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@yumtapwater

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he/him midwestern ace cats, unions, enjoying tapwater, fishin

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@yumtapwater
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this is me if you even care. just kidding, that was a fucking lie. this is a picture of a kitten. im an adult man who works in a factory
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@yumtapwater
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@lib_crusher the virgin dog: panicked, barking, nearly falls off its perch the chad serval: distinguished, polite, confident,
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@yumtapwater
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This is Turkey the kitten. He can't see shit
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her: are you stupid? me:
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kitty rebels against blanket until realizing that it's very comfy.....
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3 months
@AnneNotation why do people act like it's scolding to suggest frozen meals as a cheaper substitute for doordash? it's not morally better, it's just a matter of practical budgeting
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@yumtapwater
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zero thoughts head empty mom concerned
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@yumtapwater
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5 months
cant stop thinking about him........... little bjorn
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@yumtapwater
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2 years
Seen at work
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@latkedelrey they will constantly repeat the "american bread legally isn't bread" thing when that was specifically about a type of subway bread
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@yumtapwater
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@vanillaopinions he was literally neurodivergent and a minor
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@yumtapwater
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@latkedelrey Cruel woman who is small vibes
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Maybe Gremlins do exist
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@stickydacat Turkey (and his bro douglas): ok sticky
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@yumtapwater
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she doesnt even know basic hygeine such as washing her paws or wearing a mask when sick
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@yumtapwater
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2 years
@TheRightCant it was ridiculous when it was posted but it's funny how incomprehensibly dated right wing "triggering" gets as time passes
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@yumtapwater
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1 year
so wait are you telling me that trash isn't put into containers in nyc?
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it’s frustrating how New York will try anything to get rid of rats except for the obvious solution: replacing some parking spots with containerized trash like they do in almost every other major city these are everywhere in Barcelona, no rats or trash on the street!
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@yumtapwater
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posting cats on public internet is so weird because you always have a contingent of people who are convinced that the cat is in mortal danger and ill health
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Screaming
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@yumtapwater
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without workers like him harvesting the raw food, work like ours that processes the farm output into the tasty dishes you enjoy on salads and as a side dish would not be possible
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United Farm Workers
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If you have a radish this week, it may have been hand harvested by Alex. The son of hardworking immigrant parents, he came to the fields to understand exactly how it’s done. It’s grueling and skilled work. #WeFeedYou
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@yumtapwater
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@Jwin88_ @uber_trips @prestonjbyrne quite literally-toxic masculinity. wash your hands
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@yumtapwater
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@AntifaRabbitHol @AnneNotation it is a little jarring that they replaced the microwave beep with the tiktok voice repeatedly calling out ableist slurs but I think you can turn that off
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I love videos where the humans cannot contain themselves. I get it
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2 years
Pokemon Go at its peak was legitimately exhilarating
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nah this was an insane era ppl really went en masse to specific locations to catch a specific pokemon
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1 year
bro needs to unionize with @BCTGM
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@lefttwick We should invade Mississippi and finish reconstructing
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@yumtapwater
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11 months
all growd up
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1 year
@ettingermentum the anti trans campaign ads shown in the break room at my very normie work were the only ones which elicited any reaction, which was confusion and eye rolls
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@yumtapwater
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@vanillaopinions they canceled her for a mere pot of chili when tweets like this were just sitting there
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@yumtapwater
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2 years
@cushbomb yeah that's real cringe, the worst war crime one can commit. anyway, apropos of nothing here's a destroyed ukranian town
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Moschun (Мощун) village NW of Kyiv, before and after "denazification" by the Russian military almost every single house damaged or destroyed, inhabitants evicted
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Finny was so scrimbly as a kitten (finny the cheese boy on fb)
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@ettingermentum Romney is quickly approaching the same sort of retrospective interestingness that nixon had
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@yumtapwater
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6 months
@latkedelrey Stomach-turning video reveals how plant-based Thanksgiving bread rolls are made
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3 months
Not too long ago Goose was a potato....
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🌻🐝Kitten Mama🐝🌻
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And update on Goose! They said he’s so silly and loving. Exactly what the family was looking for, a perfect fit
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1 year
@JUNlPER what is even supposed to be funny about this streamsnipe
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@yumtapwater
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4 months
Got some exclusive new pics of recent little baby Bjorn from the foster!!!!
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@BumbleTus He realized he still had silly business to attend to
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@yumtapwater
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1 year
@punished_cait the problem with public health is that when it works, people think it isn't needed or didn't do anything. the person behind that account has not and probably will never work (because of the rules they decry) as a bartender inhaling packs and packs of camel smoke every shift
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@yumtapwater
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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LOL: Briahna Joy Gray BREAKS the brain of Rising guest Bethany Mandel by asking her to define "wokeness"
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@lefttwick It's complicated. Every rural person in America would be closer to the exurban truck guy than to the nepalese goat herder, true. and "farmers" are actually closer to landlords than they are to peasants. But rural poverty is still real
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@halomancer1 they still don't understand it isn't about climate change, it's about not poisoning yourself and your family
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@yumtapwater
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@ExileGrimm I call it "recipe chasing", it's a newbie trap. You wanna have an established pantry !!!!
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@yumtapwater
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@feederofcats @boyar_dad I love how under every stray, rough and tumble survivor cat there's a little loafy friend just waiting for a good human or two to show them the joy of life
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@latkedelrey I literally work in one of their dreaded "american processed bread" bakeries and the ingredients are flour, water, yeast, and an amount of oil that comes out to .03% of each 1.5 ton dough mass
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@revhowardarson guy in the replies mocking midwestern food as "slop in a casserole dish" apparently has never heard of Chicago
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@TheRightCant see also:
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@j_golovan12 @AnneNotation It's unrealistic to expect every meal to taste as good as a burger & fries or a basket of wings.
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@yumtapwater
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@jaboukie um, actually, murdering in ppls sleep is his kink. he also has adhd. i find this ableist and kinkshamey :///
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one thing I love about following @BumbleTus is that you remember each litter and become forever fans of the kittens 😂 I still really love periwinkle, pit, and lady
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@yumtapwater
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@Hbomberguy you now being known as "the plagarism guy" is both a blessing and a curse tbh. Good luck
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@GRUGCEL the poop inside me burned greater than the poop around me
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1 year
@GarbageApe they really gaslit themselves into thinking that it was a status symbol rather than "yeah this is their real account"
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Stray Kittens at my parents' house, almost ready for adoption
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@yumtapwater
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@dieworkwear You should have picked cute animals as your posting lane. Then you'd get qts saying "me" in every language
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@ettingermentum i started playing in 2010 and it's intimidating as hell if you miss a bunch of updates but it's such a good podcast / audiobook / chatting with pals game
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erins_fosters on insta currently has the sweetest little family. Rue and her only surviving baby 🥹They're so special to watch
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@CartoonsHateHer @TechnoCeramics I think it was the other way around actually
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april 1st
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love this @hausofdecline pic a lot
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@yumtapwater
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@latkedelrey when youre listening to music in your headphones and the part of the song kinda sounds like your name being called irl
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@yumtapwater
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@drmistercody theyre gonna shit themselves when they finally catch up to 1993 and learn about DOOM
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@yumtapwater
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1 year
wow! they're buying food! holy shit that's terrible.
@HeartlandSignal
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Kansas State Rep. Sean Tarwater (R) says that he is voting to restrict food assistance to poor, older Kansans because people "are staying home and using taxpayer dollars to buy food." "I was brought up in an era and by parents that taught me that I have to work for what I get."
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@richard_normal I always include ice in the water because the chill humors the blood stream and increases vigor
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@punished_cait i matched with someone on hinge who claimed that they "became famous off of the shittyfood subreddit" and my first question was what was the meal and they never replied, so it goes
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@mrosengaard @FlashArtOnWeb Wildly outdated. This archetype ended its run in the attention-economy right after the midterms.
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@NateSilver538 @mattyglesias @katrosenfield segregate immunocompromised people so you can go see spiderman in theaters, cool idea Smart Math Man
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@poisonjr family guy municipal moments
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@whstancil What's ridiculous to me is that even from a layman's perspective, this isn't just "one weird trick" or some loophole, it all flows perfectly logically from the constitution. Being in violation of Amendment 14 section 3 isn't even a crime, it's just a pre-req for office
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@dmesg @vituperativeerb @revhowardarson @fakegreekgrill The idea of a Trump rally being the only available social event that gives a "sense of belonging" is pretty chilling
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this mission is crucial for national security
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@punished_cait the bakery i work in started in 1880s and I feel this, though our main problems are with the older guys being cagey about teaching people how to use the advanced settings on the 1980s era machines
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@JortsTheCat accurate language is important in healthcare. getting mad about it only serves other bad-faith purposes
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@jesawyer I had no idea I could be so rapt with attention by a guy simply going 🤨 all over the vault
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@hum_Basil I have more images of finny the cheese boy!!! hes all growed up now (see reply)
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she meows a lot. she screams a lot. mostly for food
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@Dbwagner104 studies have shown that, against all odds, cats actually like it when we talk to them in high pitched, goofy voices 😂 (cat directed speech)
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@low_dosage weird jokes about a native kid's rez dog mauling in the replies here
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@ettingermentum they will forever lose this fight. even the normies that don't understand or are confused about trans people think the targeted political hate is fucking weird freak shit
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@CBSNews that's actually a guy pointing at the mothman
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@AnneNotation Im on the vip express line to heaven because i habitually eat microwaved potatoes (takes 4 minutes)
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@JUNlPER The fact that she slid into the dms of an OF worker in the replies to ask for pussy spread pictures. What are we doing here folks
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@opinonhaver Does it not occur to anyone else how dangerous it is for people to glorify political suicides? Search for "self-immolation" and you'll find a bunch of people either celebrating it or contemplating it
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@yumtapwater
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@EuroImperium you've exposed your manlethood in this video lmaooooo bro is at chest level
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@GarlicCorgi love him or hate him he's a high tier poster
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2 years
@Esqueer_ he refers to himself as "your boy" in his standoff vid. this is 100% trolling
@madprofes
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Video of Anderson Lee Aldrich last year live-streaming his standoff with police after threatening to blow up the house his mother was in. #ColoradoSprings
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@yumtapwater
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@feederofcats He fought so hard for cat life. He gets cat life. Enjoy it, lil bud
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@ohshidt I hate those memes where it's like "haha us midwesterners are so goofy we stand on the porch when there's a tornado!" okay you quirked up dead man
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