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@Uchihaddy
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idk I just be tweeting | not a serious guy
Joined April 2013
Ngl I don’t care for a lot of the “rules” y’all follow on here. The only rule is there are no rules. Folks will shift the goal post whenever it’s convenient, and everyone got their own way of using this app
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fahrenheit just doesn’t make sense to me as a unit of temperature.
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Bro said forget Gwen and travelled across the Spider-Verse to bag Liz instead 🔥.
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It’s time to suit up
She’s pregnant what do i do😭.
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
I remember when this nigga flew to Australia and fucked a racist white girl built just like that.
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my brother is really a fucking loser he got into law school before I could and took all my fucking swag holy shit.
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immaturity will save you from looking like this on your wedding day
A babe called me immature cause I said I would never wife a babe that my boy has sexed lool oh brother.
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hmm close enough…DDG don’t know what to do with you.
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No homo I seen duke dennis in person and he don’t look like he do online 🤣🤣.
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I remember when this nigga flew to Australia and fucked a racist white girl built just like that.
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damn y’all in the replies are going to war. this temperature shit get serious, be ready to die behind it
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the show runners should have put andre and tori together
Them Andre from Victorious clips with SahBabii playing in the background be having me in tears.
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With every new day, I get why he skipped you
anyone got an Oscars link lol ?.
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@koralinadean waiting for the edits where they put crickets and squeaky floor sound effects.
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Honestly, the current era of Afrobeats might be cooked. Davido is a sexual deviant, Wizkid is a self-hating smurf with a Napoleon complex, Burna Boy is Burna Boy, and the rest we barely got any music coming out. Who is gonna save the genre???.
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@fuckumichfball ehh 90°F seems a little overkill. I feel like a flat number like 100°C as a boiling point makes perfect sense since it’s also a pretty large number itself.
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Fullmetal Alchemist 😃.Fullmetal Alchemist 🤨.
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when the mac and cheese touches the egusi.
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@HoodFamousTV_ his form is terrible and his punches hold as much power as women did in the 1800s.
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Argentina hasn’t seen this many black people in one place. They’re spooked.
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@fbgrob_ they gotta make an onlyfans girl tweet generator . "I'm feeling petite and fertile". "x inches is enough". "Big dick men be quiet asf". "only big dick men up rn". "any loyal men awake?". "good morning to loyal men only". "me and who?". "I'm horny". *retweets their mid friends*.
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I SECURED THE JOB!!! LETS GOOOOO, God is good y’all. 🙏🏾
just had an interview for a big boy job 😮💨.
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JJ Redick to Bronny after fumbling that assist from Bron in his 2 minute cameo
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WHAT THE FUCK IS A FAHERENHEIT 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🦫🦫🦫🦫🫎🫎🫎🫎🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🥶🥶🥶🥶🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️❄️❄️❄️❄️.
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Okay this one actually had me laughing
Them Andre from Victorious clips with SahBabii playing in the background be having me in tears.
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@TomFat69 @paustanslegends @harry_nim @silkyjoc Oh no. an edgelord who uses the word "normie" unironically
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@DonJulio194 the best man was friends with both the groom and the wife in college. while the groom and the wife were just dating, the groom cheated constantly and eventually they had a rough patch. during the rough patch, the bride and the best man had sex the one time.
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@flamefaire did a museum donate some of the ingredients at this restaurant? they got you eating entire fossils over there.
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