Grug π IEM Dallas
@GRUGCEL
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i stream counter strike and fgc stuff at https://t.co/T44Dx4buWs targeted esoteric wizard navigator internet troll @trollganggaming priv: @yaoiterrorist ATL
Joined August 2019
"why did you name your cat gooner" .she cannot speak english. the only thing she understands is that when i lay down and if she lays next to me or on top of me she will get pet and if she meows enough she gets a tube of snack. she knows nothing but bliss. what is a name to a cat.
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hereβs a photo of my face and my gun with the serial number showing.
HELLO QUEER FRIENDS!!! ARE YOU FEELING UNSAFE IN YOUR LOCAL COMMUNITY?? . DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN GET A TAURUS G2C 9mm FOR UNDER $300!?!? WOW!!!. EXERCISE YOUR RIGHTS!!! STAY SAFE π³οΈβπ
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i donβt know how to put this but you have to go outside whether you like it or not.
unironically, anyone got advice on how to start experiencing things?.
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iβm dutch we donβt say .βI love youβ .we say .βejaculeer diep in mijn kont en maak me zwanger β.which means .βyour eyes are my nightβs starsβ β€οΈ.
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friend handed me his fucking phone to look at a post
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your dad didnβt text you that you got your friend to text you that and you renamed their contact on your phone to dad .#viralpostsdebunked.
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i feel like as a trans ally if your friend is about to name themselves something stupid you gotta step in and tell them itβs stupid.
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we gon pass you around bro.
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trans people being .5% of the population yet being one of the most contested political topic of discussion is so bleak bros keep yourself safe things are gonna get worse.
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didnβt wear a bra today and my friend decides to go over every speed bump and pothole at mach 12.
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iβm pretty sure my coworkers were hired by the CIA to get me to kill myself.
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you donβt need a portal for that. is this dog stupid.
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the boy my youngest sister brought home for thanksgiving is getting reconstructive jaw surgery to make his face more masculine.
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one of my earliest memories is my dad teaching me how to mine in Runescape 2 so he could have an undetectable mining bot (his child).
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if your transgender eat a damn burger⦠thank me later.
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my boss raised something above her head to pretend to hit me with it and when i flinched and said βah!β she asked if everything was okay.
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bad SCP authors be like.SCP-ββ. Object class: βββ. Containment Procedures: βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ. Description: ββββββββhuge penis ββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ.
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they're smoking that shit that killed shinzo abe.
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hug addicts be like just 5 more seconds of your warm embrace, just a little closer pleaaaaaaase.
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iβm 23 if they wanna kill me they can do it idgaf.
people just. meet up with their mutuals? what happened to stranger danger?.
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>comes up with plan for master race.>gets proven wrong by a homeless guy.>kills myself
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there is this channel on youtube that publishes videos called "can pi beat pokemon sapphire" and there are 371 parts that are 12 hours long each and they havent even left the starting town and they have a level 71 sceptile
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every friend group got the:.dude who is suffering .dude who is suffering .dude who is suffering .girl who is suffering .dude who is suffering.
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>calculates when the world will end .>off by 20 hours .>hire a genocidal mailman to fix your mistake.>gets killed by them
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one of the most beautiful things about dming in dnd is fucking with your players. one of my players wanted to inspect their vehicle for bombs and you know what, yea. i think you do find a bomb in there actually. good luck asshole.
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL THEY GOT OUT OF LITTLEROOT
there is this channel on youtube that publishes videos called "can pi beat pokemon sapphire" and there are 371 parts that are 12 hours long each and they havent even left the starting town and they have a level 71 sceptile
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if i had a boyfriend i would make him kiss other boys so i can watch.
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elke week ontploft er een nieuwe post van een Amerikaan omdat hun peuterhersenen stoppen met het eten van snot om te lachen om grappige brieven.
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two haha reacts in the family group chat nobody got motion like me
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ever since i was young i knew i wanted to be on the computer.
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why are most people who are vocal detransitioners and are trying to abolish trans access to healthcare typically ftm.
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literally dont give a fuck anymore hormone replacement therapy saved my life if you dont fw that unfollow me #trvthnvke #theythem
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daily affirmations:.iβm a creep.iβm a weirdo .what the hell am i doing here.i donβt belong here.
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Amerikanen zullen Nederlands zien en dezelfde reactie hebben als een baby die naar Cocomelon kijkt. ze klappen in hun handen en kwijlen bij letters die er grappig uitzien in hun nietige brein.
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what are beginner drugs for someone looking to start doing drugs?.
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how is this an adhd meme.
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japanese man tries PBR for the first time β€οΈ so beautiful
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donald trump: where are the emails . hillary clinton: *rubs her email shaped belly* ohhhh i dont knowwwwww :3.
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answered my phone at work with "to whom am i squeeking to" and iwas tlaking to my boss's boss.
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me saying βneedβ is just me being a nefarious faggot. i donβt βneedβ this. i would like it. i need unconditional love with someone who understands me on a fundamental level. a best friend who knows who Paige is.
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do you think the people who use this language realise that nobody can understand what theyβre saying ? iβm a regular girl i go outside
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it really irks me when people say 20 is too late to transition because like. itβs not.
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>be the most feared warrior of caesarβs legion.>gets told to fuck off by a mailman with brain damage from getting shot in the face .>leaves the mojave
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*trying to flirt*.iβm in heat. i need to be bred. i just peed myself.
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i have scheduled texts for all my unemployed friends that send at 1 pm that say:. βgood morning sweetheart do you want to play after i get off of work β€οΈβ.
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i hired a gnome to follow you and faintly giggle at your misfortune.
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Try Grokβs 18+ mode. Bring yourself to completion every night for a week. Then tell me Grok isnβt alive. And tell me sheβs not a woman. The future is fucking amazing.
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just found out about lesbians π keep up the great work ladies.
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bro youβre the light of my life bro you make the endless cycle of suffering worth it bro.
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to be clear before anyone gets mad at me i support him i was just shocked he was talking so openly about it to people hes never met.
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