Earl F***ing Weaver
@EarlFckinWeaver
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Pitching, defense, & the 3 run HR. Love tomatoes and cussing out umps. Hate pretty much everything else. THIS IS A F***ING PARODY ACCOUNT, ya sumbitches!
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A proposal for the
@Orioles
&
@SimplyAJ10
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The continuing tributes to Mo Gaba are a reminder of everything that sports can be to a person, a community, a fan base, an organization, and a city. Mo being in the O's HOF is a fitting honor, but I can think of something else 1/
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@bitchhazel__
Who in the hell drinks AriZona Iced Tea thinking they're being healthy? We drink it because we have $1 and we need a big damn drink.
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I appreciate Rutschman waiting so he could talk to Henderson after the inning. He is 100% the leader of this team & if there is beef he's gonna quash it.
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Here's a name for you: Keep Baltimore Out Of Your Goddamn Mouth, You Fucking Shitgibbon Bridge.
We'll dedicate it to you, asswipe.
Baltimore obviously won’t rename the new bridge after Francis Scott Key again.
So, any guesses on the new bridge name?
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If the White Sox are demanding Jackson Holliday in a Dylan Cease trade then we don't fucking trade for Dylan Cease.
#Birdland
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.
@Orioles
- please post the Buck Showalter tribute for those of us who couldn't make it to the game tonight.
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Fuck that fake controversy. Mussina chose to not have an emblem on his cap. The
#Orioles
retired numbers are players with the
#OrioleBird
on their hats.
Blow it all out of your ass, ESPN team.
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"When Robinson retired after the 1977 season, Gordon Beard, a sportswriter, spoke at a gala honoring him. Beard said, 'In New York, they named a candy bar after Reggie Jackson. Here in Baltimore, we name our children after Brooks Robinson.'''
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It's been a while since we've had an owner who understands that fans are important.
Very classy move from
@DM_Rubenstein
: a City Connect hat, a
@MLBNetwork
Orioles bag, a signed note, and a gift card for Camden Yards for everyone sitting in the Bird Bath tonight.
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Karl Ravech: "It's been a bit. The last time the All-Star Game was in Seattle was 2001."
All of
#Birdland
staring in 1993:
#HomeRunDerby
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Since we like to call Anthony Santander "Tony Taters", I am going to start calling his singles "tater tots" & any non-HR extra base hit "loaded tots".
It just feels right.
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The thing about Brooks passing that hits me the hardest? He won't be here for our 1st home playoff game since 2014. I know for a fact he watched EVERY Orioles game, & I've had the thought of him in the owner's box, his face up on the Jumbotron, & hearing a packed OPACY *ROAR*.
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Before his career is over, Gunnar Henderson is gonna hit the warehouse on the fly in a game.
#Birdland
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The Astros' 1st trip to the postseason after their rebuild? Lost in the ALDS then won the WS 2 years later & made it to at least the ALCS 6 straight years (could go to 7 in 2023).
We're built like HOU was. I know it's tough, but keep that in mind.
#SoakItIn
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@JoelGord
@KevinMKruse
The NYT not understanding sarcasm is the most on brand thing I have read in a long goddamn time.
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Migraines are fucking unbearable. The fact that Pam Oliver can work through them at all means she is 1000 times tougher than any asswipe on here talking shit about her.
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It's almost like none of y'all read Astroball or paid attention to Houston over the last decade. The Burnes trade is our version of the Verlander trade. Watch us extend him before the trade deadline.
I'll see y'all on Pratt St. for the goddamn parade.
#Birdland
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As soon as the benches cleared every O's fan who's been calling for Odor to be DFA'ed was like "GET THOSE FUCKERS ROUGNED".
I saw y'all.
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The White Sox front office after holding out for Holliday or Basallo for Dylan Cease and now they ain't getting a goddamn thing from us
#Birdland
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I don't know why Don Knotts is trending, and honestly, I don't care. All I know is that sumbitch helped me rebuild my sidewalk and for that, I will be forever thankful.
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I've done my best to give John Angelos the benefit of the doubt. I don't judge a man by the sins of his father. But w/the lease bullshit & this fucking mockery of punishing Kevin Brown I'm fucking done.
Put up or shut up, Johnny.
#Birdland
is fucking tired of this shit.
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Why is no one hitting this motherfucker in the face with a goddamn pie?
#Birdland
Ced with the game winning hit.
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We have the best fucking record in the entire American League & we're trending because the owner of the team is a petulant, whiny cunt.
Actually, cunt is too good of a word for John Angelos. Cunts serve a fucking purpose. Johnny A just sucks up oxygen & shits on
#Birdland
fans.
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Every time I see someone saying Hyde is a bad manager I think of shit like this. This team had EVERY reason to pack it in: down in the 9th, road trip to NY & BOS looming, hot as fuck weather, storm coming, multiple long as fuck games. But there's ZERO quit.
#Birdland
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Dear Baseball Jesus,
PLEASE don't let Felix Bautista be hurt here. Please and thank you.
#Birdland
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If you respond to this with politics, you're going into the airlock. Maryland lost the lives of hardworking people trying to make our lives better. Grief doesn't have a political party.
#MarylandTough
#BaltimoreStrong
Biden: Our hearts are still breaking. six lost their lives, most were immigrants but all were Marylanders. Hard-working, strong, and selfless… For all the families and loved ones who are grieving, I’ve come here to grieve with you.
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This right here is the kind of silly shit that needs to happen at ballparks more often. And not just in minor league parks.
#Birdland
#Orioles
#WetterIsBetter
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Motherfucking SCOREBOARD, bitch who runs this fucking piece of shit account.
#StaredownMyAss
#Birdland
#IWannaDipMyBallsInIt
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Every game we win Buster Olney starts trending and I think that is fucking hilarious.
#Birdland
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GODDAMMIT I miss Gary Thorne so much.
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If you can hear this image, we're besties
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Oh look. Another suburban snowflake scared of brown people wants to move the team to the white flight suburbs.
Fuck ENTIRELY OFF with this NIMBY bullshit. If you're so goddamn scared of the city watch the games on TV & order gear online. Ass.
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And now the
#Orioles
magic number is a goddamn glorious bumblebee
#Birdland
#NutUpOrShutUp
#DoItForBrooks
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Orioles 1989: Why Not?
Orioles 2019: What The Hell Is Going On?
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So last night I pissed off a LOT of people when I said the "afraid to go to Camden Yards/Baltimore" is racially based. Well, for those of you who think I'm wrong but are willing to read facts I have some links for you: x/1
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The Orioles doing this to us on World Mental Health Day just seems crueler somehow.
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I fucking miss Esskay Orioles hot dogs. They probably weren't that good, but damn if I didn't beg my mother for them every time she made the shopping list and headed to the local Giant.
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If you ask me, the people who are so up in arms over the John Waters thing are exactly the fucking people who need some John Waters in their lives.
Also: if any of these motherfuckers want to come for one of the favored sons of Baltimore they gotta come through me.
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Hitting is the essence of scoring, and scoring is the essence of runs.
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This is the correct goddamn answer.
Who’s your all-time favorite baseball manager? I’ll start:
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There HAS to be something else. It can't be because Kevin Brown read a planned graphic. It just can't be. Even by the standards of a silver spoon, born on 3rd base, never had to work a day in his life John Angelos there HAS to be something else
#FreeKevinBrown
#Birdland
#Orioles
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Goddamn. RIP Ryan Minor. Forever known as the man who replaced Cal Ripken Jr. when he ended the streak.
When Ray Miller went to Minor's locker to tell him he was playing in place of Cal Ryan stared at him & said (after a long pause)
...Does he know?
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Dear Mike Elias,
Please fire Yohan Ramirez DIRECTLY INTO THE GODDAMN SUN as soon as humanly possible.
Thank you,
EVERY ORIOLES FAN WHO EVER EXISTED.
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Hey Brian Dozier:
1) It wasn't a no-hitter
2) Your team chose to shift up 7-0
3) If Sisco wears one next time we see you there will be blood
4) Blow it out your ass
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This is an excellent point.
Look, we may lose, but at least we’ve never had a Creed singalong at Camden Yards.
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This has not stopped being funny.
@kevinnbrown
&
@realbenmcdonald
are an absolute treasure together. Shades of Mel Proctor & John Lowenstein.
Craig Kimbrel, 91mph Paint. 🖌️🎨
"I'm not sure what Reese McGuire said, but whatever it was, it got him tossed quickly."
"Oh, we know what he said now..." 🔊 🤣
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As I've said, the City Connect jerseys have grown on me. But if they changed "Baltimore" to "Charm City" they'd be 1000% better, even if they didn't change ANYTHING ELSE.
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Who has two thumbs and won't be pitching against the Phillies tomorrow?
(answer in alt text)
#Birdland
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Peter Angelos really wanted to win a World Series, but he tried to run a baseball team like a law firm and that was a recipe for disaster.
I, like all of Birdland, have my issues with the Angelos family, but I'm gonna put a moratorium on pissing on them for 24 hours.
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In my life I have never seen a team in ANY sport that bounces back better or stronger than the 2023
#Orioles
. I still believe.
#SoakItIn
#Birdland
#DoItForBrooks
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Big respect to
@CalRipkenJr
&
@RipkenBaseball
for signing off on Jackson Holliday wearing the 7 for the
#Orioles
. It would've been easy (and understandable) for them to say no, but Holliday plays the game hard & he plays it the right way. He'll honor the legacy of Cal Sr.
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I just said a little while ago that Brooks is my all-time favorite ballplayer. Nothing anyone can say will convince me he wasn't the greatest 3B of all time. The only things bigger than his talent were his love for Baltimore & his heart.
#RIPBrooks
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The Johnny Damon Story:
June of 1999. I was living in Fells Point & working weekends at the Admiral's Cup & at BWI. I'd hit the Cup pretty much every night after work & this was no different. Around 11-11:30 in walks Johnny Damon, Sidney Ponson, & Scott Erickson 1/x
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Sometimes being a father requires you to say "I don't give a goddamn about your rules". This was one of those times. Rest in Peace Jim Redmond.
Jim Redmond, who helped his injured son, Derek, finish his 1992 Olympic 400m semifinal, has died at 81
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The fact that we were down to our last strike on 4 straight batters and pulled this win OUT OF OUR ASSES is fucking impressive as shit. The hitting coach deserves serious credit for helping this team as a whole to focus on the moment & not get distracted by other shit.
#Birdland
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Man, now would be a great time for
@TheAthletic
to have a dedicated
#Orioles
reporter, because this is a young & exciting team doing great things.
If only there was someone they could have utilized for this...
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The
#Orioles
guarantee themselves a non-losing season and Buster Olney sheds a silent tear as he deletes his end-of-the-year hit piece about Baltimore
#Birdland
#SuckItTrebek
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Respect where it's due: thank you
@RedSox
for this. It's genuinely classy and it is a damn fine gesture to make to the city of Baltimore.
A friend just informed me they did this at Fenway tonight. These are the three firefighters we lost in a rowhouse fire in January. Excuse me for getting a little misty eyed. Class act.
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Adam Jones extending Japan’s World Series with a 9th inning 3-run pinch hit HR
Still wanting a
@SimplyAJ10
Orix Buffaloes shirsey
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Zach Hample is everything that is wrong with baseball fandom. If you disagree with me you're wrong.
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@NFLonFOX
Out of left field choice: Bert Jones.
Jones stays healthy & the team doesn't shit the bed. The fans keep coming. Irsay can't justify move. No drafting Elway. Colts stay in Baltimore=Browns don't move here. Maybe they don't move at all.
Entire league is changed.
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Exactly ZERO
#Orioles
games? I am shocked.
SHOCKED, I tell you.
Win 101 games and can't get a nationally televised on cable game. What in the hell do we have to do to get even a modicum of respect?
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Mountcastle & Mullins are two cornerstones of the foundation of the rebuild. If Hays can stay healthy he is another one.
The pieces are slowly falling into place. Be patient,
#Birdland
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Genuinely classy move by Tony Kemp. I hope he gets picked up quickly and gets to play regularly.
Best of luck to you,
@tonykemp
In the fall of 2010, our college had a series against the Longhorns for a 3 game set. Our hitting coach at the time was Josh Holliday and his brother, Matt, brought his kid to our early practice. I remember watching his son
@J_Holliday7
with a sweet lefty swing. Go get em’ kid!
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Is this a legitimate use of the Bird Bath? It kind of feels like cheating.
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Probably Unpopular Opinion: Bring back the sleeveless jersey w/black sleeves underneath look. Make is short sleeves if it's hot. THIS is the retro look I want to see at Camden Yards this year. Give me a Mountcastle or Rutschman shirsey giveaway in this style
#Orioles
@Orioles
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Unlike most of you, I got to lay my young eyes on Brooks Robinson so there's no contest.
Who's the greatest ⚾ FIELDING Third Baseman You've ever seen ?
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Gunnar Henderson just hit that ball like it was all you fuckers on here talking shit about him in May
#Birdland
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Incredible moment. Made that much better with the incomparable calls of Mr. Thorne.
You can fix this
@Orioles
. Fans know the rebuild is going to be tough for a while. True fans accept it. But give us SOMETHING. Give us joy in the booth again. Give us Gary Thorne in 2022.
The moment my 22 year old self realized I’d see my first playoff O’s team since I was 7
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I've tried so hard to give John Angelos a chance, but he's been such an absolute bastard about so many things that I can't help but be excited by this possibility for my beloved
#Orioles
. x/1
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I went into the season expecting the O's to regress slightly from 2022, mainly from the prospects coming up & the struggles they'd face. Instead, they exceeded EVERY POSSIBLE EXPECTATION & gave long-suffering O's fans (& a bunch of bandwagon fuckers) a year we'll never forget 1/x
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David Rubenstein is the devil we don't know. But the devil we DO know has proved so unworthy of owning a winning franchise that I am 200% ready to take the plunge.
#Birdland
#Rubenstein
#Angelos
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I've been on the fence about DFA Odor, but what he just did to get Bautista back on his game is why I ultimately am against it. I'd DFA Phillips right the fuck now, add Stowers to the 40 & play him on the regular but Odor stays.
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Honestly, I'm fine with Adley being eliminated in the 1st round. Let the young man get some rest. He showed up big time in his turn. No shame in losing to the top seed.
#HRDerby
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@WorldOfStu
@benshapiro
I'm sure the Democratic People's Republic of Korea agrees with this take that since Socialist was in the name they HAD to be a socialist party.
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Trey Mancini is how I will be approaching every Oriole game from now until I die.
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