Kaiser@Celebitchy
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Kaiser@CB is the head writer for Celebitchy. Also: @kaiseratcb.bsky.social
Joined March 2011
every time he steps back on that island, photographers end up making him look a king
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Prince Harry looked unbroken & unbothered at his father’s coronation
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It also makes zero sense that Kensington Palace spent several days this week openly briefing about their plans for Kate’s return to work and how she would definitely be seen at church on Easter.
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Wow
This was Getty Images long winded way of saying the video was fake. sooo back to square one with the Palace Pinocchios. 🤥🙄. 😾 Is 💀 🪦➕
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Why aren’t royal reporters covering King Charles’s profiteering from public services?
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I want to know how many Nigerian aunties told her to stop wandering around in beige. I bet it was every single one of them.
“I very quickly got the memo that I need to wear more colour” LMAOOO love her
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‘Spare’: Princess Diana’s sisters offered to let Meghan wear the Spencer Tiara
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Look at his smile! That man was counting the minutes before he could get the hell out of there.
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Us Weekly: Princess Kate’s senior staffers ‘haven’t been able to see or speak to her’
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It’s hilarious to watch all of the British papers begin to ignore Prince Harry now that 1) Spare is out and people can read everything in context and 2) Spare is already a huge success.
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for the record, I don't think Rose is a "horsey" version of Kate. Rose is a posh-aristo-artsy version of Kate 🤠.
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a rare photo of Diana and Camilla in the same frame.
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Jeremy Clarkson wrote a violent screed against Duchess Meghan just after a lunch with Queen Camilla
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The outrage over Prince Harry’s Dior suit was the best part of the coronation
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THEY POSED ON THE RED CARPET WITH THE JAMAICAN PRESIDENT WHO FIRED BUTTONS AND PEG IN 2022 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
Meghan Markle and Prince Harry pose with Prime Minister of Jamaica Andrew Holness at the premiere of 'Bob Marley: One Love.'
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Prince Harry will reportedly by interviewed by Anderson Cooper on 60 Minutes
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Wait what 😳.
this kate middleton fiasco is insane, shes definitely fucking dead, her ring fucking DISAPPEARS this video is literally deepfaked 😭😭😭
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don't forget this one, where he looked like he was the king surrounded by military bodyguards
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Telegraph: Stephen Colbert didn’t ‘warn’ the palace about the Rose Hanbury jokes
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Prince William & Kate are getting cooked for their foodbank poverty tourism
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Happy fifth wedding anniversary to the Duke and Duchess of Sussex
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Gee, I wonder what Prince Harry meant when he said they were happy to protect Prince William.
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Princess Kate & William arrived empty-handed to visit a Windsor food bank
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CNN is reviewing all of the photos issued by Kensington Palace, oh noooo…
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Lol the palace demanded an advanced copy of the 60 minutes interview 😂😂😂😂😂. It really is amateur hour over there, omfg.
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Ian McKellen is reading Prince Harry’s ‘Spare’: ‘I’m most definitely on Harry’s side’
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Not Dior doubling down on the fact that they dressed Harry 😂😂😂.
Sample the #DiorSavoirFaire behind the suit worn by Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, to the coronation of King Charles III. In the ateliers, the wool and mohair tailcoat, vest and trousers custom designed by Kim Jones were constructed with traditional hand tailoring techniques.
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Prince Harry’s lawyer gave evidence that Piers Morgan knew about phone-hacking
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Just FYI, I 100% believe this was a coordinated attack.
The Sussexes were chased for two hours by a ‘ring’ of paparazzi vehicles
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Prince Harry will receive the Pat Tillman Award for Service at this year’s ESPYs
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Princess Eugenie & Jack are considering a move to California later this year
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Legit thoughts & prayers to Choupette Lagerfeld, Karl Lagerfeld's daughter.
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Mirror: The Sussexes have been invited to Ghana after their successful Nigerian tour
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The Mirror’s defense: other royals were leaking info about Prince Harry
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‘Spare’: Prince Harry successfully banned the Royal Rota from his wedding
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Jake Gyllenhaal: "More and more I find bathing to be less necessary, at times. I do also think that there’s a whole world of not bathing that is also really helpful for skin maintenance, and we naturally clean ourselves."
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Harry making special mention of Mary Tillman… I hope she enjoys the cash she received from the Mail to slander a veteran.
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I love the fact that Biden out maneuvered her with her knife still in his back.
Bash: Have you spoken to President Biden since he dropped out?. Pelosi: No. Bash: Is everything ok with your relationship? . Pelosi: You’d have to ask him but I hope so but he knows. Look, I have loved Joe Biden, respected him for over 40 years.
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Some American libraries have one-year waitlists for Prince Harry’s ‘Spare’
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Buckingham Palace has no fucking comment? King Charles is a fucking murderer.
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One of my favorite parts was when Harry was like “we’ll apologize, if they explain what we need to apologize for”.
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The more Prince Harry’s family tries to snub him, the more regal he looks
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The One Where the Reanimated Corpses Try To Steal Harry's Invictus Thunder
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that feeling when he's slashed your clothing, wig & Botox budget, sent you to live a 4-bedroom separation cottage and he won't pay off your grifter parents' debts
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Blonde Cop had the absolute best day at work ever. She's telling all of her friends about this
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Charles Spencer defends Prince Harry’s lawsuits against the ‘libelous’ British press
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That man is hydrated, buffed, polished and rich.
There they go wake up Sussexsquad and Twitter family
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Prince William told a group of children to guess his age. They guessed ’57’.
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Dolly Parton ‘got invited to have tea’ with Princess Kate, but Dolly turned her down
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Tyler Perry: ‘I know the symptoms,’ the Windsors abused Meghan & Harry
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Guy Markle was like "I'm baby" as soon as he met Harry
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It sounds like the Windsors are mad that the Spencers came out for Prince Harry
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Scobie: The palace lied about giving security training to Meghan Markle
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Harry jumping on camera for a BBC interview two seconds after he lost the appeal, I'M SCREAMING.
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A few hours ago, I signed an NDA to read Omid Scobie's Endgame and I won't spoil anything, but all of you guys complaining about it before you've read it should hold your tongue - Scobie is MAULING the Windsors. Like, I'm laughing out loud, it's soooo good.
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I enjoy the fact that some part-time royal gossips are picking up on the weirdness around Kate Middleton's absence - welcome to the Button Trenches, we've been here the whole time and we have many theories.
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Prince Harry’s ‘Spare’ sold 3.2 million copies worldwide in its first week
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The Sussexes received ‘additional invitations’ to tour other countries while in Nigeria
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Harry should have just walked her down the three steps himself while shouting "this is MY wife" 😂😂😂
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Like… none of it mattered. The money she raised, her incredible ground game, Dobbs, the debate, all of the generals saying he’s an authoritarian fascist. Just poof, it didn’t matter.
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Wonderfully done, pitch perfect by Harry. The British media is so fucking stupid.
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she really raided that 96-year-old woman's jewelry collection before the body was even cold
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Vogue: The Windsors were inept & short-sighted to let the Sussexes go
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Wait, Charles told his 12 year old son that his mom died and then Charles just left Harry alone in his room for hours? #spare.
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Mail: The Sussexes won’t give the British media access to their events!!!
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Meghan and Harry are already putting on a whole-ass Sussex Sparkle Show in Colombia and they haven't even been there a full day
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BP & Kensington Palace lied when they claimed Netflix didn’t contact them
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I kind of think she was the one in the car with Huevo today 🧐.
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Duchess Meghan was named one of the Financial Times’s most influential women
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Prince Harry didn’t even change out of his Dior suit before heading to Heathrow
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Stephen Mangan: ‘I’m not bowing down in front of King Charles’
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🚨 SHE’S OUT OF THE HOUSE🚨.
Meghan Markle and Prince Harry pose with the CEO of Paramount Pictures and Nickelodeon at the 'Bob Marley: One Love' premiere.
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Jephson: Princess Diana will be ‘the third person’ in Charles & Camilla’s reign
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DHS rejected the Heritage Foundation’s attempt to get Prince Harry’s records
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The Mail seems shocked that the German media adores the Sussexes & Invictus
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The Sussexes’ spokesperson: It’s ‘abhorrent’ to suggest that H&M staged the chase
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HOLY SHIT.
No comment from Kensington Palace tonight after at least 3 international pictures agencies refuse to distribute this morning’s photo of Kate and her children. Some of them (@AP ) have claimed “the source [the palace] has manipulated the image”.
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Netflix saw a surge in subscriptions in 2022, thanks in part to ‘Harry & Meghan’
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The whole time Harry was spending years in his trauma, his father was solely obsessed with Camilla.
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LMAO she already shot the second season!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
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‘Suits’ will debut on Netflix on June 17, the same day as Trooping the Colour
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with all of those photographers outside the London Clinic, it's safe to say that husband-of-the-year Baldemort has only visited his wife once in four days, huh.
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Charles literally gave Covid to a woman with cancer and they’re trying to convince everyone that Harry was the issue with her health?.
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Malala was like "I never want to get married" and then she met this hottie and she was like "nevermind"
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The King: Please try to capture my essence. Artist: Voila, Portrait of a King as a Bloody Tampon.
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