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Made the teeniest skirt to match my little crop top. I think it gives fairy 🧚
(Ignore the unfinished ends)
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If you turn aggressive when you drink then you don't need to touch alcohol, period.
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Wait. Rotating tires means switching the front and back tires, not turning them? I'm screaming
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In retrospect, I hate that Payless got made fun of because they had the same quality shoes y'all be buying from online boutiques now.
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Inexperienced people arguing with a professional or expert about their area of expertise.
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Under a video of this dog getting her nails painted, someone commended "This is what I thought animal testing was when I was little" and I literally yelled because me too😭
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My cousin's customer sent a nasty email and left a bad review of my cousin's shop because she found out that the "diamonds" in the jewelry are fake. The jewelry in question was $12.....................
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First of all, for $250 your wedding pics will be taken on my cell phone lmfaoooo.
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Y'all Europeans had to be taught how to bathe and what plumbing is because you used to defecate in the streets. We ain't forgot.
Shopping for ice cream without worries because I live in europe and we have strict hygiene laws 😌
#icecreamchallenge
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“I was home with my kid, Mommiana”??????
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Male-centered women have nothing to offer me as a friend. They're insufferable.
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At the beginning, we really thought the Covid scare would be gone in 2 weeks.
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I love corny holiday romance movies because time is never a factor. Characters fall in love within a week, then get married in time to celebrate Christmas as a family😂
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Why is a threesome a gift to a man for being good to you? That's the real question here.
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These for when you gotta stay two steps ahead of these hoes
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These names >>>
They don't make em like this anymore lmao
Beyoncé, Kelendria, LeToya, LaTavia, Kandi, Tamika, Tameka, & LaTocha. What a time.
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I do NOT want to talk about men every time I hear from my friends. That shit's exhausting.
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Since he admitted this isn't his work, I feel confident in admitting this is an eyesore.
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Why are vampires always wealthy in movies? Like how do they make a living lmao
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All bs aside, he gives great gifts lol.
Offset gifted Cardi B a house in the Dominican Republic for her 29th birthday. 🦚
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Normalize 9 to 5's again because y'all not meant to do hair or any type of self-managing career. Lmfao
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Black people showing their positive parenting habits brings me immense joy.
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Welcome, the baby Duke of Blasia
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Both the wig and Usher’s surprised tone have me cackling
Usher serenades Doja Cat with “There Goes My Baby” during his Las Vegas residency.
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😂😂😂😂😩 tbh I think friends get away with a lot without it being addressed, so the friendship seems to end abruptly although it was really the straw that broke the camel's back.
friendship breakups are wild cus damn. u gave ole boy 45 chances but me? i’m done cus i ain’t come to the cheesecake factory? ok.
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You are quite literally knee high to a wall socket. Worry about that.
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Adrienne likes tuna koolaid sandwiches, eats in the shower, doesn't wash her hands after using the bathroom at home, and sucks her husband's toes... yeah...
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That's cute. Only place I've been taken this year is for granted.
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When Monique said "Saaphyri... That name represents something ugly. Baby, what is your real name?" and she said that is her real name>>>> LMFAOOOOO
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That man driving that forklift 40 hrs a week is not flying you overseas just to get lunch and buying Birkins. Please be fr. Either get you a baller or rearrange your expectations based on who you’re dealing with.
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Nahhh that's sick. If we're at a sip n paint and I turn to see a woman, esp my friend, sucking d----, I'm leaving immediately.
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We didn't talk about social anxiety back then cuz our grandmothers would just holler "That's alright, baby!!" and suddenly we were confident lmaooo
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Not to sound weird, but I find it fascinating/beautiful when women have naturally deeper and raspy voices lol.
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She could be 30-ate
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I love that Kash Doll and Saweetie don't be in mess. They just be cute and rich. Truly love to see it.
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Knockers, bo-bo's, bobbles, hair bows, ball balls, ballies... whatever you call these!!! I made some.
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Just because I have natural hair doesn't mean I wanna be called "sista" and "queen"... please leave me alone. Lmao
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The irony: being "rebellious" and making decisions just because others disagree also means society rules you. Lmao
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Women shouldn't feel like they *have* to do sexual favors for men when men treat them well. Normalize courting. Normalize thoughtfulness.
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Free my sisters from posting screenshots of conversations they never should've entertained.
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"Is it two wheel drive or four wheel drive?"
Sir, obviously it has four wheels. Are you sure you work here???
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I cannot be in a relationship where the highs are just ok and the lows are in hell. I'd rather d*e single.
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Since y'all wanna comment on how unhealthy fat people are when they post pics, I'm bout to start commenting how unhealthy your relationship is when you post your boo.
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Bringing grapes and watching her tattoo herself, picking roadside flowers, doing shrooms, “Let’s go walk and smoke” first thing in the morning after sleeping in his car outside her home... None of these were dates.
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Me, going to a stranger's page to read their personal drama that has nothing to do with me, all because somebody RT'd it
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Jesus loved hoes. I don't get why y'all always acting like he condemned them.
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Lighter skinned people being bullied is not the same as darker skinned people being systematically and historically abused/discriminated against/denied jobs etc.
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Tbh, this is when I knew we couldn't trust you :(
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Good morning. Here's your reminder that Lululemon was founded by a racist who created the name because he thought it'd be funny to hear Asians say it. (No, I'm not making this up😭)
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Your followers won't tell you, so I will. Many of you are not bright. You lack critical thinking skills, which causes you to argue often with no logical reasoning behind it.
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Never thought I’d hear a pastor speaking on Victoria Monet, but this was truly inspiring and making me wanna cry lol
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“My son need a new pappy”????
“All you bitches is my sons”????
Women constantly rap about mothering!🤭
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Ellen Pompeo: Haha I cussed at Denzel Washington and tried to humble him even though he was the director haha but we're cool now🤪
Twitter:
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Words of affirmation for your partner:
- You do a great job at ____
- I'm proud of you
- Thank you for doing ____
- You're beautiful/handsome
- I like the way you ____
- I'm praying for your success
- I support you
- You taste good
- Your body is amazing
- Keep it up
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"I unsubscribed from her page last year when she posted her first workout video" is a wild confession lmfaoooo.
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Prolly saying something nasty and falling asleep before I can get a chance to do it💀
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My vision board randomly fell off my wall. If that ain't symbolic of 2020, idk what is😭
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Respectfully, being your own woman without centering men sounds empowering.
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You rarely see men making lists on "how to keep a woman" but you maids keep making lists of "101 ways to suck him off and keep him in a relationship".... you look stupid af.
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"Are you a freak?" is a dumb question.... More importantly, are you gon' make me wanna be one??
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This nail tech's client sent her a pic of her nails wrapped around a big black d, so she posted it on IG and I'm-
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Black people were supposed to get superpowers on December 21st in 2020
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That recruiter who bragged about lowballing an employee getting fired was a lesson in being an arrogant jerk.
Was losing her job a lot? Yes. Was her keeping 50K from someone then telling Twitter also a lot? Yes.
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Me: Wow y’all have great bodies. What’s the secret?
Y’all: Working out consistently
Me: Oh lol nvm
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You're doing yourself a disservice by following exes if y'all aren't cool. Learn to cut ties. An unfollow isn't the end of the world.
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Sounds crazy, but she did the stepdaughter a favor and the man did her a favor because there's a reason they weren't comfortable going to him about it in the beginning.
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If your man has TSA pre-check but you don’t, are you getting up at 3am to make him a sandwich before you pull him out the burning house while leaving the kids that shared one McDonald’s kids’ meal because two of them aren’t his?
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Not y'all justifying people sleeping in their cars for All Star weekend talking about "y'all act like you always had money" No, but I'm not knowingly traveling while broke just to party because I have sense.
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Innocent things y’all hated on the past few days: matching outfits couple, Jorja Smith, and that Black lady who takes great care of her dog.
Idk man… touching grass ain’t enough. Y’all need to seek spiritual guidance atp cuz you’re ANGRY and NASTY for NO REASON.
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Men don't get up early on the weekend and wash cars like they used to. It's sad.
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Cardi being able to slay high fashion truly shows that if designers *want* to cater to your body type/size, they *can*🙃 Many just dgaf
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Why is Anneliese van der Pol aka Chelsea from "That's So Raven" so fine?? 😩😩 She still looks 20
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If you're a small business... PAY FOR CANVA. PAY FOR CANVA. PAY FOR CANVA. PAY FOR CANVA. The free version is alright but PAY FOR THE EXTRAS.
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I’m sorry but the elephant being right on time for the funeral has me yelling
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Men especially are the first ones to cry "It's just jokes!" until you talk about their ED, premature balding, ghastly appearance, how broke they are, etc. Then suddenly they wanna ruin your life because words hurt.
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Anthony Mackie: Bring Daddy a sandwich
Me: .......
Trevante Rhodes: Bring Daddy a...
Me: 🥺 Here's your sandwich and fresh squeezed lemonade. I baked the bread, carved the turkey, and grew the lettuce in my garden. 🥺
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I'm sorry, but the customer is not always right. If your dissatisfaction is due to your stupidity, then it is 100% not on the brand to accommodate you in any way.
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Man: *has no money*
Women: *have money and therefore expect men to have money too*
Man with no money: Women want to use me for my money!
Boy math.
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He looks like he's woke and respects black Barbies the most, but ain't got no job
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Even worse when they think you're bitter or miserable if you call them out on it. No, bitch, I just want to discuss anything other than MEN.
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Men really do fall in love with the fact that you put up with their bs. It's manipulative and weird cuz they're actually convinced that's ideally what love looks like.
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