This is Otis. He is a therapy dog for kids who live at Casa Pacifica. Everyone put down their wine glass to pet him today at the
@cpwinefoodbrew
Fest in Camarillo. Good boy, Otis. 👏🏼
#CPwinefoodbrew
@dog_rates
@jayasax
Julia Child accepting a sliced-orange sample at the farmers market. She ate it with gusto, then whipped the rind into a trash bin with the accuracy of an NBA star.
I was today years old when I learned that “British journalist” Celia Walden is
@piersmorgan
‘s wife. How creepy is it that he’s got her carrying water for his obsessive, retalitatory hatred of Meghan Markle?
@Telegraph
Prince Charles biographer Robert Jobson blocked me after I used “gross” to describe his desire to dangle
#PrinceArchie
over the balcony at the Coronation /
#Chubbly
— & I consider it a badge of honor. Threaten a child & then laugh about it? Disgusting.
@GMA
@ABC
@RoyalFamily
@VABVOX
Daughters are protecting their inheritance, methinks. If they can get everyone else to cover the bills, there will be more left for them. Gross.
@TheMereDish
It feels like the straw-camel situation was William not going to his godfather’s service today, paired with the announcement of the death of Thomas Kingston, followed by assorted RRs rushing in to exclaim/explain that the former had nothing to do with the latter.
@annasproul
Don’t give away so much of your time to your employer. … It’s always better to actually call / write to an old friend or family member than it is to just *think* about it. … You have fewer years left with your parents/loved ones than you think you do.
Inside Variety’s cover story with Meghan, Duchess of Sussex:
Meghan Markle Lets Her Guard Down: On Grieving Queen Elizabeth, Producing With Harry and Returning to Hollywood
TONIGHT in OXNARD: Grand opening of Wagon Wheel Brewing Co. at 2601 Wagon Wheel Road. (Yep, that’s old neon sign from the Wagon Wheel restaurant and motel that once stood on the same spot.) 🍺 🐎 💡
@PeterHockley
@theonlyjasonlee
You bet I’m scoffing! 😂 The Queen only goes to 1) church weddings for 2) members of her family. If she didn’t attend her son Charles’ wedding to Camilla because it wasn’t in a church, she is NOT going to a wedding at some random mansion with a bunch of celebrities.
Just here to say: I’ve been an unofficial royal “watcher” since the very early, pre-engagement days of Princess Diana.
And I have NEVER seen anything even remotely like the situation in which we currently find ourselves.
#WhereIsKate
Brandon Coronado of Oxnard heard from a friend in Las Vegas that Ventura's Serra Cross burned down last night. This morning, he drove up to see for himself -- then texted the friend.
#StillStanding
#ThomasFire
RIP in Ventura: The Tavern at city landmark No. 78 has removed its signs and disconnected the phone after about a decade in business. Left the place looking a little “rode hard and put up wet,” but I’ve seen worse.
@JessMcMasterKC
@KSHB41
So much for police chief Cody’s claims that he would be “vindicated” in this matter. Up next (in a perfect world): accessory-to-murder charges for contributing to the death of Joan Meyer.
Today at
@WCKitchen
in Ventura: Chefs Theresa Koenig, left, and Linda Skene make salads of mixed greens, roasted acorn squash, feta 🧀 and creamy 🥑dressing for
#ThomasFire
evacuees and 1st responders in Ventura and Santa Barbara counties. 🥗
@quinncoherent
Still have my original Warm & Wonderful version, purchased in the early ‘80s (and modeled here by me at the sunken garden at Kensington Palace). 😉👍🏼 🐑
@BetteMidler
What a shame this post fails to credit the artist behind the lens. His name is Kodiak Greenwood, and he is known for his images of Big Sur and beyond:
Today as I left a restaurant with a
#takeout
order, a man called out to me from the sidewalk 10+ feet away.
He hadn’t eaten in 2 days, he said. He asked if he could have some of my food.
He wasn’t asking for money. He was asking for something to EAT.
I gave him the bag.
@ThatEricAlper
Julia Child. I called her house expecting to get an assistant to help schedule an interview, and she answered the phone herself. 😳 A few weeks later, I picked her up for a drive to the farmers market in a new car I rented just for the occasion. (Mine didn’t have airbags.)
How I spent my
#furlough
week: cooking, baking, and sewing masks from bits and pieces found around the house. Kinda like “Little House on the Prairie” meets “MacGyver,” but with day drinking. Lots and lots of day drinking.
I promised my mother while she was dying that I would take care of her cat. And then I let him get away. 💔 I have done all the
#lostcat
things & am now trying Twitter in my grief & shame. Tigger was last seen Nov. 29 in midtown Ventura but could be anywhere by now. DMs are open.
@Jt82pdx
Both of my late grandmas (Texas and Illinois) wore house coats while hanging around indoors and for doing very light gardening — like going out to cut rhubarb for a pie.
Starting Friday, prospective dine-in guests @ Fluid State Beer Garden in Ventura will be asked to show proof of “in the 805” residency. Takeout orders still open to all via the to-go window on Fir Street.
#IapproveThisMessage
First Christmas without Mom, and we are doing all the food things in her honor. Tamales last night. Pigs in blankets for Christmas breakfast this morning. (My biscuit pinches didn’t *hold*, to which Mom would say: “Don’t worry about that. Still tastes just as good!”) ❤️
@AndreaDiazCNN
@samsanders
I pay for a family plan that includes my 80-year-old Mom. She is wicked quick with the stylus on her Android phone, so "texts" read like very detailed novels. 😂
ICYMI: Limon y Sal restaurant in
#Ventura
announced on Monday that it was closed, effective immediately. Today, workers came to clear away its patio furniture, crates of lemons and boxes of unused cooking oil.
Couple at the next table is having a loud discussion about what to do with the “extra” $30K in one of their bank accounts, and I feel it’s a
@BetterCallSaul
trap.
After 89 years of globe-trotting adventure in this world, my stepmother has left us to travel into the great unknown. 📷 : Me pushing her wheelchair (“Wheee!”), learning capework in Spain during a 1950s stint in the foreign service, enjoying a
@HollywoodBowl
picnic in 1972. ❤️
@rachsyme
A group of women in my city (Ventura, Ca.) pooled their $ to buy a $$$ diamond necklace that they each get access to for a month each year. They nicknamed it Jewelia, for Julia Child:
@RoyalReporter
@RepublicStaff
Richard, Richard, Richard. 🙄
Some actions are not just “sins.” They are crimes for which one should be tried and sent to prison.
Big difference.