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Y’all heard “sex education for kindergartners” and immediately took it to extremes
Teaching children the appropriate names for body parts and how to avoid somebody touching them inappropriately is normal lmao
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Damn, almost like Polio was a crisis and it needed to be dealt with or something
I work at a thrift store and found this vaccine card from 1956. Felt weirdly timely
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That early quarantine period from March-May 2020 was really a vibe highkey lol
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High school was hilarious because why is the softball coach teaching World History lmao
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Coach Carter just wanted some high school students to go to class, do their homework and the entire town told him to go to hell lmaoo
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Maintenance men shouldn't just have free will to enter your apartment anyway. I live alone as a man and that shit gets on MY nerves. Can't imagine how women feel
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“Pause” is funnier when you really gotta pause lmaoo
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Porn has fried people's brains and I stand on that. Why are you fucking in the steakhouse?
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Yes
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Cheating on me at the bachelorette party means there's no wedding. Idc what y'all niggas say
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Boy is this some loser shit here
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Roddy Ricch came out too hard. That was the problem. Nigga was too fye immediately
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Mf was in a LAMBORGHINI and actually PULLED OVER
Traffic stop in Houston led police to find over 100 lbs of weed, cocaine, meth, 230k in cash & stolen Lambo
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He is where he needs to be
People get mad creative in prison. I can’t lie, that mf is thick af though! 😅😂
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Let’s see the whole conversation
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Yeah you sure showed him huh?
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We gone spin for Steve forever
A pack of blacktip reef sharks successfully hunt a juvenile stingray in an intense ambush.
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So what? Why go into medicine if you don't believe in medicine?
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Hoes really talking about “You don’t know what’s in the cup” and that’s a hell of loser ass hill to die on
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Why is watching porn on the clock not the issue here? Lmaooo
A Nurse who had an “OnlyFans” account was fired due to coworkers watching her videos at work 😳
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Waffle House been in business 24/7 for 67 years and you’ve never seen a commercial yet you talking about “poor marketing” over a TikTok sandwich. You are not who Waffle House is targeting
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Chloe fine as hell but you can tell she just found that out lol
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If she lets me fuck on the first link, I just assume I worked my move properly. I don't think lowly of her, I think highly of me lol
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Porn shouldn't even be as easily accessible as it is to begin with
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I really miss the country being shutdown. I don’t know why that time was so peaceful for me but I enjoyed the shit out of it
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Doxxed somebody over a celebrity who doesnt know you exist and now you can’t take the NCLEX. More of that please actually
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Every time a rapper dies, it's always some instructions being given to Black men when the truth of the matter is niggas would really like to just be able to exist in whatever capacity. Like Dolph was buying cookies, what are we talking about man?
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I don't know man. Y'all be 33 talking about not wanting your coworkers to speak to you in the morning. I imagine kids feel that same exact way
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Yeah telling women they're gonna be single for life or won't have a family just doesn't hit like it used to. These women don't care lmao
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I ain't never seen a city knock literally a whole generation of talent like Chicago
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Ruined your life at 24 because you went through a phone a decided that was grounds for running people over...with an infant in the car. Natural Selection
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Naw buddy in the Black shorts my kinda partna. He peeped the screen from 40 out and had the angle lol
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This video solved a murder and single handedly got an entire clique case up and a complex shut down lmao
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I completely understand the hype behind the music. She's just like yall. I get it
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I really don't like "thoughtful" gifts. I like material shit. Don't make me a "100 things I like about you" vision board. I want a Glock crazy lady
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Why don’t y’all ask hypotheticals about people’s daughters wanting to be astronauts or some shit?
If your 13 year old daughter gets pregnant, and wanted to have it, what do you do?
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Why does just paying for what y'all ordered infuriate y'all so much?
The bill came to $1017.68 here comes these two like “i only got a drink” Then sweetie why did you comeeee!?! Never will i go to dinner with bitches other than my friends again
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I bet you they found that mf wallet though
Latto allegedly took back all her money she threw at the club after her wallet came up missing 😳👀
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Uber, Lyft and Airbnb are now more expensive and more of a hassle than what they were designed to make easier and cheaper
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Nigga not finna slap me in front of Beyonce, Lupita and Regina Hall then go home to his family. Im tellin ya now
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Y’all were on here telling a 16 year old she was accepting the bare minimum because she was excited about a drive in movie date
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It's also a blatant lie. My granddaddy was born in 1937. We literally just had lunch lmaoo
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If me liking women's pictures is me saying I wanna fuck them then why are you posting pictures so men can tell you they wanna fuck you? See how stupid that sounds?
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“Men wanna holler at your when you’re “bummy” because they think you have low self esteem and it’s easier to bag you”
Lady, it is 3:17 on a Sunday afternoon and we are in Target. I have slides and Nike tights on. I just think you’re pretty man lmaoo
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They’d know that if they went to the appointments
Just an fyi. You can dna test a baby early in the pregnancy
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He’s never incorrect on these subjects
Bow Wow wants labels to bring back artist development
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“Influencers” come to the gym with a tripod and think everybody’s supposed to stare at the floor until they’re done lol
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Yeah we get it. The macaroni sounds like y'all. Oh my God, so funny. Ms. Wet Pussy you're hilarious
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I found you attractive, pursued you. Got to know you, realized you suck, moved on. Women cannot fathom a nigga getting to know them and then changing his mind lmaoo
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I couldn’t imagine my girl living with me & me making her pay half the rent, call me what you want but that’s some loser shit 😭😭
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Never boarded a plane and found somebody sitting in my seat because God be knowing who to give those battles to
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He also said Whitney Houston is alive in Soulja Boy’s body
Man Fuck them white Kids on Nickelodeon! Orlando Brown Been saying this shit for years and he get called crazy. The world is weird man.
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Again, active father here so excuse my ignorance but if you child’s mother has the child all the time, you’re gonna have to explain to me why you think your $300 is life changing.
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Which means she knows she shouldn’t have had it at 18, which leads to a conversation we don’t wanna honestly have lol
Bhad Bhabie says people who joined her OnlyFans right when she turned 18 should be in jail
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You cant explain to niggas that it wasnt normal for them to "lose their virginity" to adult women
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Y’all made it seem like Kirk was cussing at a 7 year old. That man’s son is 33 years old lmaooo
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They caught him on camera, broad day.
Kay Flock says he’s either beating his case or getting life in prison: “ I ain’t coppin pleas”
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If you've been with her for years, you'd remember the cookies
Imagine you been wit a chick for years and she up and leave cuz you ain get da cookies she liked lmfao man foh
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You niggas who refuse to do the bare minimum make niggas like me look like Superman when I come around so I appreciate you lol
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Every year y'all say Friday After Next isn't a Christmas movie and every year you're wrong. Look at the fucking promotional poster
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I would’ve went and got the hose. I’ll show you some racism.
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This is stupid as shit lol
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We supposed to be sliding nephew/niece $20-$50 at the cookout but y’all 33 still thinking yall the babies of the family. It’s over with man lmao
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Y'all don't date nigga with careers. That's why you talking about friend groups not having leader and niggas getting "sent to the store." You 27 years old
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Julius just wanted his money’s worth. Mr Krabs sold his best employee for $.62 lol
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See, this is the motherfucking problem
Thug don't even fuck wit Gunna but this the shit y'all saying lmaooooo
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DUI sympathy takes are terrible. Best way to never get a DUI is to drive like you have some fucking sense. The best way to do that? Not getting too drunk to drive the fucking car
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Well if we stopped letting people bring dogs everywhere…
A larger dog grabs a puppy off of a woman's lap while she is eating lunch
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Men are different though. If we out and one of my dawgs gets the "come through" text from a chick he been wanting, we damn near pushing that nigga out the car. Nigga GO!
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Idc about no 17 year old lying about her age because you have to be the same place they are mentally to not be able to tell an idiot teenager is talking to you
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Niggas so horny and porn brained they think is flattering or normal behavior
So at 3am this morning. The stalker that’s been harassing me for years decided to pull up to my moms crib, drunk as hell, in a full lingerie set. The police finally arrested her 🥳🙌🏾🙌🏾
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Nah some of y'all really letting us know you'd let a nigga talk greasy about your woman in front of you lmaoo
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