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Editor-in-Chief, @baltimoremag ; Film and media critic; Cellist; Can't believe I'm still here; She/Her; ALL OPINIONS MY OWN

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Max Weiss
3 years
It's ironic that the people who are most pissed about the new mask restrictions are the ones that are responsible for the new mask restrictions.
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RT if you think Geoffrey Owens took a much more honorable path in his life than Bill Cosby
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This picture tho...
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Ted Cruz also suggested Sessions may have misspoke because he had been subjected to hours of grilling.
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This morning on Meet the Press Rudy Giuliani said that Don Jr. didn’t even know the email came from the Russians. It could’ve been anyone, he laughed. Uh, it specifically said “this is on behalf of Russia & its government’s support for Mr. Trump.” AND NO ONE CORRECTED HIM.
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6 years
His friends were murdered
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6 years
Catch me on @NRATV this morning talking about my challenge to @davidhogg111 to arm wrestle over the fate of the 2nd amendment. Think twig arms will tune in?
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A sign of how strange these times are. The Pentagon released legit pictures of a UFO today and it’s not even trending on Twitter.
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5 years
Don’t bring a Pence to a Pelosi fight.
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4 years
Can I explain a little something about Hillary Clinton supporters? We are extremely protective of her. We feel like she has been unfairly maligned for 30 years. (We feel this because it is true.) As a result, we are very quick to defend her.
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I don't know who took this photo, and I'd love to give them credit, but I found this image of Governor Wes Moore and Mayor Brandon Scott very moving.
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Max Weiss
3 years
Tonight I’m thinking of my hero @HillaryClinton , who attended Donald Trump’s inauguration despite the vile hatefulness of his campaign against her because she is a true patriot.
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Max Weiss
8 months
Yesterday, an article was published suggesting that Jimmy Fallon is a rage monster and Twitter was like, “Yeah, that checks out.” Today an article was published suggesting Martin Short is not that funny, and Twitter was like, “We rally at dawn!”
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Max Weiss
4 years
Has Donny Deutsch ever HEARD Elizabeth Warren? She’s the opposite of strident. She’s folksy. It is so bizarre what some men hear when intelligent women speak.
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I do believe Mattson wanted to fuck Shiv but I think he was testing Tom in that scene. He wanted to make sure Tom was fully compliant, a man with no sense of honor, no moral code. Needless to say, Tom passed.
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1 year
I was shocked to discover that the girl washing my hair at the salon today was too young for Twilight or Harry Potter. I said to her, what was the pop-culture phenomenon of your high school? She paused for a second, and replied “COVID?” ☹️
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Max Weiss
3 years
People really don't understand how popular Hillary Clinton is.
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Max Weiss
4 years
For people saying Taylor Swift isn’t forthcoming enough in MISS AMERICANA. She talks about an eating disorder, low self esteem, her fear of rejection, and sexual assault. What do want, her social security number?
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1 year
The Ben Shapiro thread on the GLASS ONION is legit hilarious. Putting the (predictable) politics aside, he says that Johnson misdirects and deceives the audience. Sacre bleu! A misdirection in a murder mystery? Now I’ve seen everything!
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1 year
I’ve never seen a funnier scene where someone is assassinating a bunch of people. Give Jennifer Coolidge all the Emmys. #TheWhiteLotus
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3 years
One of the funny things about Hillary Clinton’s podcast, which I love, is that guests are always talking about how depressed they were when she lost. And she always responds with an enthusiastic, “I know, right?”
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Max Weiss
2 years
Justice for Selena Gomez
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3 years
Worst Wes Anderson film ever
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2 years
Absolute classic Gen X moment
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4 years
In six minutes, Rep. Katie Porter did more for this country than Donald Trump has done in three years
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Adam Parkhomenko
4 years
I love that @RepKatiePorter pulled a giant expo board out of thin air
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Max Weiss
3 years
It wasn't about the mean tweets. The mean tweets were an excuse. It was because she was seen as a surrogate for Hillary Clinton, a kind of deranged hatred that unites the right and the far left.
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5 years
Joe Scarborough suggests that Democrats start wielding the word fascists as indiscriminately and irresponsibly as Republicans wield the word socialists. I think he’s onto something.
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Max Weiss
7 years
Imagine a woman losing the primary by 4 million votes and then demanding that the party recreate itself in her image.
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Max Weiss
6 years
I understand you can’t always fact check in the moment. (Although that one was a softball.) But I have a solution. If a mouthpiece goes on a show 3 times and tells a flagrant, demonstrable lie they are not ever invited back.
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Max Weiss
3 years
I really do challenge anyone who has demonized Hillary over the years—you know who you are—to listen to three episodes of her podcast. You’ll find her to be an uncommonly wise, kind, curious, erudite, and witty person. The opposite of who you think she is.
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Max Weiss
6 years
This is part of my—and I’m sure your—continuing frustration with TV news. They let these Trump propagandists go on without fact checking them.
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Max Weiss
1 year
It’s not a coincidence that Leonardo DiCaprio has only worked with one female director. A middle-aged dude who keeps dating women under 23 doesn’t respect women. As always, be more like Keanu.
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5 years
Regina King wins Oscar and gets escorted on stage by Chris Evans? Everyone else is vying for second place. #oscars
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1 year
@stevanzetti @elonmusk How had this never occurred to me? All of these people who say they’ve been “red-pilled,” who think they’ve seen the light and that wokeism is ruining this country are quoting a film created by TWO TRANS WOMEN. The irony is *chef’s kiss*
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Max Weiss
3 years
Not since a “taco truck on every corner” has a tweet been so clueless about the good news it’s projecting
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Nikki Haley
3 years
Time to face the harsh reality, socialist Bernie Sanders will become the chairman of the Sen Budget Committee. He has vowed to use his position to enact his progressive agenda on healthcare, climate, infrastructure spending, & cutting defense spending. @standamericanow
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Max Weiss
3 years
This Neera Tanden thing is gross. Feels like one of those things where forces on the right and forces on the far left are joining together to take down a qualified woman. Sound familiar?
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Max Weiss
4 years
“I’m so in love with Hannah Ann.” Does Peter not realize we saw last night’s episode? #TheBachelor
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Max Weiss
6 years
WE WOULD NEVER SEE KELLYANNE OR RUDY AGAIN!!
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Max Weiss
2 years
I love that the Academy asked Will Smith to leave the Oscars and he was like, "No" and they were like, "No worries, just thought we'd ask."
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3 years
In the spirit of MANK, what story from Hollywood history do you want to see told on film? The more controversial and niche, the better.
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Max Weiss
4 years
On a very fundamental level, Bernie thinks that Trump voters are decent people who are just disenfranchised. That’s why he’s using Rogan as a conduit to get to them. He truly believes (and has always believed) that his message will resonate with them.
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3 years
The rare dippo emerging from the mud! (via @dog_rates )
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Max Weiss
6 years
Me voting in 2016 vs me voting in 2018
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"After an extensive and totally fair job search, I have decided to hire...myself" - Mike Richards
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3 years
I can say with utmost confidence that Harry Styles DGAF about what Ben Shapiro and Candace Owens think about him.
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Max Weiss
7 years
Get into a Twitter war with @Wendys at your own peril.
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Max Weiss
4 years
@chrislhayes @chrissyteigen @AditiJuneja3 There’s Chris Hayes famous and then there’s Chrissy Teigen famous
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Max Weiss
3 years
Why do they all look like creepy dolls who were granted a 24 hour wish to become real boys?
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5 years
My level of athleticism is this woman hurting her shoulder clapping for Nadal #USOpen2019
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4 years
JOJO RABBIT is being re-released in theaters today. A lot of Film Twitter sophisticates hate it. I love it—and here's why. Primarily, it's a film about maternal love. About whether you'd let your kid be an actual Nazi if you thought it would protect him.
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1 year
When Justin Bieber wears this, it’s featured on GQ’s Instagram page. When I wear it, it’s a “cry for help”and a sign that I’ve “given up.”
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Max Weiss
3 years
Can we just take a moment to praise journalist @atrupar for always having the exact video clip or transcript that we need? The man's like Google, but for Twitter.
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Do you ever just sit around and think about how CATCH ME IF YOU CAN is Steven Spielberg's most underrated film?
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Max Weiss
6 years
RT if you’d much rather have LeBron James as president than Donald Trump.
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6 years
(Alas, we are stuck with Sarah Huckabee Sanders.)
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5 years
@keithboykin @chrislhayes A 29-year-old bullying a 61-year-old feels just about right for Trump supporters
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Max Weiss
6 years
God help us all
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I will say this. If you’re going to nominate TOP GUN: MAVERICK For Best Picture, you’ve gotta nominate Tom Cruise. He’s the whole thing. He’s the Top Gun AND the Maverick. He’s the movie and the movie is him.
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@domwakeford Talk about a member of the royal family!
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3 years
@JamesSchamus @SamuelAAdams @nycDSA I’ve never before seen a picture that so perfectly captured the essence of a politician
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Max Weiss
4 years
Pretty much says it all
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@HillaryClinton I love Hillary Unplugged
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3 years
I applaud the genius who cut to Mitt Romney stewing when Biden mentioned taxing the rich.
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@chrissyteigen It’s so important you share this story. Many people don’t realize that a total abortion ban includes lifesaving procedures like this. Thank you. 🙌
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Max Weiss
4 years
Who’s the most famous person you ever saw live on stage? I’d say Kevin Spacey in The Iceman Cometh. (He was good—sorry!)
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Max Weiss
5 years
Once it’s confirmed that Trump is a Russian asset, shouldn’t we nullify every judge he’s appointed and every policy he’s enacted?
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Max Weiss
4 years
Here’s a question I have about our current pandemic. People keep saying life as we once knew it is never going to be the same. But there was a flu pandemic in 1918 and life returns to normal pretty quickly after that. What makes this different?
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@TulsiGabbard Hillary Clinton got 66 million votes in the last presidential election. You’re polling at...checks notes...2 percent. Only in your fevered imagination is this race about you in any way shape or form.
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Max Weiss
6 years
Sharks: “We don’t want his money.”
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David Fahrenthold
6 years
In the @intouchweekly interview, Stormy Daniels says @realDonaldTrump wouldn't give to shark charities. I checked: the Trump Fdn. gave $0 to any shark-focused charities. Closest was $10K to Florida Keys Reef Relief, where a Trump friend is on the board.
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@DwyaneWade @NickCannon Anti-Semitism is not leadership.
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Max Weiss
5 years
I believe the headline was supposed to read: “Ghost of Nigerian president denies claim he died and was replaced by an imposter.”
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5 years
Nigeria president denies claim he died and was replaced by imposter
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Max Weiss
7 years
Please clap
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Jeb Bush
8 years
. @realDonaldTrump is a chaos candidate, and he'd be a chaos president. #GOPDebate
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5 years
One day I’ll be able to watch a Hillary Clinton interview and not be filled with a potent combination of rage and sorrow that she’s not our president. Oh, who am I trying to kid? That day is never going to come. #Maddow
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4 years
Another reason why we need media literacy training in high school: People lump all "media" together. They make no distinction between a news page or an opinion page, a news bureau or a cable talk show host, a pundit or a reporter, etc.
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2 years
It’s not just that he’s wrong and it’s not just that he’s racist, although both things are demonstrably true. It’s his mocking, derisive laughter that makes my skin crawl. That brand of gleeful nihilism has fully permeated the right.
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Aaron Rupar
2 years
Tucker Carlson says Derek Chauvin did not commit murder
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5 years
@EWErickson What was it that swayed you: the separation of children from their parents at the border or the uptick in hate crimes?
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Max Weiss
7 years
I think this tweet actually broke me
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Chris Hayes
7 years
The funny thing is that if the Ritz Carlton Moscow tape were to ever come out it would be, like, a two day story. Tops.
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2 years
One problem we have in this country is that the left is very concerned about dividing the country further, whereas the right has essentially made dividing the country its primary platform.
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@BenjaminCrew1 “Wait, this isn’t the popcorn guy?”
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Max Weiss
4 years
Nero is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is getting recognized more and more
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5 years
I hate when they replace the actress midseason
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chris evans
5 years
No comment. 👀
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@baddestmamajama Suffice it to say, this dude fundamentally did not understand 500 DAYS OF SUMMER
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5 years
I’ve heard some Republicans suggest that the Dems have been crying racism for so long that when *actual* racism comes it falls on deaf ears. Here’s a new narrative: It’s been racism this whole damn time and we’ve been warning you and it’s exactly what led to this ugly moment.
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5 years
Most popular responses: Idris Elba Oscar Isaac Chris Pine Michael B. Jordan Bradley Cooper Ryan Gosling Jason Momoa None seem right. (Elba is closest but not quite Pitt/Cruise level.)
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Can we say Hannah Gadsby’s It’s Pablo-matic is dumb without rewriting history on NANETTE? It was a fascinating meta narrative on comedy, homophobia, and self-loathing. It wasn’t ha-ha funny but it was interesting as hell.
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Max Weiss
6 years
I just heard some pundit say that if Hillary Clinton hadn’t used a personal email server, she would have won the election. Repeat after me: IT WAS NEVER ABOUT THE EMAILS. It was never even about Benghazi. They hated her, attacked her, and far too many of you were easy marks.
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Max Weiss
4 years
To say I love Bernie Sanders but I hate his followers on Twitter is the moral equivalent of saying I love Donald Trump but I hate his tweets. His followers are created in his image.
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Max Weiss
2 years
Ha ha
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5 years
Who's the big male heartthrob movie star right now? My whole life we've had one: Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Leonardo DiCaprio. There isn't that one guy right now, is there?
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@kylegriffin1 It is so bizarre when people have no moral code and no personal integrity. They just fling around their hypocritical and self serving opinions like a monkey throwing shit.
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Max Weiss
1 year
@mattmfm @dcft_thefilm She even wore a matching shirt. This is stagecraft at its finest.
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Max Weiss
7 years
@peterdaou In an interview, Hugh Laurie once said, "I feel like I missed the first act where she burned down the orphanage."
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Max Weiss
4 years
I can’t believe Trump is out there encouraging violence against journalists and it’s not the biggest scandal of the year. We are all so desensitized. It’s terrifying how quickly that happened.
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Max Weiss
2 years
My mother tweets the old-fashioned way: By sending a letter to the Sun.
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1 year
@jbouie The guy was absolutely dying to call Dan an east coast elite. The Virginia thing really threw him off.
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Max Weiss
3 years
Guys, I found James Carville's burner account!
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Max Weiss
3 years
Just once can the likes of Piers Morgan, Ben Shapiro, Charlie Kirk, and Megyn Kelly NOT side with the racists? I mean, mix it up. Surprise us.
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Max Weiss
7 years
The right is shocked, shocked, SHOCKED by that Kathy Griffin stunt.
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Max Weiss
4 years
Melissa Villaseñor should host the Oscars
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Saturday Night Live - SNL
4 years
This year's Oscar nominee theme: 🎶 White Male Rage 🎶 #SNL
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5 years
Your occasional reminder that young Ralph Fiennes looked like this
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3 years
It's going to be so hard to convince anyone under 30 that the GOP used to at least have SOME serious people in congress and they weren't all trolls and grifters and criminals.
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