M. Night Famalam
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I’m not here to argue, I’m here for the funny shit. I’m probably older than your parents. #BlackLivesMatter #BDS 🇵🇸
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Satan saw what a beautiful creation Eve was & wanted to make a mirror image of her.
And that's how we ended up with left handed women.
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I know this would make toddlers lose their shit
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“IT SMELL LIKE BITCH IN HERE!!”
- Lady Lyanna Mormont
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Y’all this got me crying real tears 😂😂😂😂 my chest hurts
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Don’t fall for this Candace Owen’s attempted rebranding. Fuck her.
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I swear Friday is like Gone With The Wind for Black people.
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These babies should be singing songs from Gracie’s Corner.
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Wait until it gets a lil bigger and let it fight that racist ass turtle who hates black shoes.
this black galapagos tortoise
🎥: crittercatchermeg
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Imma tweet this every time I see it on Twitter because it’s important.
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Remember when Regina Hall said “A bitch is old… TUHDAY”?
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Kids are so innocent and wonderful. Adults ruin them.
Anu is seven and goes to school in Birmingham. Look what happened when she showed her friends her new sports blade. It's just gorgeous!🏃♀️
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The way he said “We got the kids” was a cry for help 😂😂😂😂
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This is some of that tea y’all be talking about - and I believe it’s piping hot.
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You gotta REALLY fuck up to have a woman do this. I can’t even imagine.
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You ain’t know??
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They got buddy hemmed up like Hannibal Lecter. They ain’t fuckin around this time 😂😂😂😂😂
The man who attacked a Las Vegas judge last week is back in court, in front of the same judge
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Buddy having the time of his life with his Abuela. He won’t play about her when he grows up.
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@labeautenoire_3
Spike Lee would be as revered as Martin Scorsese and Ryan Coogler would be as revered as Christopher Nolan.
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All the fine Black women with crimps and French roll hair dos smelled like this. I thoroughly enjoyed it.
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I’m a firm believer in NOT getting to know your neighbors. What, are we supposed to have some kind of a connection because we live closer to each other? Nah I don’t eff with people like that homie. GTFO with your nasty ass apple pie, Gertrude.
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This cold weather got the serpentine belts in y’all cars sounding like
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*Washes hands*
ME: Damn she's out of paper towels.
ME to ME: Fam, look at those decorative towels hanging there though...
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I hope y’all will finally see that this trash ass dude has never been an ally. He is an exploiter and now he’s mad because a Black professor told him to stay out of Black folk business.
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@CerromeRussell
Bruh the shit be so serious... especially when she get on top and ride it backwards. You just be laying there like:
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Yeah lemme go on ahead and mute this. You racist ass maga incels and contrarian ass “free thinker” black dudes can argue amongst yourselves. “It is made up though” stfu.
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Short women: “OMG LET ME BE THE BIG SPOON!!!”
Also short women:
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@diabolicalpree
The funniest part is when Fab was like “Not Brandy’s kid brother... not Moe to the... E to the...” 😂
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@TMikaMouse
I’ve seen women wake up like his after falling asleep with the heat on too high. I know it be hot in those lil ass college dorms. Don’t even trip.
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If u don't know who
#TomPettyRIP
is
1. Download "Runnin Down A Dream"
2. Play it while driving on an open highway
3. Pay speeding ticket
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Dude left Taraji P Henson for Khloe Kardashian.
It really was crack.
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They’re going to have some hellacious battles growing up. Dad might as well get ready.
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Women are always either cold, hungry or have to pee. Always. Instead of debating me on this, think about which category you're in right now.
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“I looked this woman dead in her EYE SOCKETS, and I said....”
*Looks behind me*
“... I said biiiiiiiiitch”
😂
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People wearing masks, social distancing and washing their hands.
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They are 😂 and it’s funny because I was halfway joking. I’m not an asshole to my neighbors. I nod when I see them and I’d help them if they asked. I’m just not close to them and I don’t want to be.
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Somebody in the comments said he finally made it to 270 🥹
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These babies should be singing songs from Gracie’s Corner.
If the party ain’t lit like this don’t invite me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Me leaving the
#ArethaHomegoing
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This little kangaroo done got on his momma LASS NERVE.
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She’s laughing her way though the pain
This is actually insanely sad but also funny in a sick twisted way 😭
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Harold's Chicken on 87th & the Dan Ryan.
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Look at this tree and tell me that Fall isn’t the best season.
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Maya Wiley was RIGHT THERE and ready to be mayor, but New Yorkers chose this police ass dude and now look at him.
F.B.I. Seizes Eric Adams’s Phones as Campaign Investigation Intensifies - The New York Times
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@JackFiscarelli
@ChudsOfTikTok
@steve8a
The whole point of the matter is you shouldn’t have to do that to avoid a power tripping cop pulling you out of your car and sticking his gun in your face.
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I had to go back and make sure this article wasn’t from a satire site. Look at this shit. Muthafukka actually named the company Lululemon because he thought it was funny hearing Japanese people say it.
Lululemon’s billionaire founder slams the company’s diversity and inclusion efforts: ‘You’ve got to be clear that you don’t want certain customers coming in’
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@KeithOlbermann
The replies to this tweet make me feel good about the future of baseball. It's a GAME. Show emotion. Flip the bat if you want. I love it.
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Do you realize how bad of a person you have to be to have REST IN HELL trending when you die?
And just wait until mitch mcconnell dies.
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Harvey Weinstein blacklisted Mira Sorvino after she rebuffed his advances. Paul Sorvino said that if he ever caught Harvey on the street, he would beat him down. I believe it.
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The comicbook version and the movie version of Domino. Guess who's about to be mad.
#DeadPool2
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Nothing will ever top this. The TL was in shambles and disarray for 3 whole days.
What is y’all favorite deleted tweet that you got a screenshot of? I wanna laugh.
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TF outta here RT
@BroadwayBlack
: Today is Raven-Symoné's Birthday! What are we getting her?
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I’ve never seen anything like this in my whole life.
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