
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3 years
Hey guys I just found out I have COVID, trust me you don’t want this. Get vaccinated.
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4 years
Why is it so hard for some people to believe That one guy got more votes by mail in a month than the other guy got from people showing up for one day. During a pandemic.
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3 years
DMX So sad such an amazing person and artist. Last time I saw him we just talked about our kids all day. If anyone out there has a friend or family member that suffers from addiction don’t judge just show them love and support. Childhood Trauma is real.
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I'm gonna run in 2020 wish me luck .
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8 years
I'm watching the republican convention it's pretty good. What time does George Zimmerman speak.
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6 years
Black Panther opening this weekend.
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The Allstar team at the allstar game.
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9 years
Pray for Paris.
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7 years
He was the love of my life . Don Rickles is funnier right now in death than most comics are in life.
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6 years
Congratulations to the Boston Celtics next years eastern conference champions.
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Chris Rock
7 years
Never forget.
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8 years
Three the hard way #oscars
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9 years
Saddest day in music since Tupac died. http://t.co/K4T9wWie4U
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Chris Rock
8 years
Willy Wonka was a great movie but blazing saddles is the best thing he ever did. He will be missed.
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2 years
Summer 2022
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4 years
Can’t wait.
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4 years
Next week!
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7 years
At the audition he pulled out a real gun... he got the part ! Such a good guy . RIP Charlie
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Chris Rock
7 years
Exactly
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2 years
AUSTRALIA & NEW ZEALAND! After 5 years, I’m returning with my Ego Death World Tour 2022 this August. I can’t wait. Tickets on sale Fri 18 March:
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8 years
Cutting the fat off my monologue #oscars
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12 years
Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks
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Chris Rock
7 years
Tonight the great Bo Burnham in the house. Total blackout tour
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4 years
We got some rich ones, but we don’t got no wealth
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7 years
I'm not sure this is news but my babies are beautiful.
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4 years
Wow
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8 years
Hillary and Lebron . They'll beat trump but I don't think they can beat the Raptors .
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7 years
Today's is the birthday of Prince and for some insane reason schools are open. Damn you President Trump.
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4 years
The sad reality of society.
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8 years
Biden gave me $20 for cookies... #Oscars
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9 years
Thank you president Obama http://t.co/PgFJCCyRTa
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7 years
If you fuck one goat your a goat fucker.
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9 years
I believe if Floyd fought Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's http://t.co/bg9sm66agm
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2 years
Get ready. My next stand-up special Selective Outrage will be streaming LIVE on Netflix. March 4 at 10pm ET/7pm PT #chrisrocklive
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8 years
My mother is 71 years old. Black don't crack .
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8 years
Make yourself heard before it's to late .
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7 years
It's good to be back on the road.
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8 years
Wasn't as hard as I thought it would be... #oscars
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9 years
John Oliver for President http://t.co/qvhT47RqHq
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8 years
Me , Dave , D-nice , jack white and jarobi hard at work on the new Andre 3000 album.
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8 years
True story .
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Military weapons belong in the military .
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9 years
Stay strong Lamar.
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9 years
The #Oscars . The White BET Awards.
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8 years
New Academy director of diversity outreach #oscars
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8 years
Schools are closed today for Biggie Smalls birthday. Thank you president Obama.
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8 years
I'm voting for this guy.
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Dave and tribe killed it on SNL .
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8 years
True
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I like brown ,yellow Puerto Rican or Haitian name is phife dog from the Zulu nation. Rip Phife
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8 years
Get Ready... #oscars
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8 years
I wish this year would stop already it's just to much.
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5 years
The Joker incredible wow masterpiece.
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7 years
This is about right.
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8 years
Fight the power .
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8 years
Me and Dave hanging with Creed.
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9 years
And the new host of the late show is. http://t.co/sjbIdjs302
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7 years
So true.
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8 years
After the inauguration After the women march watch Aziz Host SNL this Saturday it's gonna be FIRE. .
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The cowboys and Eagles could use Kaepernick. They wouldn’t even have to pay him cause I would.
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8 years
Always bet on white .
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Sticks and stones .
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8 years
Best show on TVperiod.
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7 years
Our raps will destroy you.
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Say it isn't so.
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My 3rd grade teacher at the show tonight. Hope I kill. #TotalBlackOutTour #Durham #DPac
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Last night I watched Hanibal crush the Apollo. So funny I got jealous .
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7 years
Nothing funnier than Dave on Netflix. This is what a free Blackman looks like.
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8 years
Thanks DL.
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7 years
Whitch one of us should run for president.
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8 years
They look better in 3D #oscars
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True story .
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9 years
Let's go Mets.
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Stopped by the cops again wish me luck. http://t.co/6t0wlgwkrJ
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4 years
We remember George Floyd and we remember every other Black life lost to police brutality, racial injustice, and white supremacy. Together, we fight for justice and #saytheirnames .  Watch our video, and share it on social media to keep our fight alive.
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8 years
This is no joke .
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9 years
There ain't no future in yo frontin. Stay strong Flint
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3 years
The Chris Rock Show is streaming on HBO Max. Check it out!
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2 years
Ego Death World Tour 2022 all new material introspective very personal and very funny . Can’t wait to show you. The link for tickets is in my bio.
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8 years
Worked out tonight with Amy and Dave . Total Black tour coming soon .
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8 years
We clean up good off stage #oscars #LouisCK
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