Every Midwest dad today

Coastal elites have no idea how scary the Midwest actually is

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Tell me you live in the Midwest without telling me you live in the Midwest

“Illinois drivers aren’t that bad” Illinois drivers:

If you live in the Midwest and choose to stay Why? What are your reasons? ⬇️

Stop All Killing. Please God. Pray For Peace People.

Unpopular opinion: chili is better on the second day

Born to live on a beach forced to live next to an empty corn field

Midwesterners put that on a tiny bun with some pickles and mustard and call it a sandwich

Explain the Midwest in 180 characters or less:

“Tattoos have to be meaningful” Midwesterners:

Let’s confuse non midwesterners

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October is my favorite time of year to finally turn the ac off at 5pm turn the heat on at 6 am then turn it back off and open the windows at noon and then turn the ac back on at 6pm

Temp drops below 70° Midwesterners:

Soup season is in full swing

Humans are 80% water Midwesterners are 80% cheese

What goes on here?

You can drive 77 hours without leaving the Midwest

Fall in the Midwest Expectation Reality