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not enough is said about this family’s success.
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“why aren’t people returning to customer service jobs???”
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y’all missed a word.
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Fauci make less than Georgia’s football strength and conditioning coach.
REVEALED: Dr. Fauci is the HIGHEST PAID employee in the federal government with a $417,608-a-year salary
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they rolling in the vacky like it’s the Larry O’brien trophy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Pfizer vaccine delivered to George Washington University hospital.
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most drug dealers did.
The president of the United States wore a Gucci belt...
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☝🏾 george floyd isn’t on trial.
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nobody:
nobody at all:
frank sinatra when he heard Ronald Reagan popped the question:
My favorite dick sucker got wifed & she's actually trying to be a good woman omfg!!! my chest hurts 💔
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this made byron start B613.
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Pusha T reuniting families >>>>>
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david stern would’ve vaccinated all 450 players himself
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chest taps from a proud father is top 5 best thing a young man can ever experience. somebody is cutting onions around me.
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he really wore that YT man’s red hat and stood beside him. that don’t even matter to y’all now. wild.
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The Mountain think he Thanos or some shit WTF is this
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 29 NBA teams playing basketball just for the cardio next year 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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all bones hyland had to do was shut up and cut when jokic had the basketball
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i cannot lie.
i did not wake up today and expect to hear the words “Rosa Parks could have caught a taxi cab”
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anthony edwards is what lance stephenson thought lance stephenson was.
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i too feel pain. i feel joy. and a lion would still eat me. the game is the game.
Just a friendly reminder that turkeys are sentient beings. They feel pain. The feel joy. They form bonds with other animals. But most importantly, they want to live. Please keep them off your plate this weekend.
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you can see all the pain in this nigga’s eyes....
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“she’ll put your jersey number on her stomach in lotion and you’ll have to pretend it never happened….”
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Rihanna putting the married reigning Finals MVP’s jersey number on her stomach in lotion and tagging him in the pic on IG.
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nah i fully understand this
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“her ass off” is my bet.
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...... Ben Simmons signed his second contract before he hit his second NBA 3 pointer?
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y’all think buying a house is a one time expense then you gravy for 30 years and boy do i have some news for you
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“all Randy Moss did was run go routes down the field! he couldn’t do anything but tha....”
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“you are hiding a child” - most memorable bar of 2018
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best contract in sports.
Just a reminder: the Rockets are paying John Wall $43.1M to NOT play a game this season.
Insane.
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honor his family with a check how about y'all do that
Former slave, Nearest Green who taught Jack Daniels how to make whiskey to be honored.
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even if the racism wasn’t a deal breaker for you then the incompetence should’ve been. we can’t be friends.
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no doubt but he should know upfront that $60 gonna come with $60k worth of jokes
Fellas you cash apping ya homeboy if he $60 short on a date?
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☝🏾 streets said nancy reagan could suck a volleyball thru a dry garden hose on a chilly december day in detroit
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bought a house with an electric stove because i had never really seen an electric stove and thought “what’s the difference?” well the difference is electric stoves are TRASH
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DJ Envy wife a genius. she set him up to receive even more embarrassment than he did to her. she sent him after internet comedians. and now he getting roasted pon de barbecue.
women so smart.
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so ... about 3 cartridges?
Former library employee accused of stealing over $1.3M in printer toner
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y’all they used to drop a book at your front door that had the phone number to all the people and businesses in your area that’s crazy when you think about it
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whoever “Janet” is she smart for ducking this smoke
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slim reaper a top 15 NBA nickname of all time and he ain’t want it
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imagine letting your child go anywhere with this budding psychopath ...
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no vaccine yet. no treatment yet. limited amount of tests. thousands dying daily. still don’t know how the virus works. and y’all think 70k people gonna be in close quarters at football stadiums in 120 days. okay.
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Drogon had a +500000 plus/minus on 87% shooting last night
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protect Marshawn at all costs.
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Meek Mill gets to tell his grandkids the Eagles won their first Lombardi after walking out to HIS music
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it’s wild seeing a bunch of people who get nervous about presenting on a company zoom meeting criticizing athletes who feel the strain of performing competitively in front of the world
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an election.
when black people try to appease white people it's called tap dancing but what kinda dancing is it when white people pander to black people?
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rich people*
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“you seen Durant kiss that girl, right? them KD ain’t got no hoes jokes is dead now!!!”
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i’m glad he got his drink champs and his verzuz before he passed & i hope he got to feel some of the love the world had for him before he left. my condolences to his family.
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if you “support” bill cosby in any way please unfollow me now
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