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you don’t have to thump watermelons at the market 🍉
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i’m glad y’all brought up michael phelps because now i can post this
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i will lay down at the SLIGHTEST inconvenience and i’ve never once regretted it.
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How do we know we’re in the middle of the pandemic? What if we’re still at the beginning 🤭
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Black Mirror said “girl look around!”
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breaking generational curses by simply not producing more generations >>>
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“Everyday is Valentine’s Day” -a man who is going to make sure none of your days is Valentine’s Day.
men turn into hoteps when they're broke.
"all holidays are man made."
"i don't need a day just to show you how much i love you"
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i have kept it very cool since march 2020, but i’m bout to run out.
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not spending the night at any and everybody house.
What’s Something You Thought Your Parents Were Trippin About When You Were Younger But Now As An Adult You Understand Why?
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my fave thing about her is she’s 59 and she really left her pastor husband and started LIVIN 😩
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keke palmer don’t know nobody white and i respect it.
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I mentioned this to my therapist one (1) time in 2020 and she clocked me so bad about it. She asked me “why do you care if someone is trying to play you or thinks you’re dumb?” And I was like “wait…”
I’m not even hurt when someone tries to bullshit me, I’m ANNOYED because they’re trying to insult my intelligence
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y’all. my grandma just called me and said “now teach me about this tulsa massacre thing…you know they ain’t teach us nun like that in school in the south.” so i got to teach my grandmother.
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i love us forreal because this is exactly what i mean.
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she cleared the eating “scene” in a lot of major cities
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the thing that always gets me is i cannot imagine a nigga named Verdine looking any other way.
Verdine White from Earth Wind and Fire been moisturized, talented and unbothered for over 5 decades now. A King
#blackboyjoy
#Verzuz
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I am once again advocating for all teachers to QUIT and let these folks have the kids full time.
Parent almost fights a teacher at Lithonia High School today.
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This is why i don’t believe in being twins after like 13 years old.
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if you have a Black parent, there’s about a 99% chance their fave ice cream flavor is butter pecan (pronounced differently than pecan) or black walnut.
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My explanation was that if ppl think I’m dumb, that means they think they can get over on me. And she goes “…well can they?” And I respond “no cuz I’m not stupid.” And we just sat there looking at each other.
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Unfortunately, this abbreviation of “homegirls” has been rejected.
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every family needs a house manager. shoutout to nathan 😩
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what products went triple platinum in your grandmas house?
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I’ve been “poppin my shit at Chili’s” since Sunday and still cracking tf up.
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i don’t even have to be your friend. o told my dental hygienist to leave her man this morning.
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Also…you can do hard things.
Please stop letting people deter you by telling you that something is hard. Everyone's hard isn't YOUR hard!
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is this a light or a white? help.
They say woman love a sharp dressed man 🤷♂️🔥
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I’m always being subjected to weird ass shit in public. I’m at the the grocery store picking out a rotisserie chicken and out of NOWHERE, this lady next to me says, “excuse me, but do you ever feel like you’re ignored as a light skinned person in this country?” So I’m like…
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There is no hell hot enough. I want hell to rain down earthside.
As Gaza’s Hospitals Run Out of Fuel, Incubated Preterm Babies ‘Will Not Make It’
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Sister none of these words are in the Bible.
What’s a nice gift to get a guy you just started talking to?
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a man asked me out for valentine’s day and led with “so how many abortions have you had?” in the middle of a live jazz performance.
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every single part of this video is funny because she filmed the entire thing, so you KNOW this is routine behavior.
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nobody is playing about keith lee and i’m giggling at every defense video
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I didn’t think I’d need to give this disclaimer, but my therapist asks questions in earnest. It forces me to think about the material impact of what I’m anxious/ruminating about. We do have a good time wit it though.
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if you’re not very careful as a straight woman, dating will have you thinking it’s something wrong with you. there isn’t. i promise.
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So quit askin for loan money back. Tf.
I believe that college should be a ticket to the middle class, not a burden that weighs people down with debt for decades to come.
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tell ppl they great great grandma was full blooded Cherokee.
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Valentine’s Day is everyday niggas: what y’all doing to celebrate today?
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It’s 3 yellow boys named Jaiden, Brayden, and Kayden somewhere who do not play about this woman.
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this why i advocate for being mean to men. look how they act!
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honestly if your man is struggling, the best thing you can do for both of y’all is leave him.
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Then why is your mom white?
My daddy AND granddaddy are both in the National Museum of African American History & Culture in DC…do not come for meeeeeeeee!!!
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me when y’all get judgmental about hoarder/extremely messy homes:
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Quote this tweet with your interpretation of “tall, dark and handsome”.
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I said “honestly, no girl.” She continues “oh cuz i been standing here and nobody is helping me. Maybe I gotta be DARK SKINNED to get some service.”
Bitch i turned my cart around so fast cuz the dark skinned ppl in question were COPS. Absolutely fuckin not.
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for context, my grandmother was born in 1930 (as far as we know).
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i’d bet my last dollar this nigga don’t know where “honor your father and mother” is in the bible because “fathers, do not provoke your children to anger by the way you treat them,” is RIGHT below it.
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we all agreed that grocery stores are price gouging so why are people in the comments and qts suggesting what you should have done? i can’t stand ppl smh
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There is no objective truth and so many ppl will die having lived by made up rules, having lived out values that aren’t even theirs.
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People saying they’d step behind their kid like this with no context…KEEP THEYASS AT HOME THEN.
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money on the dresser, drive a kompressor. top notch hoes get the most not the lesser. ☝🏽
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Passed the project management cert exam. Price of a brick goin up!
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hey maid. i see you got on your maid outfit like you always do.
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idk if those are the only flavors they’d sell Black people during jim crow or what, but all our parents live and die by them.
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It’s important for women to understand men know these things. The analogies won’t enlighten any men because they already know what you’re saying.
“Not all men” …
This was such a great analogy.
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to be fair, God looked at adam alone for like 36 hours and went back in the lab to do better.
God the men you sent down to be providers are arguing with women at the crack of dawn
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listen if you’re doing calculations to see how Black you are, pack it up!
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y’all shoulda seen my ass in there talmbout some “huh??” and his stupid ass repeated himself.
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not being able to spend the night at any and everybody house.
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this is her page and she really post like a 59 year old. not even mad at it lol
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my parents wasn’t HAVIN it. i had like 3-5 people’s homes from school i was allowed to stay at 😩
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plot twist: to the public, they both hold their women in high regard so they aren’t that different.
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he look like he on the phone texting his girl about his lame ass wife.
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there is no reward for holding him down. he’s gonna judge you for loving him through his self loathing. so leave early if he has a catastrophic downfall (or even a minor one, really).
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beyonce liking y'all tweets about her cheating with lebron from her russian bot account
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she said he wasn’t as thoughtful as she is. i said “oh you should get a new man”
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not interested in becoming what i want to attract b/c what i’ma do with a bunch of gold chains and a big dick?
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this is an unbeatable flex.
Jamie Lee Curtis is on the red carpet of
#HalloweenKills
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, the role played by her mother, Janet Leigh, in Alfred Hitchcock’s original film
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i love quitting. nothing feels better than quitting some shit you not supposed to be doing. job? religion? relationships? simply quit if you don’t like it.
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oh this is hilarious.
I just found this gif and I will never be the same.
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kinda wish i could see bey at coachella. kinda would rather die than go to coachella.
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free yourself from washing dishes every night this year. you not gon get roaches, i promise.
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i wish i wasn’t so picky so i didn’t have to abstinent. i want my shit CRACKED.
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i woulda asked her to take the pic tbh.
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