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@AoDespair

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Author, journalist and TV writer/producer. Angriest Man in Television is faint praise indeed.

Baltimore, MD
Joined August 2012
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David Simon
2 years
Time for bed and I've wasted a day arguing with seemingly every useless, part-of-the-problem, I-know-half-of-this-story shitmonger on this hellscape of a platform, and by that I mean every mook who thinks you can rationalize the barbarism of Hamas, or every scrote who thinks...
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Kimi Yoshino
6 months
Never in my wildest dreams did I think we’d be here today, three years in, winning a Pulitzer. My heart is full today. I am so proud of @AlissaZhu @JessMGallagher @FurrierTranform, the newsroom and everyone at this very special organization.
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The Baltimore Banner was awarded the Pulitzer Prize on Monday for groundbreaking local journalism that exposed Baltimore as the deadliest large city in the nation for drug overdoses.
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David Simon
10 months
You racist mutt. Ed Burns, the co-creator of the television narrative, was the lead investigator on the Title III cases that encountered all of the counter-surveillance and organizational depth inherent in the Baltimore drug game. We used the real.
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David Simon
1 year
https://t.co/cdyho8bKOK Follow me here. The account here will remain dormant due to the present management of the site.
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David Simon
1 year
This thread. If you require any further explanation for why this account is going dormant and why this platform is no longer tenable, read on. And then join the rest of us at Bluesky.
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Marc Johnson
1 year
I knew there were a lot of fake accounts on this platform, but they are usually obvious. I had no idea how intricate and complex the ruse could be. Get a load of this story. 1/
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David Simon
1 year
If you are following me to the wild blue yonder, be advised that the following rules are to be enforced at the new platform: Address me as "bro" or "dude"? Utterly blocked. Make a Baltimore joke while not from Baltimore. Gone. Misuse the word "evacuate." Dead. "Rowhouse" as
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David Simon
1 year
Dormant account under present management of this social media site. Will return to post any subsequent platform, but otherwise unmonitored. God bless us all. Even the scrotes and shitheels.
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David Simon
1 year
He needs to get Yahweh out of his thieving mouth, yes.
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Mark Elliott ([email protected])
1 year
If everyone who stole millions from welfare recipients voted this would be the result.
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David Simon
1 year
Ah, someone showed me a point in a later video at which she drops the sunglasses. It's her. So taking down this earlier question.
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David Simon
1 year
Be advised that this entire hellsite will become a rancid cesspool of lies and disinformation tonight and through the next several days. It was purchased and restructured for this precise purpose. Expect nothing less than a projectile vomiting of hype, falsehoods and petulant
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David Simon
1 year
Yup. Put down the paintbrush and do one singular correct thing in your life. Just to see how it fucking feels.
@TheRickWilson
Rick Wilson
1 year
Still not too late for W to just tweet, “Yeah, fuck that guy. I’m with Kamala.”
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@mehdirhasan
Mehdi Hasan
1 year
Trump & Vance have called Harris, the first Black woman to run for president, "trash," "low IQ," "lazy as hell," "a stupid person," not Black, & said nothing as their supporters have suggested she was/is a prostitute. Never let the racist GOP say the word "civility" ever again.
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@SarahLongwell25
Sarah Longwell
1 year
Please let this be true today: “There was always just enough virtue in this Republic to save it; sometimes none to spare, but still enough to meet the emergency.” —William Seward, Secretary of State during the civil war.
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@baltsunguild
Baltimore Sun Guild ☀️
1 year
The Letter to the Editor that the Baltimore Sun won't publish:
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David Simon
1 year
Fucking college again. He needs to pay someone to take the exams again. This shit never ends.
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Slate
1 year
Suddenly, the Electoral College is posing a problem for Trump.
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David Simon
1 year
Will someone within earshot be so good as to contact this gentleman and tell him that his insights have caused me to go into a deep moment of research and introspection and that yes, he is correct, and I am misinformed as to the vast reach of the First Amendment. Either that, or
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David Simon
1 year
Madam, your first clue -- and your last, I shall not guide you to coherence with anything further -- is the concluding phrase of the tweet "But Pelosi's the crazy one here." Take a breath. Read it again. I'll be in the kitchen if you honestly need me for anything else. I have an
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David Simon
1 year
This is concerning. I once harbored some hopes of making a living as a writer. Not say, with the precision of eb1966 of the internets and his notable literary criticism, but I don't know, maybe limericks or ad copy or something. I'll rethink everything now.
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eb1966
1 year
@AoDespair You failed at communicating. You admitted that. I pointed that out, and you completely lost your shit. Good luck in eventually growing up.
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