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Can we get some good news this year regarding the Uptown Theatre?
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The psychic damage I receive every-time I open TikTok
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I’m never going to be over that time the Morton Salt building collapsed only to reveal it literally was a building just filled with salt
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Just found out a TikToker I’ve been following who has been renovating her apartment, replacing windows, doing plumbing work is RENTING
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Finding out this was a regional car dealership heiresses wedding was the funniest outcome lmao
tell me I'm not the only one who saw this 59 million dollar wedding on tiktok???
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I wish people would lean into their regional accents more in America. They’re really endearing
Sometimes that Boston accent slips out when you least expect it
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What a nice name let’s not look into this town any further
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What’s left for a suburban teenager to do other than drugs at this point?
TEEN BAN: On Dec. 26, police started enforcing a teen ban at the Cherry Hill Mall. Teens must be with a parent or supervised by someone 21 years of age or older. MORE:
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My favorite genre of internet content are posts by people fresh out of college, who have broken into some prestigious field realizing just how fake and made up the professional world is. It’s a fun cognitive dissonance. Remember, we’re paying you to be available!
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Revealing you have a wealthy person kitchen is such an easily avoidable mistake when trying to appear relatable yet public figures keep making this mistake over and over again
To the American people: Our future starts around kitchen tables just like this. With moms and dads just like you.
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She is giving her landlord all this free equity this is crazzzy
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I don’t think I’ve fully internalized how frankly bizarre the world of suburban mega churches are. And I’m saying that as somebody who attended one as a kid
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@64thNWestern
She clarified in the comments that no and that her landlord is fine with it…which DUH THEY ARE
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Why was it like that though
I’m never going to be over that time the Morton Salt building collapsed only to reveal it literally was a building just filled with salt
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They don’t want you to know about triple hung curved glass windows
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We don’t want The Cybertruck we want The Heritage Grandeur electric concept car by Hyundai
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America is so ridiculously wealthy why doesn’t it feel like it
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A queen appears finally
Those ‘how much do you pay in rent in Chicago’ tiktoks don’t hit at all because they’re always $2K studios in a ‘luxury’ building in west loop or river north and none of us wanna to see that
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Americas cultural victories are always so funny
Costco $COST opened its 6th store in China 🇨🇳 and its first in Southern China today
This is what the line looked like with people waiting hours to get in 😲
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The amount of human capital locked up in formatting PowerPoints is crazy
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What happened to these guys? Where did they all go?
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New Third Place dropped
community college non credit classes are so dope. for like a hundred bucks you can learn a fun new skill and meet seven new grandmothers
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Scrolling TikTok when Vivek Ramaswamy’s live comes up and why is he wearing a full suit with his dogs out like that
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@litwicki
I guess I thought the salt would be contained somehow? Bins? Tanks? Like I didn’t think the building was the container??
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I like all of the public murals of Michigan I’ve encountered that elevate the state to a mythological height
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TikTok needs to stop showing me clips of the literal Austro German noble girl who’s interning at Dior in Paris I don’t need to see people living like this it’s bad for my psyche
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@coldhealing
I can’t escape her
TikTok needs to stop showing me clips of the literal Austro German noble girl who’s interning at Dior in Paris I don’t need to see people living like this it’s bad for my psyche
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I’m losing my mind over this $225K house in Saint Louis.
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The Kardashian women are kind of the closest thing to the Bene Gesserit we have in America
Kylie Jenner is rumored to be pregnant, expecting a baby with Timothée Chalamet.
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Manhattan is small is the real take nobody wants to admit
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There is only one acceptable form of housing. Multi family housing of various densities built between 1910 and 1940
What exactly do people want?
Apartments are "pods."
Suburban houses are "corrosive to the human spirit."
Rural areas are "dumps in the middle of nowhere with no jobs and no girls."
Is there any acceptable form of housing?
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This is what Bernie got right when he did his accidental laundry chair reveal
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It's crazy how you can just look at an old photo like this of Toledo Ohio and realize how fundamentally urban American prosperity was once upon a time. We truly had an abundance of great cities from coast to coast, and instead of bringing them forward with us we decimated them.
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Hot Take: but this is one of the more awe inducing drives in America to me. Driving on this highway really gives you a full elevated vista of the sheer scale of industrial America. It’s eerie and an environmental nightmare, but it’s really a fascinating visual experience.
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Guys they finally added some shots of the interior and…
One of my favorite houses in the neighborhood just hit the market. No interior pics, but owned by the same family since 1967 so I know it’s gotta be good. 6K square feet! $1.05M
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New open concept office floor-plan dropped
Amazon taking the “a 9-5 job feels like prison” to the next level
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We’ll never reach the peak of urban housing construction which was objectively in the 1920’s. We just threw these bad boys up in single family neighborhoods with reckless abandon.
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The menswear guy ruined me because now I’m constantly noticing a lot of other dudes in business casual really do look like this with those skinny pants
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The Kay Jewelers on State Street is closed and there has never been a retail space begging to be redone as a cocktail bar or high end restaurant quite like this one
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She said she it was such a great a deal I yelped at the price reveal
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I’m happy for her that she gets to live in a Louis XIV apartment and go to balls in literal palaces but I don’t need to be seeing this lol
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Me: Vintage apartment supremacy, I would never buy an apartment that hasn’t stood through at-least one world war!
The reality of living in said apartments:
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It’s snowing, the sun is out and Buckingham fountain is ON
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I’m begging flippers to stop ripping out art glass from Chicago’s vernacular architecture.
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Romance is alive and well in this here Paris on the Prairie
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I love how in Rogers Park the streets just end and it’s beach
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Stop whatever you’re doing and look at this 1977 house that hit the market in Evanston.
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I like that people who move to Chicago turn into weird little city state nationalist evangelicals of the city
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Looking at real estate in Pittsburgh is fun because look at this there's no way this is a real building. 3 stories in the front, 6 in the back?
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@jaketropolis
Suffering from anxiety to the point of choosing MAID and spending your last waking moments watching everybody flipping out over your dumb ass friend who took of a sip of your death potion is crazy
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Nothing was more humbling last year than telling a therapist that I had a pretty sizable Twitter following only to find out he ran a 30K+ nsfw Twitter account.
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Idk if it’s just because I live in Chicago and am so desensitized by the gap between media narratives and lived reality but I have such a hard time believing negative press about specific cities in general. “X city is hell on earth and has devolved into an open sewer” okay cool
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That was a bold strategy tbh
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I haven’t known peace since I saw this picture of 1430 n lakeshore drive right after it was completed.
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Madison Wisconsin is not a serious city I just found out Frank Lloyd Wrights Robert M Lamp House is for rent as student housing. 4 beds 3 baths for $2,750/month
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Apartment developers were really cooking back in the 1920’s
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@jpbrammer
He really scolded that kid because the kid held a mirror up to his face about the consequences of posting about strangers for clout.
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The tragedy of the car guy types is how much the space has been taken over by guys with objectively boring cars. What happened to the guys with hot rods and cool old cars they’ve restored by hand?
Happy one year anniversary to the time I tweeted this picture with the caption
“These are the vehicles my coworkers drive to our job at a bank”
and it made truck guys so mad they figured out which bank I worked at and tried to get me fired 🥳🎉🍾
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I’m guilty of this too tbh, my older family members have that thick ass Chicago accent mines so weak
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Seeing the Ransom Gillis house fully restored is crazy
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My parents have been living in their townhouse in the suburbs for almost two years now and they have yet to meet a neighbor. These people lived in Lincoln park for years and knew literally everyone on the block. Are many suburbs just inherently more antisocial places?
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Was Borders actually good or are we all experiencing a mass nostalgia fueled delusion
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“We need a friend with a boat”
No, you need a friend whose grandparents bought a house on a lake you’ve never heard of in central Wisconsin 50 years ago for $500
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I always forgot the Hancock was built in the 60’s and it throws me everytime
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This house is gonna be on the market in 3 months with grey vinyl floors, hollow core doors and fake marble tiles and I’m gonna be sick
Oof, they're demo-ing this?! What a waste.
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Is anybody else just…vehemently unexcited by advances in consumer technology at this point?
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It’s honestly comical how lush Chicago is. POV you live one one of the densest neighborhoods in the city
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People rightly mourn America’s lost Interurban rail network but something called out on this map I rarely see people mention are the disappearance of Ferry/ passenger water routes.
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These old Chicago Public Schools are really gorgeous
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I think one thing I really appreciate about Chicago that even a lot of our denser residential neighborhoods are quite ‘suburban’ on the side streets. Lots of greenery, set backs. It’s all very pleasant
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I really don’t understand why corporate jobs don’t just shift to a 4 day work week. Anytime my entire career I’ve scheduled a Friday meeting it winds up being rescheduled because half the people mysteriously can’t make it.
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Need this real bad
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I went into the Michigan Ave Ralph Lauren for the first time and this place is insane
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There was a time you could just build an 8-story Tudor apartment building on side streets. All developers know today is paint brick. Sad!
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The more I think of it how is there not a regular ferry from Chicago to Mackinac Island during the summer?
Used to be able to take a cruise between Duluth and Buffalo
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I love that we casually set our rail lines on fire in the winter. It sounds so fake and made up.
There's nothing like checking the
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camera at A2 and seeing Metra running seamlessly through this snowy weather on a Monday morning!
Beat the traffic, no matter the weather, by hopping on Metra. 💯
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The American Rust belt is so beautiful if you don’t get it you don’t get it
you know it’s a polish church when there’s a steel mill in sight 😤
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The NASCAR race is a higher brow cultural event than the immersive Van Gogh experience
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