The strangest lesson I’ve learned this year is that this website is a hyperstitioning machine and you should be extremely careful what you put on here, or even joke about. The boundary between real and fake is weaker here and things seem to slip through often.

I know what’ll turn this around. one hundred dollars worth of sushi

She’s convinced me. I’m selling everything I own and converting all my money into physical nickels

posting on bluesky is actually a lot more fun now that i don’t have a handle

I want to do a meta DJ set where every song and all of the visuals about what it’s like to be in the crowd. Things like “finding the group’s spot”, “time to do a bump”, “have to go outside for a smoke break”, “wait i love that song let’s go back”, “bro is peaking” etc

“im playing infinite games with myself, it doesn’t matter what other people think” is also what the schizo guy that lives in my train station embodies. u need to have hooks and loops, entry points, distillations, checks and saves. otherwise u lose urself to ur ego sorry

it’s good to like ur own shit, but if u immerse yourself entirely in ur thoughts, u forget no one has any natural reason to engage. The outcome u want becomes the one u can’t have — inaccessibility never increase ppls inherently smol desire to understand ur monolithic structures

U can get it if U need it https://t.co/Cd9rz0q6F5

stay with me baby. hold me all night long https://t.co/5b6z0RfMWD

bang, bang, kill it, gotta go, go get it https://t.co/296sHuOiKn

baby baby, don’t you think we should skip this part https://t.co/hpHCxTItec

i only smoke when i drink i only drink when i overthink https://t.co/jnc0SMwGI8

dont nobody else make me feel like https://t.co/GmuUYwdLaF

you care for me when no one else is there for me, you provide air for me to breathe. i’ll watch you endlessly https://t.co/ziyG8h86kQ

baby im weak baby its hard tell me where we go https://t.co/3mMie9kODo

EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT MAKES MATHEMATICAL STATEMENTS TRUE OR I'LL FUCKING K!LL YOU! DON'T DUMB IT DOWN INTO SOME VAGUE SHIT! EXPLAIN WHAT MAKES THEM WORK IF THERE IS NO PLATONIC REALM! WTF IS A PROPERTY! WHAT THE FUCK IS A NON-NATURAL FACT? DON'T DUMB IT DOWN OR I'LL FUCKING K!LL YOU

consider the following

I take the whole month, yes. You may consider this greedy, but my mom takes the whole Season, so I’m really being quite spartan about this

I was born in December which means you have to be extremely nice to me this month. Anything less than forehead kisses is considered outright hostility and I will consider you an enemy of the state btw

there's this artist named cf payne who makes drawings of birds in the shapes of u.s. states and i find them absolutely delightful https://t.co/unyj9MGgVM

or you can simply come to the rave, where everyone is welcome except for federal agents 🪩💿🛸 https://t.co/fUAL8YSrdr