Janette Moser
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Unattractive and Weird, Voted most sartorially elegant Red Sox fan, Dirtbag Coastal Elite 🚒🚑 #birdland #dirtywater
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Curt Schilling could’ve ridden off into the sunset after the 2007 World Series as a beloved baseball star with all the good will in the world. But he squandered it because he just can’t stop himself from being a massive fuckface again and again.
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A friend just informed me they did this at Fenway tonight. These are the three firefighters we lost in a rowhouse fire in January. Excuse me for getting a little misty eyed. Class act.
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If you went to college on the GI Bill, kindly stfu about your distaste for student loan forgiveness.
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@kurteichenwald
@christoq
@AOC
I’m a Democrat. I’m the base. I love her. She’s speaking to people who aren’t old white men. Maybe you should listen.
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@Democracyplz4
@MsNyajuok
Firefighters wish they could have that weed in your car and not wait til retirement. 😂
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@PoultryChamp
@LokiLusts4u
@Imani_Barbarin
Nowhere in triage does it say to leave disabled people to die.
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Nah, that’s now how it works and also fuck you if you park in front of a fire hydrant.
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I took out approx 40k in student loans. I’ve made approx 70k in payments. I still have 23k left. Don’t fucking tell me “you borrowed it, you pay it.” I HAVE paid it. And after more than a decade was still denied PSLF.
Fuck you and your Protestant work ethic finger wagging.
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@SlimShady274
@donnaimamTX
@BernieSanders
In the end Joe Manchin won’t want to be the guy responsible for tanking covid relief. He’d vote for it with the initial parameters. If they give in to this it’s a huge mistake.
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@MuckAndTheMire
@AOC
Then put it back into the economy or donate it to someone who needs it. Other people on a 50k salary DO need it. Not everyone's situation is the same.
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This is so fucking dumb. You go to the ice cream date (which is good to begin with) and if you click with the person then you can always extend it into drinks and/or dinner.
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@BenRicciardo
@CNBC
@CNBCMakeIt
That 1k per year doesn’t even cover the interest on most people’s student loans. Let them have their fucking coffee.
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@mybudde_
@TheView
@HowardSchultz
Omg, free military? What a crazy idea. Almost as wild as having roads to drive on. 😂
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“College is not a trade school,” I keep repeating, as I walk into the sea.
The first two years of college are unnecessary as they’re only pre-reqs to your actual major. Normalize only having us take the classes that will help us learn about our MAJOR/CAREER.
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For the love of god, if you’re going boating at minimum know how to swim and have a basic boater safety course. Aside from being the law it’s common sense. Fuck.
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@btharris93
@jkass99
Birdland rep here. We don’t want whatever the fuck this is. Take the Ameriboo shit somewhere else.
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@Seraph1337
@annleegibson
@GeeDee215
I have always used dude regardless of gender. I can’t be the only one. Right? 😬
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@DexterDirt
@jemelehill
He literally said for white women to sit *next to him* and get their talking to. As in acknowledging his own privilege and issues....which he has done repeatedly in his routines for years.
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@Zuthal1
@PoultryChamp
@LokiLusts4u
@Imani_Barbarin
If it threatens everyone equally, those who can self extract will do so. Those who can’t are all the same. We don’t determine to carry out a disabled person only after carrying out people who are normally able bodied. It’s dependent on the nature of their injuries.
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@smmccracken
Yes, they should absolutely just go pick another job off the job tree. It's that simple.
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Had a cardiac arrest at work this morning and bystanders immediately began CPR, found an AED, and then used it. And used it correctly. I am so proud of them. 🥹
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@j_mcnulty54b
@TwoSandwichess
@Absurdosic
@mpfive0
@rava
@456trainMama
@GovKathyHochul
Criminal Justice is not a law degree.
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@MHBeagle
@HillaryClinton
Imagine spending your life fighting against your own made-up persecution. Sounds exhausting.
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@upsetthesetup
@GovLarryHogan
@POTUS
That’s not what’s happening here. The gov is calling bluff. That letter is full of shade.
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@redditships
Terrible design. The spout of a teapot is supposed to start closer to the base so that the leaves (which float) don’t pour out into the cup. The opposite is true for coffee pots since the grounds would sink to the bottom.
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@BlechBlechBlec1
@Stonekettle
@LikkitP
It’s not worry that they won’t vote. It’s worry that they’re armed, angry, and looking for a fight.
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@CharmCityTable
The Chesapeake Caesar (pic prior to dressing) at Italianos on Washington Blvd is also really good.
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@DoesNotExist96
@thebiggestyee
I’m sorry her widely relatable and correct tweet didn’t address your very specific circumstance.
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@BeccaJadeHammy
@SaruNinjaDesu
@RevenganceZero
@dani_g_3
@9thfloorvista
@Sarin_Dragon
Because we work twice as hard to be taken as seriously as the recliner dwellers.
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@antisyzygy
@AbeHaoleman
@AITA_online
Oh so it’s not about the table manners. You just have a weird disdain for Irish Americans.
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@sarahmucha
@jaketapper
The Biden campaign is commenting on shit that happened in January? Timely response. Jesus. Let us all know when he does something useful this month.
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This lifestyle is prohibitively expensive and out of reach for most people, even if they want it. Her father in law founded five airlines, one of which is JetBlue, and she’s standing in front of a 35k oven. It costs a lot to cosplay homestead.
ladies, theres nothing wrong with you if you want this over becoming a partner at a law firm
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@AngryBlackLady
But did you know that Tulsi Gabbard is in the National Guard? Not sure if she's mentioned it.
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Europeans in the comments: fuck American cultural norms. I don’t agree with them so I’ll do as I please while I’m there. Idc if it hurts the workers.
Also Europeans: stupid ignorant Americans need to learn how to abide by our cultural norms while they’re here.
Europeans visiting the US often don’t tip. They don’t understand that many professions here aren’t paid a living wage by their employers.
You don’t need to agree with this system. But you can’t take that frustration out on service staff.
Tip your waiters. Generously.
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Europeans (I know it’s not one country, I’m looking at all of you) scoff at American tourists for not knowing/understanding your customs but you come here and do this shit. This is Traveling in the US 101. You know about the custom, you just enjoy being condescending assholes.
these european bastards said “sorry we don’t tip”, laughed, and walked out.
close the borders to europeans NOW.
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We were told that Jessica Simpson, a size 6 at the time, was fat.
Just like the Love Actually storyline body shaming Martine McCutcheon, who looked like this.
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@peacemaker991
@CillizzaCNN
@Lis_Smith
Yea I’ve googled Pete, too. It certainly wasn’t because I was considering voting for him.
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I recharged the AC all by myself and now it works. Everyone plz clap.
Black car. Black leather seats. AC gone on strike. I’m fighting for my life out here.
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@spulliam
“When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.”
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@lions_by
That’s what makes your show relatable and different than sitting in a lecture hall.
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@Sobhedu
@foxbarlad
@PDChina
Besides the fact that the dog in this video is a malinois, not a shepherd.
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People are shitting on this and sure, don’t use command strips to put up moulding but Jesus Christ. It’s better than that shitty gray minimalism bullshit and who the fuck can afford a high end reno on top of NYC rent.
It looks very English/French cottage. I think it’s lovely.
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Reminds me when I got to the rock slide on Katahdin and this dude told me the summit was really close and the rest of the way was really chill.
It was not close. It was not chill. I actually started using chill to describe something grueling and shitty lmao.
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@_ItsMissBre
Had chicken pox in 89 or 90. It was terrible and the oatmeal baths did absolutely fuck-all to make it better. I want vaccines for allll the things.
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Go around? You mean put a kink in your 5” supply line that endangers lives? Again, fuck you and your car. Idc.
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Dude’s gonna have me driving up to Dorchester just for some Shanti 🤦♀️
This incredibly sincere white guy trying Indian food for the very first time and having his mind blown is so wholesome
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I knew that name sounded familiar for some reason.
The philosopher Agnes Callard talks frankly about her marriage—she left her ex-husband for her graduate student, and the three now live together—in hopes of showing students how philosophy can apply to the most consequential decisions of their lives.
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I’m not a Covid denier. I take it seriously. I’ve gotten vaxxed and had all the boosters. But this is nonsense. Plenty of elderly and disabled people have mild cases, are never hospitalized, and have no lasting effects.
Let’s set the record straight: Bernie Sanders, 82, would be dead, hospitalized, or noticeably disabled right now if he was a regular old grandpa and not a senator.
If you have to ask why I’m saying this, you’re not a leftist and you have no class consciousness.
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@ArmandoRaynal
@JoeBiden
Maybe you’d have some kind of argument if cops were out there treating covid patients. But they’re not.
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@WPAOG
“Served on the Texas frontier.” You conveniently left out the whole defining part of his career where he took up arms against the United States. Jesus. Do better.
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@bex0760
@Touchlamp5
@Jessica32628873
@AndrewGillum
Ok, stay with me here. He’s running on the democratic (blue) ticket right? So he would be the blue candidate. Not red. Not purple. Blue. But the goalposts are constantly moving aren’t they.
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Boston, NY, Philly, Baltimore, DC, Chicago, St Louis, Detroit, Appalachia, Memphis, Atlanta, New Orleans, all of Florida. Idk if all of us align on anything except for the fact that we will fight you.
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Came home from work to news that my cousin passed yesterday. A sweet and gentle soul who was rarely seen without his ALF. Well loved by everyone. Not sure what else to say here. He’ll be missed.
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@BarcaInmortal
@JoeKassabian
This is what you have to say about children being beheaded? Go fuck yourself.
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