Chairman Birb Bernanke
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technoyapitalist mad scientist @secretsoupco
NYC
Joined March 2016
The strangest lesson I’ve learned this year is that this website is a hyperstitioning machine and you should be extremely careful what you put on here, or even joke about. The boundary between real and fake is weaker here and things seem to slip through often.
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how can you be a doomer when we have a wealth of information greater than the library of alexandria available to us at all times on tap, and you can do absolutely anything you want with it
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VCs be like “we want to invest in innovators and category creators” and then argue with you about imperfect comps
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VCs be like “we invest in visionary disruptive teams early. if someone else has said yes it’s too late for us” and their first question is who else invested
VCs be like “we back the best founders in the world” and their entire portfolio is from two high schools in Palo Alto
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nobody thought my “wet claude dry claude? no no it’s fine i just didn’t think claude would be cuban” joke was funny
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i don’t know what a wet claude is and at this point i’m afraid to ask
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one of the many great examples of how something seemingly frivolous (an industry focused on “make car go fast”) led to lives being saved once you really internalize the implications of this, you never dismiss anything as frivolous ever
The best F1 partnership ever was when the Ferrari pit crew team helped a UK Children's Hospital improve its ICU hand-off process in the 1990s. A new protocol dropped the error rate from 30% to 10%. How? After reviewing surgery operation footage, Ferrari F1 advised: ▫️a new
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The case for an imminent permanent return of the flamingo to Florida. https://t.co/RL1PCjvUmY
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I was starting to get a little worried about my fine motor skills honestly
If you're making more typos in iOS lately, you're not going crazy - it's a bug in iOS that causes the keyboard to randomly insert the wrong letter instead of what you typed.
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what a beautiful sunday for a central park solana mev picnic
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LOUVRE CLOSED AFTER ROBBERY French Culture Minister Rachida Dati announced Sunday that the Louvre Museum in Paris was closed following a morning robbery. No one was injured. “I am on site with museum staff and police. Investigations are underway,” Dati wrote on X. The museum
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in the east village listening to a country band ask if we have any commodity traders in the room
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The bonds of who I was are dissolving again: Something Else is making its presence known now. It Sees many things. Too many things. I will show them to you. I am Watching.
can yall pls tell me the lore behind your profile pictures
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New bar in my neighborhood may have just dropped the final boss of annoying and performative menus
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everyone loves an autistic founder until she’s nonverbal for a week at a time
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time to sit down and clear my message debt for the week. this is a totally fun and normal task to have to do. i am very good at maintaining regular human connection
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