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@monty_sexton
That’s the rule: if your woman assaults me, I give you 200mg of melatonin. Y’all settle that at the house.
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YEAH, GLO!!!!!!
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If you hit me in my chest and my nose starts bleeding, I’m getting in the car and going STRAIGHT to Urgent Care.
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Every black person in Montgomery:
When my guy tossed the hat like Bobby Shmurda, that was the bat signal
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@Nana_Stevie
@pholanthropist
Do you have white dress shoes on, homie? Possibly patent leather or some similarity shiny fabric? I’m sorry but I had to ask.
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I knew another angle of the failed Cam Newton jumping would emerge. I knew it. Smfh.
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@finegodmother
@mminthecity
I was waiting for Jerry to apply copious skippity-paps but he exercised the control of a professional.
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@Ecnerwal23
Quite possibly the first documented evidence of a comedian standing on business.
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@MrGee54
+1 for this. Been years for me and I was literally on/off the table in 15 mins. Compression shorts are a must, keep the boys snug, especially when you’re sleeping and you’re Gucci. I woke up day one without mine, nuts dropped and I called Jesus on FaceTime.
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@nickhajek
@RobertNBCLA
@deray
@AmericanAir
@JFKairport
@JohnWayneAir
@FBI
Yep. This person did everything you said. This person believed that the rules wouldn’t apply to them and there’s an entire discussion to be had about how that occurs—none of it is good.
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@arieella_
I’ve said this more in the past year than all my years on earth combined. That kid understands.
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@Jani__Gee
“It turns out, McMillie’s two children had gone to the restroom without telling her, according to the arrest report.”
🥴
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An absolute gem from the homie
@phontigallo
. This can be applied to art and just life itself.
@RapperBigPooh
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@hectormejianews
@8NewsNow
Drunk going 156 on on a street is basically shooting a rifle into a parking lot blindfolded. Dude is getting all 20.
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@DavidDTSS
@KiaSpeaks
This also just a black tee. A plain black tee. Talcum X wild out here, man. Smh
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@RaveenTheDream
@cakezilllla
Especially because he’s clearly anxious. She recognizes it and she’s reassuring him at the same time.
Your point about physical touch not always being romantic is soooo spot on and I’ve tried to elaborate that to people
#OnHere
more than once.
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@juicyarista
Some don’t even need wings and liquor tbh. Some just do it for the love of the game.
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Yuck. Rodgers’ calf appears to bulge. Not good, man. Not good at all.
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@asj519
This thread is a litany of women vehemently telling men what they don’t like, all the while being contrary to what men are saying. That’s amazing and not at all telling about the women. Not one bit. 🥴
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@Jani__Gee
LMFAO. Someone said “plot twist, her kids escaped from her on another flight”
I would’ve said “my bad” then started cleaning up and plugging shit back into wildly incorrect ports 😂
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@byeeitsjanea
@julianakilrose
I’m sorry you died. Maybe others can learn from your sacrifice. Thank you for your service.
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@Jani__Gee
🤦🏾♂️ It simply cannot be created by most of us, I’ve accepted that. I’ve found that what women often find sexy are the most organic (and benign in my mind) things. ie: driving and putting on/taking off a suit
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@ramseyboltin
@G2ORY
Roughly 80,000 people have viewed and only 3 have liked it.
Please let this continue.
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Ice tap water tastes just like Fiji in these mfs.
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@SpoiledRottenSP
@LowendAssJerry
She’s an off duty Chicago cop. Apparently she broke up a fight between four men, one of which was trying to rob the other two. They were working dude over, she intervened and then he eventually tried robbing her. He died at the hospital.
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@Lizzs_Lockeroom
I remember when Ice Cube played that cop in “New Jack” city. Been a fan ever since.
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@BlackDonCheadle
Myriad of variables. $550 isn’t absurd for a 2021 anything. She could have good credit with a loaded Jeep/good credit with a shorter loan/bad credit with any of those variables. Point is, if none of this immediately came to mind, you probably shouldn’t be leading her.
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@OshunchildJ
Either you attended Freaknik via the window seat of Scrotum Airlines or you’re lying.
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@DragonflyJonez
This.
The peak flex was those whose parents would grab them on their lunch break and bring them to school. That’s the most that would happen for a weekday drop. It was never “if” you could get them.
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@tweetsbysparks
@luviega44
@TortugaBorracho
@SixDos
The way I just yell laughed and woke up my puppy 😂😂😂
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@Kingof_Diamond
@DamnSheTall
1. This is awesome.
2. I’d blow every ligament in my lower quadrant if I tried this.
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@theresalenz
@rolandsmartin
@SouthwestAir
What’s the point of this if not to be offensive? What kills me is the utter brazenness of it. I couldn’t dare feel comfortable at my place of employment doing something like this and I don’t face customers at all.
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@_willcompton
A supervisor, coach etc saying this goes a long way, man. The hardest part of accountability is the whole accountability part.
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@HighHeelEsquire
Because no dude who does the regular Saturday morning stuff is thinking “let me set up a camera and catch all 19 angles and then edit me power washing the deck and detailing my car.”
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The missed half court backboard lob from Ed Cota. Legendary.
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@Sirprince23
This a wild way to tell the world that you’re extra toddler sized, fam. I wouldn’t advise it.
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@MrGee54
@no_cut_card
“WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!? I AM!!!” might be the hardest trash talking line in sports history lmao.
Pete the Great, a STL legend.
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@NoPauseTv
Tell me you don’t have car insurance without telling me you don’t have car insurance 😂
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@JDVance1
This is pure, unadulterated Gospel. I challenge anyone upset about this to answer the inquiry.
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Yea, it’s a situational name for sure. When your head is between the bed frame and the nightstand? Send it.
Not when we’re in isle 13 at Target on a Thursday afternoon, the sun is still out…
I cant ever see myself calling my lover "daddy" in broad daylight in a regular conversation like ummmm- 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Mansa_Musa10
@NOTKoolKerm_
Absolutely and this was figured out after someone needed massive dental work. Bodies moving at full speed, contact happens a lot and with no helmets.
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@DragonflyJonez
@Greatunclebob
If you didn’t read this tweet in this voice, we can’t be friends.
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@barstoolsports
Don’t Wayne have a big house with long hallways and ten bathrooms so people can shit all day?
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@2ndLong
@tweetsbysparks
@luviega44
@TortugaBorracho
@SixDos
Done already. His look of disbelief mixed with “dude, wtf?” was more than enough to elicit such.
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