Real good at finding stuff. No time for racists, people who worry about other people’s bathroom habits or those who have shit jokes about pronouns in their bio.
Jonathan Gullis losing his shit after his head was photoshopped onto a seagull and being called Jonathan Seagullis by a bunch of year 8s, made me laugh way more than it should have 🤣
I worked on Jeremy Kyle for 6 months. Can assure you, story is the tip of the iceberg.
Exploiting people with serious mental health/addiction problems. Promise ‘aftercare’ after fucking people’s lives up.
Can’t tell you how long I’ve waited for this shit to be investigated.
@theJeremyVine
Yeah, I ride a penny farthing to work. Nothing about attention seeking.
It’s just an incredibly practical and safe bike to use in a capital city... particularly one that’s known to have a lot of cyclist fatalities.
@the_soulstylist
@LoFiAndWhatNot
@zuza_real
Sharon, mate, astrology isn’t a science and it’s definitely has not been tested. Although you might’ve given me an idea for a tv show.
Do you mean astronomy?
@theJeremyVine
@GrahamSmith_
15 years industry exp says this 100% is not a mistake.
Duplicitous and standard practice because production know people they want to book, wouldn’t agree to come on the show.
@Telegraph
‘New research’ = one study is ambiguous enough for us to suggest that actually, if you drink toxins, you’ll live longer.
Wonder how the alcohol industry is holding up after half the country discovered during lockdown that they didn’t need to get shitfaced 4 times a week. 🧐
@Davejones0305
Ahh man. Proper felt this tweet and pleased I stumbled across it.
Just gutting really. None of us will get the chance of living under anything better in our lifetime. Well, not in the UK anyway. That was our one crack at changing politics. And politicians.
@the_soulstylist
@LoFiAndWhatNot
@zuza_real
Ah, bless you, well in that case you are just plain wrong then 🤷♂️
Zero supporting scientific evidence backing the idea that astrology influences personality or our behaviour.
Unless you can point me in the direction of a controlled scientific study? (Should be easy enough)
@Nadine_Writes
@johnophonic
@LBC
LBC producer has specifically put caller through, knowing his views - to put this exact question to him. The only thing I’m unsure about is whether Lammy is prepped for it. Either way you’ll never not convince me that LBC is the UK home of acceptable racism.
@LozzaFox
I’m quite sure you know this isn’t defamation, as it will surely have been explained to you a number of times by now.
But then we both know this is about engagement, which I’d imagine is a large part of you keeping your job on GB.
@chancetherapper
@terrycrews
Hi Chance,
I’ve no experience in music production.
I can’t rap, sing or play a note.
I’ve never listened to music in my life - or even shown an interest in music.
But can I work on your next album?
I just feel I’ve got what it takes!
Same thing.
Stop fkng about, love 🇬🇧
@OwenJones84
Owen, just wanted to say thanks man. You get so much misplaced abuse from nutty pricks online, and just wanted to send a quick love tweet to say how much we appreciate you. 🦁
@LovelyGeezer65
@PaulEmbery
One is a personal twitter account
The other claims to be a news channel. It has guidelines and rules it has to follow.
How is this list on you dippy losers
@TheAthletic
Drives me wild.
I see an athletic article I’d like to read, advertised on twitter.
I click it and get paywalled, despite paying for it.
Have to go into app and search out article (usually weeks old and takes ages).
@wineofthesoul
@nocontextfm1
Honestly, one of my youngsters who is getting great game time and developing a treat, absolutely hates my guts, even though we are flying in the league.
Can’t say anything right.
Gonna have to sell him because it’s winding me up.
In 2 weeks time - when we are where Italy is now and our hospitals are bursting, with people dying on corridors due to a lack of ventilators - remember who was responsible.
#CobraMeeting
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@MatthewStadlen
@singharj
What’s the problem? You wanted these people in charge. Winners. Grown ups. Politicians with no interest in policy or ideas.
Don’t clutch pearls about it now chap, you’ve got UKIP votes to chase.
@NetflixUK
@rickygervais
Grew up on Ricky Gervais but his standup feels so stale these days. Themes and jokes on repeat.
Oh well….At least we’ll always have the Gervais, Pilkington, Merchant xfm days. The glory years.
@SteveinChippers
@ThtThingInUnitB
@KatyMontgomerie
You see ‘delete your account’ comments on bird app a lot, but genuinely, it would be easier and kinder to dip out of this early stage and just pretend this never happened.
@EmergMedDr
@MikeBatt01
In Italy 8% of those with coronavirus are health workers. Which is a fucking terrifying thought. Surely all frontline staff need to be tested and repeatedly tested. What are our government playing at?
@Simms7_7
@SkyNews
So... you’re not voting Labour because the deputy leader made a joke at conference? Country on its knees, but you don’t like jokes at conference. Fair. 👍
@snirody
@MattBinder
@BlockTheBlue
14 years you’ve been at this, for <300 followers. You could pay 8mill and still nobody would gaf what you had to say lad. Buuuuurrrrlocked
@AyoCaesar
Love it... I’m actually half decent at hunting down reprobates online (usually to try and get them on a tv show)... anyway... Alex has changed his picture - family live in Middleton - next village on from Oldham... I can probs find the address when I’m in work tomorrow...
@Tpopularfront
Peep Show taught me a lesson that I’ll never forget. Who would’ve guessed that David Mitchell would turn out to be a more progressive and decent human than Robert Webb 🤷♂️
@JoltVisceral
@fesshole
Yeah but to be fair, they’ve also been saddled with being the official moral compass for every child in the nation, and I’m pretty sure all they signed up for, was to kick a bag of wind about.
@richardvolle
Errrrm... why would they release one of the first people to get the virus, rather than study it further in the long term?
I’ll eat my facemask if this is real.