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like if you’re still wearing boxers what are you doing even answering this poll, i’m amazed you can read
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we really needed the underwear type cross tabs on this one unforch
Let’s get the public’s temperature on this. If you use urinals are you pulling it
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people talk about victor wembanyama like climate change
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i mean now that i drew it it seems a little less deranged. but only a little
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“whip it out the side”
@coopercooperco okay but like this is very dependent on the type of underwear!!! most of the ones i wear at this point do not actually have a fly of any kind so you gotta go over or whip it out the side, but if the fly is an option, that's just the easy route.
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Chotiner: You've referred to yourself as a designer. But I couldn't find anything you've designed. Me: Well, I work in a design office. There's, there are lots of moving parts so I kind of manage, uh, that is, I coordinate- Chotiner: You're a project manager? Me: Well, that's, uh
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My favorite small sample size stat: there have been six 8-second violations in the NBA this season, the @trailblazers have forced three of them
@CHold @trailblazers My favorite small sample size stat so far is Caleb Love averaging 13.1 rebounds per 36
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meeting my future wife in the Twitch chat of the Jaylen Brown post-Hairlinegate head shaving shame stream 🤞🤞🤞
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What do people call bread where you're from?
Does life feel like this? Try becoming a billionaire instead. Play the shitcoin game here: https://t.co/4Mqo5o514u
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Chotiner: so last night you posted “real pooh bear hours,” implying you were watching winnie the pooh. but based on your internet activity it seems you were on your phone for most of it me: well, it was on in the background C: and that’s “real pooh bear hours” to you me: in a way
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Imagining the guy who reads this and cancels his patreon after learning Liz is married
“Everything we’ve covered in the show is coming to a head with the Trump administration in a very weird way,” Liz Franczak says. https://t.co/NCT94aPGGx
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gotta block that murray hill guy you all keep quote tweeting. that story seems like its heading for some kind of sad ending and i dont want any part of it
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search this lady's page for "Milei" lol
Watching New Yorkers post “I voted for Zohran Mamdani” is like watching your friend hard launch with an extremely toxic boyfriend during the love bombing stage before he inevitably destroys her life.
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I’ve been repeatedly assured that this is extremely illegal to do. I assume the perpetrators are behind bars paying their debts to society.
A casual reminder that this street was built in 2014. Not everything has to be an endless cul-de-sac with the same few shades of homes.
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I'm neutral but I admit I'd probably vote for Zohran if I lived there. If NYC isn't affordable in three years you can always primary him with a better candidate.
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you could destroy your shins in completely medically novel ways on these
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Clippers fans chanting “FBI”
Clippers fans chant 'FBI' at Trail Blazers' free throws amid salary cap probe. Read more: https://t.co/rBUjVN3gUl
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