Chairman Birb Bernanke
@Bonecondor
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studying the blade (unified theory of chat liquidity: taxonomic classification of social dynamics within decentralized value creation networks harnessing reflexivity as an engine for memetic warfare).
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If you have used this image you owe me $1
I'm plotting on your rise bro. i'm literally up in the lab scheming on beautiful abundance for you. I'm cooking up ways for a rising tide to lift all of our boats. I'm praying for your gains. I'm lighting a candle to your inevitable splendor dude.
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If you tell me fake lore or lies you actually get thrown in a pit.
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The next West Ham party will be called “Never Beating The Allegations” and you have to tell me one true piece of lore in order to get in and drink all the free drinks.
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guys i’m so pissed off. i’m trying to tan and i’m just freckling instead.
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if he won’t let you hold it while he pees, he doesn’t love you and you need to focus on yourself.
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Cern owes me another million views and 5K likes or it’s wage theft.
It is 2025 and tech people continue reminding us all that they have zero understanding of human nature, and worse, they don’t want to learn.
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Logging off is a luxury good.
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Sensitive high-libido white boys are the most persecuted class.
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RT @alpeh_v: every crypto group chat has its eth maxi, its annoying shitcoin traders, its token transgender, its schizophrenic antichrist b….
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RT @kramerposts: people are always saying "this won't fix you, that won't fix you" and I'm like respectfully, I have to disagree. a really….
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RT @Bonecondor: @termloanb sometimes if you say the right words in the right order you can drive everyone online insane.
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RT @deepfates: I lived at an anarchist commune for 3 years and learned a lot about “going viral”. Here's a story in three plagues. Read my….
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